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Jboy for Aurora President; 2k16


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As the beginning of this election year turns to an end, I feel like I should announce to you all my intent to become the next president. I hope to make this server great again, and I promise to take steps to make this happen. Below, you will see a list of promises that I WILL complete if I am put into power.

 

  1. Ban Voltage
  2. Unban Voltage
  3. Ban Voltage Again
  4. Build a mesh meteor sheild around out station to prevent the dirty Vaurca immigrants from getting in.
  5. Give everyone here a small loan of a Million 2D Spessmen

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for once im actually really fucking disappointed in off-topic's originality today

It's pretty normal, you will get used to it. We call it here, "growing up".

"Memes" won't be as funny as they were. Insulting others will become "childish" and "unfunny".

If you're using Youtube, you will notice that manchilds overreacting during gameplays are "boring".

Life will be filled with tedious tasks, some may call it "work".

You will play less video games, maybe even start reading physical newspapers.

Your hair will also fall out, you will start balding.

Maybe you will start a family, make a son, plant a tree, you get the idea.


Until then, have fun while you still can.

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for once im actually really fucking disappointed in off-topic's originality today

If you're using Youtube, you will notice that manchilds overreacting during gameplays are "boring".

Until then, have fun while you still can.

 

I used to like this one youtuber but now all he does is sing into mic microphone and go "OH FUCK OH FUCK SHIIIIIT AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"


i unsubbed crieing right now

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