Ian The Corgi

Warning, may not actually be instant New robot that robotics can make, called the MULE-2 ITS A MULEBOT WITH A FRICKIN SEAT it only have 4 wheel Moves at the mulebot's slowest speed in a slow patrol visiting - tool storage - cargo - engineering lobby - medical lobby - escape - security, then back to tool storage clicking on it once will stop it for five seconds. if you drag yourself onto it, you will mount it and it will open a popup saying "Where to?" allows you to choose your destination: - tool storage - arrivals - cargo - engineering - medibay - escape - library - bar - security lobby MOVES YOU WITH THE EFFICIENCY YOU DESERVE! Mulebot medium speed. Kicks you off at your destination, waits for 5 seconds incase someone else needs a ride, then resumes its patrol if no-one needs a lift. Security riding a MULE-2 unleash the power of griffskull, Mulebot fast speed. Can be hacked with following possible outcomes - Racist Cabbie (when transporting people, spews intolerance about them damn cats) - THE LAW (Mulebot fast speed.) - Manual Controls (Player controls) - Brakes (Cannot move) - Reduced motor motorability (Mulebot slow speed zzzz..... so boring...) - DRIVE MOTOR SUPERCHARGE (Not as cool as it sounds, patrols at mulebot fast speed) - City-Borne (whenever blocked movement by someone standing, will shout "AY! Im drivin' here!" When emagged, engages murder fun time (This cannot be got by hacking)

What if when oxygen alarm activated, lighted arrows lead you to these oxygen tankers, like on planes to the exits.

-OFFICIAL PUBLIC STATEMENT- I shall not be appealing this again until March 31st 2017, because Brexit.

I've moved on. Thank you Alberyk, for stopping me in my tracks.

I was pushed to appeal. I dont think myself I deserve it. delete this thread please.

BYOND Key: Ian The Corgi Total Ban Length: Permaninimonoflinconblipanent Banning staff member's Key: Alberyk the almighty Reason of Ban: Reason for Appeal: Following my ascent of Kilimanjaro, I had to follow a 27-day course of Anti-Malarial medicine, these make you prone to mood swings, and thats why I was a shitter for the month leading up to my ban, I kindly request a chance now that I am no longer taking these medicines. I dont deserve shit, but Im asking that we forget the nasty business of what I did on the medicine, sorry that I ruined the game in this time. I dont ever intend to be a shitter.

Great Person, Great Characters +1 squeek

There once was a english corgi who wanted to be a beepsky the admins said no so they put on a show and now they're banned for beating up the SSD.

I may be banned, but you will always have this gem

This isn't an unban request, I don't deserve it, not yet atleast. This is an apology. I'd like to apologise to those affected by me being a shitter across all elements of my actions. I'm sorry if I in any way detracted from your gameplay experience, and I shall not be requesting an unban despite how much I love this server. I love this server too much to ruin it for others, and I occurs to me that I have been an issue recently starting at around august, enjoy the game, and have good times. Thank you for all of the good times I've had, and I hope that you will have good times without me. Except you alberyk, fuck you, like seriously fuck you. seriously, even voltage listens to people better. No, I was angry when I wrote this. Sorry Alberyk, you were right. Ian The Corgi, signing out, Godspeed aurora.

Your signature is part of an ongoing round pls ban

Cant believe people just leave their jumpsuits lying around in the hallways now? What has happened to this station? not to mention naked fucking detectives.

None of the people playing on the server possess any intelligence what so ever.

1 parts lisa + 1 parts Ian = Puppies.

C O M E C H E C K O U T M Y S U G G E S T I O N S

Whew! Im making alot of suggestion, but dont for a second think that my heart isn't in every one of them. I believe that the maintenance drone space for ghosts isn't actually all that fun, and other roles would be nice, so I propose that you can control nearly all neutral mobs where it wouldn't have any effect on the round, or would make more sense. This would add prompts whenever interesting slots are available that you say yes to on the special role opt in/out Robots - Prompt whenever made by robotics, same laws as drone, with obvious changes. - Floorbot, Pick up tiles, lay down tiles, have floor painter. Pretty simple. Engineers PDA can 'ping' you to a room - Cleanbot, You have a mop, and are either filled with water, space cleaner or space lube, you can refill water at a water tank. Janitor 'Ping' privilege. - Securitron, You are the master of the patrol, when you see a criminal, AI kicks in like Ian chasing food, you cannot baton people yourself, or cuff them, or drag them back to security, you can set whether or not to announce arrests, emmagging works as usual. Security reserve Pinging rights - ED-209, same as securitron, but with taser, and faster. - Farmbot, HOE, HATCHET, PLANTBAG, PLANT-B-GONE, NUTRIENT DISPENSER, Water Bucket (Full always). Thoughts?

I may die without these. You wouldn't kill me would you? https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Ian - Full List of Ian Hats - Full list of Ian Back items - Detailed methods of corgi puppy production And - Chases Runtime - Chases Tajara - If fed a SkrellSnax, opens as a position for Ghosts (blockable by admins) - All Corgi crates ordered request ghosts to play as them (blockable by admins)

IKEA Byork SKATEBOARD - ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS 1. Assemble 4 wheels from plastic (1 plastic each) 2. Assemble 2 trucks from metal (3 metal each) 3. Attach a wheel to the truck 4. See 3 5. Use wrench to lock wheels onto the truck 6. Repeat step 3-5 for the other truck 7. Assemble Skateboard base from wood (3 planks) 8. Attach truck to base 9. Attach second truck to base 10. Wrench to lock in trucks. 11. Place on floor. 12. Drag sprite onto 13. Move in a direction, you will move your active hand first, you will move fluidly and faster than your legged compatriots. 14. Go to medbay because you crashed into the wall without a hardhat, and have a fracture.

Add the hell out of this. I play as drone whenever i die because vaurca, and fucking Rando McGee every-bloody-time is like "Gimme yo pipe, nerd" and ends up with his pet pipe, Pipes McGee.

Because this thread isnt ALL about that, its a bonus. The main reason is to have some new mechanics that make farming K'ois a business that the bound can rely on

This was originally meant to be included in the new vaurca food suggestion, but i decided the difference was large enough to make a different suggestion "Security, that damn vaurca drone turned the chapel into a kois farm" "Set batons to harm, men" K'ois are a fun plant, they are accessible from roundstart and grow anywhere that isn't space, but the fun of k'ois is often a nuisance to the racists humans, I propose that we make K'ois less robust: - Still grow nearly everywhere - Act like the trees and such from hydroponics that can be re-harvested. - Require food to grow (more on this later) - Produce only 2 K'ois fruits when harvested - Die naturally after 30 minutes - Can be removed with hoe - K'ois are worth less nutrition - Plant-B-Gone cuts a clean hole through k'ois - Vines and other spessplants cannot go through K'ois. Food System: - You can feed k'ois any food with animal protein in it. - Feed k'ois by clicking on them with the item (or grab) in your active hand, it will say "You put the Maps Salty Ham amongst the k'ois' roots" - Mice feed k'ois, but nymphs do not. - Every time a grown K'ois recieves a sacrafice meal, it will bear fruit, which can be harvested - You can FEED ME SEYMOUR feed the K'ois people, the person will recieve genetic damage, and it can be clearly seen that they are trapped in the k'ois, every 5 seconds the person recieves 1 genetic damage, and the plant LAUNCHES a k'ois fruit across the room, if the person resists, they escape instantly, but cannot do this if they have fallen over or blacked out. If the k'ois is given a corpse, vaurca, human, catbeast, ligger or warbler but NOT IPC or Diona it will gib that corpse, flinging gibs across the room, and 20 k'ois, this is called being a shitter unless A) a vaurca was fed B) You are a ganker of the ganks Why Choose This System: - Gives bound workers a job to do - Reduces K'ois spam without invoking the mods and badmins. - Finds a use for those useless vaurca corpses - Gives mice another reason to be scared of the vaurca - New method of suicide for the mentally feeble.

Atleast 3 times I was arrested without warrant, dragged to processing, I shout "I do not consent to a search" and they are just like THATS NOT YOUR DECISION (harmbaton) they find a chameleon projector and I'm like, it's a games machine, I broke it (harmbaton) they use it and its perma for me because having the projector makes you the person who spaced the chemist.

Give credit, and the name of the video please. If someones already done one, but you think you can do better, go for it. Surgeon https://youtu.be/XyFfmGf3b2Y - Gumby Brain Specialist, Monty Pythons Flying Circus - Junior Doctor's Operation, ITV Chaplain - Rappin' for Jesus, Brian Spinney Scientist https://youtu.be/Wga5A6R9BJg - Love The Way You Move, Slightly left of Centre Bartender - Lone Digger, Caravan Palace Nursing Intern - You have AIDS, Fox Entertainment Chief Medical Officer - George Osbourne destroys the NHS, ITV

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This is to stop the K'ois spam, bugs wont go spreading it everywhere if they can order a Lean Cuisine from cargo The Great Sedantis Worm - Whisht Bugs, Haad Yer Mandibles, An' aa'll tell ye all an aaful story. Whisht Bugs, Haad Yer Mandibles, An' aa'll tell ya 'boot the worm. The Great Sendantis Worm is inspired by two things 1. The Lambton Worm 2. Superworms (AKA Morio Worms) Super worms are black beetle larvae, but dont necessarily turn into beetles unless they are forced to pupate under certain circumstances. They look like this Cute, huh? The superworms are very small, about the length of a 2p coin diameter. But the Great Sedantis worm looks like one of these, but is between 2-10 meters based on age But I propose that Vaurca homeworlds of Sedantis home these cruel creatures, and a few have been housed aboard the Zo'Ra hiveship, and presumably on the K'lax Hiveship, as these are the Vaurca's source of proteins. These worms aren't actually dangerous, and do not feed on meat, but will attack those who threaten them, they feed solely on K'ois. Great Sedantis Worms are kept by few companies, but some have taken the opportunity, and so their meat can be ordered from cargo. There is no actual mob, just the meat which is bright white and slimy. Ants and termites often eat dead insects like this as a source of protein and i am saddened that this has not already happened in game. PROPERTIES OF THE MEAT: - If cooked, becomes rotten mush - Causes all non-vaurcae to instantly throw up, and get slight toxin damage as if they had eaten 1 kois - Skrellians Explode if they see it - If processed, produces the following chemicals >Wyrmotoxin >Animal Protein >K'ois Goop PROPERTIES OF THE WYRMOTOXIN: - Toxic to non-vaurcae - Metabolism - Medium - No overdose for radroaches