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time for bump

Better yet, give guns an actual safety you can toggle on/off.

Vittorio Guralfinalgio Phoebe Essel Travis Davis these are all the ones that i think are open to harsh criticism right now i offer walter brooks, lay it on me.

You can't close the security department side entrance door because there's a blast door over it. The main entrance also has blast doors but lacks this issue, so it can (and should) be fixed.

why would they fire him for being old

Not surprised. I usually get something in the ballpark of this when I take this test.

Fascism (note: there are several differences between fascism and nazism, the main one being that nazis are always fucking stupid) looks nice on paper but I'd never call myself a fascist. The term carries way too much baggage with it. And to be entirely honest, you need to work on your grammar. You're not fighting the stereotype that fascists are dumb by misspelling description and capitalizing words that shouldn't be capitalized.

This is my most tried and true one. It's sure to cause a lot of groans. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barkeep says "We don't serve food here."

I've noticed that security cyborgs don't match the current color scheme, so I recolored them in paint.net.

Hey there! I don't appreciate you taking something that I sprited (the monk robes) and not giving me credit or even asking me. Aside from that, I support this idea.

BYOND key: BotanistPower Character names: Walter Brooks How long have you been playing on Aurora?: About 2 months Why do you wish to be on the whitelist?: To better coordinate security and make rounds more interesting. Why did you come to Aurora?: Roleplay. Have you read the BS12 wiki on the head roles you plan on playing?: Yep. Please provide well articulated answers to the following questions in a paragraph each. Give a definition of what you think roleplay is, and should be about: Roleplaying is like being a character in a story, except the story is interactive and the quality of said story heavily depends on how good the other people are at writing. Basically, roleplaying should be about telling an interesting story. I'm not going to fluff this up with a whole bunch of words, so I'll leave it at that. What do you think the OOC purpose of a Head of Staff is, ingame?: Primarily to make things interesting (especially for traitors & other antagonists), secondarily to set an example for that department, at least in terms of behavior. What do you think the OOC responsibilities of Whitelisted players are to other players, and how would you strive to uphold them?: Generally, to not be absolutely eye stabbingly awful at their department. Chief Engineers shouldn't be awful at construction and atmos. Captains shouldn't have much trouble coordinating large masses of people who all hate each other. Heads of Security should be fairly robust and humor antagonists. And so on, and so on. Other responsibilities, I think, are making shit interesting for their department. Please pick one of your characters for this section, and provide well articulated responses to the following questions. Character name: Walter Brooks Character age: 47 Please provide a short biography of this character (approx 2 paragraphs): Walter is Earth born, having been born in New York City in 2410. Walter is fairly old - at least among the crew of the station - at 47 years old. Having a long and not so interesting career with NanoTrasen starting shortly after he graduated college, Walter has been with NT for around 21 or so years. Basically, he's way too invested to call it quits now. Walter met his wife, Judith, in 2437. They've been married ever since, having had an unspecified number of children together, somewhere between 4 and 7. Neither of them are happy and they argue like a married couple. Still, neither of them want to divorce due to their children and how long they've been married. Basically, they're both too invested in it to quit now. What do you like about this character?: Pretty fun character to play. What do you dislike about this character?: I am limited to telling dad jokes as a way of breaking the ice. What do you think makes this character fit to be a head of staff?: Walter's been with NanoTrasen for a long time. I think becoming a head of staff is the next logical step for the character. Or maybe his wondrous jokes have touched a NanoTrasen higher up? Who knows. The possibilities are endless. Please provide well articulated answers to the following questions. How would you rate your own roleplaying?: Pretty average. I've been roleplaying for a while but not long enough to consider myself good - that, and it's mostly been in SS13. SS13 isn't really the best environment to become a better roleplayer, but hey, look at me! Extra notes:

Reporting Personnel: Walter Brooks Rank of Reporting Personnel: Security Officer Personnel Involved: Walter Brooks, Ana Roh'hi'tin, Sslazhir Yinzr, Centurion, Sarah Wolfe, Houssam Jawdat, Luna Tsuki, Nina Arouet, Phoebe Essel Time of Incident: Location of Incident: Presumably the security lobby Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property [X]Neglect of Duty []Harassment []Assault [X]Misconduct [X]Other _____ (Place an x in the box that applies. If other, replace line and specify.) Overview of the Incident: In short, Head of Personnel Jawdat sold a piece of evidence to research, presumably for an unknown amount of credits. During a hostage situation involving Luna Tsuki and Captain Arouet, there were reports of a shapeshifting gun. I'm not exactly sure what this means, but the gun - a highly valuable piece of evidence - was sold by Head of Personnel Jawdat to an unknown member of the R&D department. After several officers expressed their discontent, Head of Security Wolfe told the officers to "drop it". An unknown amount of time before being told to "drop it", Head of Personnel Houssam faxed Central Command, presumably to ask whether or not what he was doing was legal (it is not). Presumably worded in such a way that made him appear innocent, Central Command informed him that what he was doing was legal. Whether or not it was fine to sell a piece of evidence over to R&D, Houssam overstepped his rank by giving it to R&D. It should once again be noted that he did not fax Central Command before asking to sell it. It was only after the possibility he could be arrested for it that he did. Head of Security Wolfe also threatened to fire me if I arrested Head of Personnel Jawdat. Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: Yes, Head of Security Wolfe was informed several times that what Head of Personnel Jawdat had done was against corporate regulations. Additional notes: Jawdat sold a piece of evidence for personal profit.

i only have 1 character this is embarrassing Walter Brooks Dad jokes galore. Painfully white middle aged warden/security officer. Someone who's been with NanoTrasen for decades, Walter doesn't have an extremely interesting past - he just sort of exists. A little after he turned 18, he joined the IDF. Two years later, he was out of the IDF and started as a security cadet. Since then, he's just been working security related jobs on NanoTrasen owned ships, waiting until he can retire. Noticeable mostly because he's one of the few Jewish employees on the Aurora, which is something he finds strange. That, and his obnoxiously bald head.

what do you expect to accomplish with this? serious question.

sorry but the shit people do on aurora isn't even remotely comparable to what people on goon do

I like everything about this one. It's leagues ahead of Sec 2.0.

is this a request, or if so then here

Reporting Personnel: Walter Brooks Rank of Reporting Personnel: Detective Personnel Involved: Walter Brooks, Winston Carton, Anna Lee, IAM, Terrence Frank Time of Incident: Location of Incident: Security Lobby/Front Desk Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property []Neglect of Duty []Harassment [X]Assault [X]Misconduct []Other _____ (Place an x in the box that applies. If other, replace line and specify.) Overview of the Incident: Me, Winston Carton and Anna Lee were conversing. Forensic Technician IAM has a recording of our conversation prior to the assault. I stood outside the security front desk. I mistakenly believed that Carton's surname was Carlton. He asked me to call him Carton one more time. Finishing a sentence, I called him Carlton. He exited the front desk and flashed me, thereafter retreating to it. An argument followed and I told him I would file an incident report. Shortly before the flashing, IAA Terrence Frank came into view from the hallway, witnessing the scene. An argument, again, followed. Carton, knowing that I had began recording our conversation, continued to maintain that I threatened him. Shortly after this, IAM chimed in over the radio to say that it is not in my nature to threaten anyone. The argument continued as I tried to get Carton to admit that he was lying. Carton continually insisted that I had, with Warden Anna Lee watching. He smirked several times after insisting and his tone of voice should be taken into account. At one point, both Anna Lee and Carton threatened me, implying they would attack me with a baton if I continued to record them. I left shortly after. Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: IAA Terrence Frank Additional notes: It should be noted that Warden Anna Lee had been sitting with Officer Carton for an unknown period before the assault and continued to support him afterwards. She is likely to be extremely biased in his favors. Attached below are the recordings along with a copy of Forensic Technician IAM's recording.

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Re: Incident Report 16/5/2456 To begin, there are several outright lies in the initial incident report (expected, considering he wrote it during interrogation instead of cooperating with security). At no point during the shift was Sean Crawe harassed by anyone in the security department. It should also be mentioned that at absolutely no point during the arrest or the following interrogation was Sean Crawe ever harmed by security, especially not by me. The only reason he was prodded three times was due to the baton's output of power being higher than I am used to. The batons on the last station I worked on took up to three prods to successfully subdue a suspect. At no point was Sean Crawe ever officially charged with contraband by me or Detective Chetou. The Head of Security at the time (whose name I honestly can't remember) gave the order to add the charge, which I argued against shortly after leaving interrogation. Had Sean Crawe ever actually been charged, he would have been in the brig for around 10 minutes, for neglect of duty. - Walter Brooks

feedback on WALTER BROOKS, SECURITY EXTRAORDINAIRE

Reporting Personnel: Walter Brooks Rank of Reporting Personnel: Warden Personnel Involved: Jade Rathel - Security Officer Time of Incident: Unknown exact times Location of Incident: Security, Hallway outside of medical Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property []Neglect of Duty []Harassment []Assault [X]Misconduct []Other _____ Overview of the Incident: Shortly after arriving, I witnessed Officer Rathel continually refuse to get out of the way of the Head of Personnel, who was pulling an unconscious possibly wounded Tajaran. Despite the Head of Personnel's continual pleases, Officer Rathel refused to move and continued to push the Head of Personnel. Upon being reprimanded, Officer Rathel displayed an extremely poor attitude and refused to acknowledge the acting Head of Security's authority. Much later, Officer Rathel ran to the front desk and pushed me into a corner whilst I was modifying security records. Upon remarking on what happened, she called me a loser over the radio. Shortly after that, Officer Rathel entered cryogenic sleep. Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: N/A Additional notes:

Diona don't feel pain.