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Layla Starrs honey ham sandwich.


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BYOND Key: mcfluff

Character name: Layla Starr

Item name: Honey ham sandwich


Why is your character carrying said item to work?

Her boyfriend noticed she doesn't eat nearly as much as she needs to in order to live healthily,so he moved in and started cooking healthy food for her and giving her lunch so she can eat healthy every shift. Her relationship is over but she's trying to keep herself better fed on her own now.



Item function(s): Restore a reasonable amount of hunger.

Item description: A delightfully innocent sandwich composed of a few slices of ham, mayonnaise, and cushioned with two slices of white bread.

Item appearance: http://www.lasplash.com/uploads//1/postcard_barcelona_7_image_3.jpg



How will you use this to better interact with crew and/or stimulate RP? She feels very sought after and the sandwich from her boyfriend is a good way of letting people know she's not single.

EDIT: Another thing, people could ask where she got that sandwich to which she'd answer "from home".

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Posted

If you want it to actually be healthy, it should be turkey, lettuce, tomato, pesto, and two slices of whole-wheat grain.


And if she wants to turn down suitors, she could just wear jewelry her boyfriend gave her.

Posted

Behold! A custom item you can eat!


I think this is both amusing and it could make for some degree of interesting roleplay. I'm for it, despite how silly it is.

Posted
If you want it to actually be healthy, it should be turkey, lettuce, tomato, pesto, and two slices of whole-wheat grain.


And if she wants to turn down suitors, she could just wear jewelry her boyfriend gave her.

True, but Layla eats like two meals a day, so even that shitty sandwich makes all the difference. And it's leagues better than the cheezy honkers she'd eat instead.

Posted

Let's implement the lunch system then, dromox. Semi-crippling malnutrition hits people in an hour and a half and suddenly we're not allowed to bring deterrents for this to our workplace?!


Get off, ye bastards! I stand with team honey ham! You'll take our sandwich rights when you pry them from our cold dead hands!


I support this custom item purely for the shoving off suitors effect. I don't see a big deal in spawning with food tho. I'm guessing Mcfluff is a t0tal qt bachelorette or something and is tired of explaining that they don't ERP at work to people.


Now they can just slap the sandwich on the desk and go "my boyfriend made this" and everyone will stop. It's beautiful.

Posted

This thread is a wild ride.


Ignoring the peanut gallery and focusing on the app.. I forgot there are a /lot/ of people who bring their own lunch to work. No reason why that wouldn't happen in 2458.

Posted
In my own, personal experience I can conclude that this must be a thread for joking purposes, for you see that this suggestion states that it is the boyfriend of Layla Starr that has partaken in the assembly of this abstainer of esurience in the form of a sandwich, an arrangement of two slices of bread and one filling usually consistant of meat, salad or both, the arrangement traps the filling within the two bread slices, in which to hold it so that the consumer may ingest filling without cutlery, or holding it directly if it may be causational toward the stickiness of digits and limbs such as fingers and hands, common conjecture states that it is those of the male sex, who request of the female sex for the assembly of sandwiches, in forms such as "make me a sandwich" or "make me a sandwich, bitch" and therefore i conclude that it is a thread of joking as it would not be possible within the lore.

 

I mean I couldn't make Layla a lesbian, that'd make her even more boring.

Posted

I'm alright with the sandwich idea - though I'd suggest it be limited in scope so as to not detract for our chef's good work. (Or absence of, in many cases) I don't think food gets enough credit honestly in SS13 in general.

Posted

Cleaned up the thread. Y'all can go and stay out with your joke and completely irrelevant posts because it does nothing but create clutter. I'll get to this item app and the rest of the active ones on Wednesday night.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

And then I didn't. For some reason. Don't know.


Anyway. Why? How does a sandwich possibly make you a more well-rounded, three dimensional character? Is it literally just to be able to go "I have a boyfriend"? Why not just make a suggestion to add food items to the loadout in character setup? As it stands, I see little to no reason to accept this application.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Sandwiches are cool, her relationship is also over but she's trying to keep herself better fed by her own now.


But mostly because sandwiches are cool.

  • 2 weeks later...
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