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Staff Complaint - Garnascus


Goret

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BYOND Key: Papagayet
Staff BYOND Key: Garnascus
Game ID: every fucking time he logs on
Reason for complaint: I've come to make an announcement: Garnascus is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his snail fuckin' quilly ***** out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his **** was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Garnascus, you got a small *******. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my ******  looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two ****and a *******. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Evidence/logs/etc: Additional remarks: ban him please

Posted

You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got personal. You, as a team of professionals trying to make money, got personal. You got personal and decided to insult your playbase, calling us "ass-hats" and "freeloaders". Not a wise move.

We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere consumers to you, and that is obvious.

You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great PR move.

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