Fun Facts About....well, Ourselves!

[incognitojesus]

I can do things that I'd rather not do. Things that Incog knows about.

Shshsh.

DO YOU MEAN THE THING WHERE-- [sounds of a supernova usher in the deicide of the Incog]

[swat43]

Hrmm. Why i haven't looked in here before..?

Anyway, off to the bras tracks. Name's Tom, i am 19, and live in Latvia. Likes reading books, drawing stuff when i am bored, and tons of teas with milk... in 0.5L beer drinking glasses... And id be lying to myself that i didn't liked VIDEO-GAMES!

Born with speaking disorder during birth, due to one doctor making a huge fuck up, but, fortune smiled upon me and now i am living among normal people, if there wasn't for few people who helped me very much.

Learning on how to become a Chemistry Technician on Technical school. And then well, go start on work, and then maybe get drivers license.

[Guest]

I'm 25 year old woman who works as a circus performer and and stage tech who lives in the East Coast of the USA, from the West Coast originally. I have a pretty open schedule that only gets busy on performance nights, so I generally have a lot of time to play SS13 whenever I want to. My career doesn't pay a lot, and I never thought it would, but its enough to cover my rent and utilities and a few needful things on the side, plus its a lot of fun.

[incognitojesus]

Name is Lazarus (yes, that's my real name).

Sixteen years of age, yo.

Honors student, yadda yadda.

Interests include trading virtual stocks (feel free to add me if you have Stock Wars), world affairs, domestic politics, Nutella, a little bit of sociology, economics, pizza, and writing.

Apparently, or at least according to all of my English teachers over the past few years, I have a gift for writing and stuff, and a unique thought process or something.

Uh, I can't see things on the lower spectrum of red and green (Red-Green color defficient). It ends up being brown for me.

Planning on being a doctor when I get older, and haven't decided on a specialization. Definitely not pediatrician, as I hate having to deal with them, although I find some to be adorable so long as I don't have to spend longer than an hour or two with them.

Uh, looking into Navy Reserve or maybe active-duty. Runs in the family (uncle was an engineer and now works for Lockheed Martin).

I go to a private Catholic school that has a record for dominating sports.

In drama society, and actually did a performance of a rendition of I Never Saw Another Butterfly by Celeste Raspanti. Playing Roger in upcoming production of Grease.

That being said, I can sing moderately well.

Love going to the gym, and am there at least once a day. Feel free to talk to me about stuff.

p33ce

[Farcry11]

I was in the news recently:

http://m.sfgate.com/default/article/Berkeley-taxes-soda-but-barely-anyone-in-town-5879754.php

(I'm the Rory Cooper kid in the first picture. Soda 4 lyfe)

[incognitojesus]

I was in the news recently:

http://m.sfgate.com/default/article/Berkeley-taxes-soda-but-barely-anyone-in-town-5879754.php

(I'm the Rory Cooper kid in the first picture. Soda 4 lyfe)

mm baby u wan sum mi 7Up?

[hivefleetchicken]

I was in the news recently:

http://m.sfgate.com/default/article/Berkeley-taxes-soda-but-barely-anyone-in-town-5879754.php

(I'm the Rory Cooper kid in the first picture. Soda 4 lyfe)

mm baby u wan sum mi 7Up?

 

HAH.

FARCRY IS WHIIIIIIIIITE.

[Farcry11]

I was in the news recently:

http://m.sfgate.com/default/article/Berkeley-taxes-soda-but-barely-anyone-in-town-5879754.php

(I'm the Rory Cooper kid in the first picture. Soda 4 lyfe)

mm baby u wan sum mi 7Up?

 

HAH.

FARCRY IS WHIIIIIIIIITE.

 

I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS DAMNIT

[Rusty Shackleford]

The names of your black friends make them sound like Final Fantasy characters.

[Farcry11]

The names of your black friends make them sound like Final Fantasy characters.

 

I know. Zeke's full name is Ezekiel Eden Gumora. When he told me that, I told him that was as bad as being named Jericho Kane or some shit.

And Baijean Shine is... Well, Baijean Shine.

[Kane]

I'm 16.

I live in Canada.

I was once a silver-star army cadet, ranked as a sergeant before dropping out.

As some of you may know, or have guessed, Kane isn't my legal name, though the one I identify with, and plan on legally changing my name to.

I'm pretty depressing to talk to, apparently, and have an issue holding a conversation, face to face, though I try to be polite.

If I wore glasses, they'd probably be jade coloured.

I get attached to things and people quite easily, and have a hard time letting go.

I'm pretty sensitive to criticism, though I want to get better.

I apparently look like hell.

I'm not very good with people- as in, Aurora is my only source of meaningful human interaction, but I'm working on it.

I like to hear people's problems.

I don't like talking when I'm sober.

It's pretty hard to make me angry.

I'm in highschool, and not doing great. My existence to my peers is pretty much as a conversation topic; I've overheard some of them speaking about my space station 13 exploits.

I'm a pervert.

[Guest]

 

All jokes aside, you all really do seem to have interesting talents. Sadly, I never took the opportunity to develop them when I was younger, which kind of makes me want to hurt myself.

Anyways, my name is Borna (yes, I'm aware it is a female name), I'm a 21 year old with an IQ of 135, which is considered borderline genius. Funny, considering people around me consider me an idiot, largly due to the fact that I never took education seriously and slugged through primary and high with barely passing grades. I work at my father's IT firm making cashier and bookeeping software for 40 year old tech-illiterate people, some of who don't know how to turn on a computer. A job I got after spending 2 years on a geology (and yes, geology is more engineering than science) and getting kicked out at the end. A job I'm also not officially qualified to do, but have no choice to do, which hurts meh principles.

My earliest memories are: One of a Christmas eve, an ironic image in which I glob communist era candy in front of a christmas tree in a decadent consumerist fashion. Other is an image of me watching my brothers play KKnD (Krush, Kill 'n' Destroy) and PoP (Prince of Persia) on a wooden computer.

Other fun facts:

• I didn't know how to play pool until I was 20, when, while high on Amphetamines and Weed, me and my friends went from 10pm to 10am playing it without a break. I guess drugs really can stimulate learning.
  
• I had a brief spell of creativity a year ago, when I spent two weeks writing Skyrim fanfic stories and poetry, pretty much all the time. I kind of already failed college at that point, so why not.
  
• I have a magical ability to screw up every romantic relationship before it really kicks in, sometimes despite all odds going in my favor.
  
• I scored third in school on English national exams, out of a generation of 300, with my english grades being C range 4 years in a row. I guess grades really are overated kiddies.
  
• I was a borderline ultra-nationalist around 16, ideas I rejected as I grew older. Now, I have almost nothing but disgust for nationlist views... so, that's my trigger. Ohh, that and crap-spewing-conspiracy-theory-overly-paranoid people.
  
• In my eyes, hipocrisy is the worst crime in the eyes of existant or non-existant gods. I can tolerate a lot, but hipocrisy isn't one of them. I'm aware that people don't usualy see it because of its own nature, me being included. If you ever point out that I'm being a hipocrit, I'll love you for it. There is no self-improvement without self-awareness.

[hivefleetchicken]

I keep thinking of more and more injuries.

I have a fork scar on my thigh. Four dots in a row. Brother got mad at me at the dinner table, tried to viscerate me with his fork. I promplty crashed a glass plate across his head, and in seconds, we were on the floor beating eachother's heads into the tiles and screaming at eachother.

I have also stabbed him in the hand with a colored pencil before, been hit by him across the back with a metal lawn chair, and beaten him onto the floor with a plastic baseball bat.

I also was suspended for choking a seventh grader who threw a baseball at the back of my head when I chose to walk away from him teasing me in 7th grade. He cried through almost the entire meeting, saying things like he thought he was going to die, and saw murder in my eyes. He never so much as looked at me before.

I have been pushed on the ground and shouted at for asking a girl on a date in 6th grade. I turned demisexual pretty fast.

And one last thing I can remember, my dad pantsed me at a pool once in front of a bunch of people when I was maybe 8. It didn't help that he shouted out that I was naked to literally eveyone there. In that bold moment, I remember doing something cocky, but I'm not sure now.

Im also an adrenaline junkie. Jumping off of waterfalls, motorcycling and paintballing scares the shit out of me, but I love it.

[Rusty Shackleford]

As part of the many steps I'm taking towards being less paranoid in general, I've begun selling off my guns to local collectors and afficionados.

[Farcry11]

As part of the many steps I'm taking towards being less paranoid in general, I've begun selling off my guns to local collectors and afficionados.

 

All except the street sweeper with modified armor piercing slugs.

That's needed for... Reasons.

[Valkrae]

My appendix exploded, too. Almost died as well. They knew something was wrong when I needed two full iv's over the course of about an hour.

Acute perforated appendicitis.

Mine were abscessed and ruptured almost a day to a week before surgery.

[Frances]

A few facts about me:

 

1. - I'm a very private person

[incognitojesus]

A few facts about me:

 

1. - I'm a very private person

SO SPAKE FRANCES OF HOUSE AURORA, FIRST OF HER NAME, QUEEN OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN. LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM.

[hivefleetchicken]

My appendix exploded, too. Almost died as well. They knew something was wrong when I needed two full iv's over the course of about an hour.

Acute perforated appendicitis.

Mine were abscessed and ruptured almost a day to a week before surgery.

 

No way. Mine exploded a week before surgery too.

[Farcry11]

My appendix exploded, too. Almost died as well. They knew something was wrong when I needed two full iv's over the course of about an hour.

Acute perforated appendicitis.

Mine were abscessed and ruptured almost a day to a week before surgery.

 

No way. Mine exploded a week before surgery too.

 

Mine never exploded, because I'm good at being alive.

Har.

[Valkrae]

It's a known fact at my hometown hospital that my internal organs are most likely plotting to kill me. Three have failed so far, and two of the three have been removed.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I've never had organs removed. For that matter, I have not seen a doctor for a time ranging between 5 and 7 years. I'm terrible with dates and can't remember exactly.

[Farcry11]

To hear other people tell it, I apparently alternate between being strange/awkward and being cool/chill/pleasant to talk to.

Not sure how this works, but okay.

[Vittorio Giurifiglio]

Well...I'm Italian, A National Syndicalist/Fascist, Canadian Citizen, I play American Football (LT), Hockey (RW), I dislike modern Music, I'm an Ultra-Monarchist, I am fan of S.S Lazio, Juventus, PSG, Arsenal, Udinesse, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Wolfsburg and finally Toronto F.C, in football clubs, I am Fan of the Buffalo Bills and New England Patriots in American football, I am near blind without my glasses and lastly TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FOREVER

[incognitojesus]

So uh, guys.

I'm pretty busy with wrestling and all, plus I found out my computer is busted and I need a new one.

Buuuuuut. I made a decision.

I'm going to apply to the Naval Academy. I already have two nominations, I need two more before next year.