Being Robust, what it can do for you!

[coolbc2000]

Hell you fucks!

 

You may be asking why the fuck I am doing this, answer is, you are all unrobust as fuck and it is no challenge to fuck you all. This is coming from my deep ERP heart that you are all terrible.

You are here because you want to Robust huh?! Come to learn from the Master? Understandable...

Alright here is where we are going start. You see your keyboard, you see those arrow keys? FUCK THEM. Are you a pussy or something, what you want to do here is when you spawn here, press your TAB button, this will toggle the magical "Hotkeys" these will save you life (Just have to learn all of them)

Now, with this I leave you with this: Tabling is OP as fuck, aggresive grab the guy, spam Z, = You just killed the guy.

 

This is what you are going to want to learn at the very start, the basics you know? Faggot.

 

This is what you will always need, don't need hot-keys for these HOT shits but what are you, a faggot?

Alright Fags! Each department is going to get their own little robust tips from the God.

Security: I get it, you want to be me, robust and all. Here are a few tips.

1) Always have a screwdriver on you, click on your flashbang, now there are three settings, One will blow in your hand (You unrobust fuck)

) Second will give you a second to get the fuck out of there, other is the five second rule, the default you know fam?

2) Resist macros...Fuck you Catnip! I don't need that pussy shit

3) Take your fucking MK you dipshit, spare mag in your vest because keeping it in your belt is fucking stupid.

Engineering:

1) Who am I fucking kidding? Engineering has furrys and dipshits, you don't get any tips from me.

2) Screw rule one, over-heat the engine.

Cargo:

1) Hack the autolathe you incompetent fuck.

2) Charge for orders, pisses alot of people off.

Lesbay:

1) Always have a sedative handy, fuckers will LOOC that shit so fast, the child workers working in the salt mines will cry.

2) Viro, do your fucking job.

3) Get ready when Xeno fucks up and you have to save their ass.

Research:

1) BUILD THOSE WEAPONS BOIS, IT'S LEGAL

2) Ask the robos next door for some Exosuit weapons, Syringe and Pacifier will do it.

3)Build a slime Army

Now, that's end of that now, thank fuck.

Now why everyone is here... Weapons.

I can't really say much here, try predict where the guy is going, always wear light clothes, moving in a laser battle is eveything, or you know, have Tac gear and hope to fuck the other guy will drop first, both is a good strat.

And so, I conclude my guide, I want you fucks to comment your tips and trick'erinos here. Faggots.

[Pyrociraptor]

> Player of Mark Syion doing a guide on "how to be robust."

Is that normal that I doubt that guide like, a lot?

[coolbc2000]

Bitch please, you need it the most.

[incognitojesus]

Except Mark Syion is the most unrobust security officer.

[coolbc2000]

Except Mark Syion is the most unrobust security officer.

 

You fucking meme, get of here, 1v1 quick-scops, dust

[Coalf]

I'd call you shit but people already did that instead I'm going to give you a proper robusting tip that works 90% of time and counters every single fucking OP thing, I mean everything, batons, knives, spears, breacher and oh yeah, EVERYTHING ELSE (except cats).

This dude is robusting hot bitches and basically, you're fucking stupid

Want to find out how?

Just click here.

You do a 360, grab a locker, close it and moonwalk away.

 

every single weapon in the game completely countered, *cough* except emitter *cough*.

[hivefleetchicken]

You don't know shit.

The only 3 rules you need to know to be robust are:

1. Never throw the first hit, but always retaliate ruthlessly.

2. Let your passion into it.

3. Make sure your clicks are crisp. No click draggers ever won a fight.

[coolbc2000]

I was running out of shit to say and wanted to offend everyone, if you want to take this guide seriously (What the fuck?) See what Hive said.

[SomeoneOutTher3]

I'd call you shit but people already did that instead I'm going to give you a proper robusting tip that works 90% of time and counters every single fucking OP thing, I mean everything, batons, knives, spears, breacher and oh yeah, EVERYTHING ELSE (except cats).

This dude is robusting hot bitches and basically, you're fucking stupid

Want to find out how?

Just click here.

You do a 360, grab a locker, close it and moonwalk away.

 

every single weapon in the game completely countered, *cough* except emitter *cough*.

Oh dear, had that happen to me once, it was not pretty.

 

stuff

[Absynth]

Guide sucks, you sucks. Didn't include most robust tip of all

Flip a damn table, hide behind it, shoot anyone

[Roderick Grey]

Didn't include Cult-armor Adamantine Golems, the most robust force in the known universe.

[Guest Complete Garbage]

You seem to be forgetting this is an HRP server. Robustivity is permabannable in all forms. Being a competent mechanical player is absolutely not allowed. You people disgust me.

[DatBerry]

You seem to be forgetting this is an HRP server. Robustivity is permabannable in all forms. Being a competent mechanical player is absolutely not allowed. You people disgust me.

 

t. salty chemist denied his valids

[SomeoneOutTher3]

The "Robustness is absolutely haram" thing would have been so fitting for this. Oh well.