I am the IPC head. This thread does not paint a pretty picture. I am going to let Roderick post before passing judgement.
Actually, scratch that, I'll pass judgement right now: this looks like shit. Imagine, for a brief moment, the amount of shit an elephant can leave on the ground in a single week - tons. Tons of pachyderm feces, all arranged in a neat pile. Now imagine if you were to dive head first into this, excuse me, gigantic pile of shit. Now imagine that the pile of elephant shit is on fire.
Basically, Roderick, this is what I think you did.