Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 BYOND Key: Huntime Snail BYOND Key: Garnascus Game ID: Nonapplicable Reason for complaint: "While most of us understand that snails are part of the natural world, that doesn't mean we want to share space with them. After all, snails are slimy, ugly, and destructive enough to harm your lawn and garden." -Smith's Pest Management Members of this community, today I come forth to speak to you all and file a 'formal' complaint against that of Garnascus. Who is Garnascus you ask, they are a snail. What is a snail you ask, a seditiously negative activity and ill looking sicko. They are also a common garden pest. Snail diet: Basil Beans Cabbage Dahlia Delphinium Hosta Lettuce Marigolds Veggies Damage(s) caused/not limited to: Affecting crop yield Destruction of aquatic life and filtration equipment Carries of both pathogens and parasites Ugly As you can see, snails are devious and affect the environment in awful ways. They will do the same to this environment. Imagine if they saw Aurora as a basil plant or a bowl of beans, they would destroy you all without care. How does Garnascus fit into this? He is a snail, his profile picture confirms it, he refuses to use the better profile pictures I send him, he is a snail. I rest my case. Evidence/logs/etc: Additional remarks: I was told this was an 'illegitimate' complaint, so, the system is against us who stand against SNAILS. Quote
PrutteHans Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 big vouch!!!! what is ur proposed solution tho, out of curisoty ??? Quote
Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, PrutteHans said: big vouch!!!! what is ur proposed solution tho, out of curisoty ??? A fantastic question, PrutteHans, a completely new individual whom I have never interacted with! We will use salt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt Quote
Garnascus Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 YOU DARE TO BESMIRCH MY NAME? I HAVE ALL OF YOUR IP ADDRESSES, REAL LIFE ADDRESSES, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, LINKEDINS, AND ROBLOX SECURITY INFO. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT Quote
Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 Intimidation tactics, is this what you expect in your environment? I told you, once they see you as beans, basil, or something else, they will try and consume you all. I call to the stand, Goolies P. Jefferson @goolie Quote
Garnascus Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 32 minutes ago, RyverStyx said: why he type like a homestuck troll OH? YOU'RE APPROACHING ME? Quote
Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 17 minutes ago, Garnascus said: OH? YOU'RE APPROACHING ME? Quote
Garnascus Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 DO NOT LET THESE PEOPLE HAVE A PLATFORM!!! Quote
Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 You hacker. He forged all that, our witness will testify. Garnascus é um caracol estúpido que merece um bom banho de sal Quote
Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, scrumptiousmommy said: i wanna know who she is *blushes* Maam, please keep your roleplay to the server, thank you. So dumb, this is a legal environment against snails and we are the frogs. Quote
Pratepresidenten Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Slander of our glorious snail leader will not be tolerated. Anyone found posting in bad faith about our glorious snail leader will be tracked down and banned in real life. Glorious snail leader is not endorsing this post in any way or form. I am doing this of my volition and free will. Praise be glorious snail leader! Quote
Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pratepresidenten said: Slander of our glorious snail leader will not be tolerated. Anyone found posting in bad faith about our glorious snail leader will be tracked down and banned in real life. Glorious snail leader is not endorsing this post in any way or form. I am doing this of my volition and free will. Praise be glorious snail leader! Yeah this guy was also hacked, ignore anybody named 'staff', 'primary administration', etc.. what kind of names even are those, the hacker is stupid for forgetting to make the names believable. Down with S.N.A.I.L.S. Quote
goolie Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Quote @ me again in this thread and there will be Spoiler Spoiler consequences of the highest calibre that only match the parting of the tides Quote
goolie Posted April 28, 2022 Posted April 28, 2022 Space Station 13, often shortened to SS13, is a top-down tile based action role-playing multiplayer video game running on the freeware BYOND game engine, originally released in 2003. The game is set on a futuristic space station; however, location can differ depending on the game server, including spacecraft and exoplanets.[3][4] The core game is defined by its emphasis on player roles: at the start of every round, players choose or are given various roles and attempt to either help or hinder others' progress. Quote
Hunt Posted April 28, 2022 Author Posted April 28, 2022 Thank you for your time and testimony, Goolies F. Jefferson. We will now move onto the second witness, Garnascus themselves. Garnascus, where were you on the night of 04/30/2020? Quote
RyverStyx Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 thread is moving so fast no one will know that I'm gay Quote
scrumptiousmommy Posted July 30, 2022 Posted July 30, 2022 On 09/05/2022 at 09:20, Hunt said: Hey whats up scrumptiousmommy nothing much hbu Quote
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