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BYOND Key: BotanistPower Total Ban Length: Until the end of time! Banning staff member's Key: It is uncertain at this hour. Reason of Ban: Having two "stealth" nuke ops arrested. Also, there was something involving "kois." I have no idea what a koi is, and I hope I never do, because they're allegedly one of the most dangerous things in the known universe. The ban (for seven days at first) was extended to being until appeal (i.e, permanent) after my original ban appeal was made, which referenced serfs. I fully fess up to the fact that I was on meth (in a sense) when I wrote that. I hope and pray, in my heart of hearts, that the title of this thread does not warrant an immediate denial. It is a joke. Reason for Appeal: The original ban would have expired many times over at this point. I'm not going to call the extension into question, but I will state that I will never again post in my own thread over ten times while referring to myself as a "serf," "pilgrime," and "knave." Take pity on me. All I want is to play some SS13. Owing to the circumstances, I sincerely hope I don't have to add all the exact details. It's been several months. BIG EDIT FOR A BIG BOY: Checked around. Been banned since March the 13th.

you got it boss

Please note: this thread has no relation to my current ban appeal. It is totally unrelated, and to think otherwise would be to act in bad faith. After all, if I didn't sincerely regret what I did to get banned (something that I can't even remember), why would I appeal the ban?

come one come all to my forum thread. what lies within such a thread, you may ask? fun times, of course, fun times and repentance, and the healing of old wounds

ganking is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew, get owned, and bitch about it

BYOND Key: BotanistPOwer Total Ban Length: Presumably permanent, was not specified Banning staff member's Key: I already forgot their name but they were doing it for Garnascus Reason of Ban: My ban appeal was not serious. This necessitated upgrading the week ban to a several decades ban Reason for Appeal: What I did was wrong I understand this now Good? Good Everyone should have a sense of humor Really, don't you think? WHAT I DID WRONG by BotanistPower i talked RUDELY to a brave volunteer moderator. this was my first crime. my 2nd was "metagaming" which is against the rules. my 3rd was the very specific krime of messing around with "koi's." this is wrong.

personally with the way IPC characters usually are i would definitely have an issue with a TV-headed dweeb named "THROATFUCKER 9000" or "anime lover" giving me orders, especially if they're doing the riotous gimmick of talking in a wacky and ever so hilarious manner. YEAH MAN. talking like a homestuck character WILL gain EVERYONES respect,

security should stop trying to do their job and let me win. frankly i feel like security should be replaced with a private security force that people have to use IC credits to pay to catch criminals.

ss13 isnt lifeweb i am sorry haha just thought you should know that,

Hmm. Read over this carefully. Wary about the fact that the character is a former assassin. Approved.

Approved

I am the IPC head. This thread does not paint a pretty picture. I am going to let Roderick post before passing judgement. Actually, scratch that, I'll pass judgement right now: this looks like shit. Imagine, for a brief moment, the amount of shit an elephant can leave on the ground in a single week - tons. Tons of pachyderm feces, all arranged in a neat pile. Now imagine if you were to dive head first into this, excuse me, gigantic pile of shit. Now imagine that the pile of elephant shit is on fire. Basically, Roderick, this is what I think you did.

this is a 7 page thread about video game vermin

I love this. Hivefleetchicken is doing god's work, here.

hey hive....... just edit out tajarans having tails completely you can do that you have the power

"it's okay for my friends to call black people niggers because other people do it" - Chaznoodles "The Sperg" Ramusen, 2016

i have nothing else to say other than i am wondering when admins will wise up that you will never stop being shit you openly talk about blacks & arabs (or "niggers" as you call them) in a negative light in the lifeweb discord happened outside of aurora (so i guess it never happened) but both you dudes are pretty racist and use the word "nigger" more than an angry southerner during the 1800s

why are you going to a school that you have to drive 7 hours to get to

would also like to add that chaz (on top of repeatedly being banned from here) is banned from lifeweb. he was banned from a game with literally zero rules. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD?

just going to add that chaz & mrgabol behave like absolute tools when put in an environment where there are supposedly no rules have had the severe displeasure of having to interact with mrgabol on the lifeweb discord, know that he associates with venezuelan jungle apes that try to dox people chaz is fine in the sense that he can behave when he thinks he could get punished but i just wanna say mrgabol is part of the "brazilian" demographic that spends their spare time either shitting up servers or fighting off wild dogs and getting killed by the police

its unrelated to the topic at hand but the RD once said to not attack syndicate nukeboys because it would "violate first contact protocol" don't be like that don't confuse red suited men for aliens or believe they're aliens, thanks

Currently living notable synths added to 'notable synthetics' page.

Standard 'IPC made by a genius roboticist using spare change and a little bit of love' backstory. However, I am not against this. Advertise it in OOC and we'll see what kind of feedback pops up.

Sure. Approved.

I actually remember reading this and going "yeah this seems good" And yeah this seems good Accepted