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What would you do if you woke up as your aurora character?


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Hmm...

Gollee: Go be a spess badass.

Inis: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then do spess magic.

Amy: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then grow a pair; stay home and learn shit.

Varan: Laugh manically and sit on my piles of money.

Kàyla: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then go take command of my spess ship.

Iris: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then pull my life together.

Sel'tier: Go "WTF I'mma cat" then take anger management lessons.

Whisper: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then use cutesy charm to garner a fortune.

Baralor: Learn ALL OF THE SHIT.

Guenivere: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then die of old age.

Delindivar: Buy a comb, reconnect with daughter.

Kiishi Tiisimi: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then float in retcon space.

Brock: Buy a wig, and stop scaring people at the HoP's desk.

Oras Nevros: Be a refined lizard guy, get sponsorship, buy back sister.

Jaina: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then get a damned prosthetic, and a degree.

Jennifer: Go "WTF I'mma gurl" then...Sue... EVERYONE!

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That depends on several factors.


Do I retain all of the knowledge of the lore and departments and how things work in Aurora? If yes, panic deeply because shit this round might be nuclear or changeling or wizard shit shit shit shit


If I don't? Depends which character.


Kelly McKenzie: Play with boobs for a while if the ERP rules aren't a thing while I'm the character. Then probably take naps 24/7 in my office until someone books an appointment.


Sybil Rosetta-Sigma: Ponder my existence for a while, do science, be glad I'm one of the most accidentally robust characters and that I'm functionally immortal. At least if I can.


Ebba Sailor: Play with boobs for a while (same as Kenzie). Swear even more 'cause I can. Then try to set up the engine and die one of three horrible ways: one, I go to activate the containment field and forget/not know how to turn on internals, suffocate. Two, accidentally get too close to active containment field or in front of emitter, die a violent death flung forever away. Three, forget a radsuit while actually powering up singulo and puke myself to death.


Lua Saudosa: Panic deeply and attempt to EMP self. Lua does not have a life I wish to live.


Vermilion Carminite: Well beep fucking boop, baby. I can't do much since I'm lawed.


Chii: BEEP BOOP I CAN SEE YOU POOP. CLICK CLACK I SEE DOWN YOUR RACK. BORK BORK GET BACK TO WORK. BA-TA BA-TA IT'S CODE DELTA


Shii: Well beep DIDDLY boop. I'm lawed.

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I'd let out a terrible, autistic scream as I found myself turned into something totally inhuman, take a few moments to figure out I'm incapable of actually being upset by my sudden lack of boobs, and then shunt all my unnecessary "Raven" memories into inactive storage to be attached to a very long, very strange bug report.

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