Mofo1995 Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) As you all know, AIDS is an epidemic which seems to be spreading through the Aurora community. The objective of this thread is raise AIDS awareness in order to hopefully cut down on the spread of this epidemic. Please please please, ERP responsibly. Edited December 1, 2015 by Guest Quote
halorocks22 Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 GOD DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO MAKING THIS THREAD Quote
halorocks22 Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 but anyways i have aids haha EDIT: 100th qualitypost Quote
Mofo1995 Posted December 1, 2015 Author Posted December 1, 2015 but anyways i have aids haha Thank you for being such a vocal member of the AIDS infected community on Aurora. Surely you're an inspiration to them all to speak out about their AIDS and raise awareness. Quote
hivefleetchicken Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 I'm here today to talk to you about keeping a platonic friend on Aurora Abstinence Tip 1: Try not to talk in your native language with other members of your species. Studies show over 90% of lewd acts occurring on the Aurora are initiated by a conversation outside of Tau Ceti Basic. Keep it common, and you will most likely not say something so sexually distasteful in public, thus reducing your chances of landing yourself an ERP token with an AIDS affected individual. Abstinence Step 2: If you've accidentally found yourself in maintenance with another employee after speaking with them in your native tongue; don't fret. Just search for the nearest weapon (toolbox, oxygen tank, wrench) and destroy your opponent to death with it. If these weapons are not available, try to stall by possibly putting them in a choke hold with one hand and then beat them to death with the other. Abstinence Step 3: If you've found yourself actively engaging in ERP with a partner, don't worry. You still have a chance to escape! Begin by posting the logs to the Aurora OOC chat, and with luck, the both of you will be sterilized with a thorough banning. This is the most extreme of methods, but it always gets the job done and covers the most publicity on the problem at hand. Good luck. Quote
hivefleetchicken Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 EDIT: Or just say you have a boyfriend. Quote
Mofo1995 Posted December 1, 2015 Author Posted December 1, 2015 EDIT: Or just say you have a boyfriend. What I've gathered from your advice on abstinence is that I should stop trusting deaf characters who speak in sign language. It's only a gateway to ERP; those sick bastards. Quote
Mofo1995 Posted December 1, 2018 Author Posted December 1, 2018 Wishing everyone a safe AIDS day 2018. Today we remember Loow, who was lost to HIV AIDS this past August. Rest in peace, old friend. Quote
DeadLantern Posted December 1, 2018 Posted December 1, 2018 Thread making me think whitey and halorocks have come back. Stay safe today Quote
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