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FAREWELL, COMMUNITY AURORA. TODAY I WRITE TO YOU IN MY PERSONAL BLOG THREAD IN THE GENERAL BOARD, THE TRAVESTIES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITTED TO MY PERSON, NAY, MY VERY /BEING/.


I was browsing the suggestion board, whilst AFKing in the Medical Lobby as my early 20s, short, unique, neon-haired lesbian. When I came upon a suggestion that personally TRIGGERED me, they dared to suggest that Security could do with some minour, ergonomic changes to their systems. WHICH SECURITY DOES NOT DESERVE BECAUSE THEY'RE FILTHY CISGENDERED NON-TAJARAN HETEROSEXUAL BASTARDS WHO DARE HAVE THE GALL TO DO THEIR JOB. I immediately wrote a heated post completely disregarding the thread discussion, then, tabbing out of the forums to make a spiteful remark on the discussion in an otherwise quiet OOC, but then, someone DARED to DISAGREE WITH MY OPINION!


I responded by immediately writing a complaint on the forums, using ad hominem attacks and one-sided arguments in an attempt to get the community in action against them. But those HORRID STAFF MEMBERS, THE VILE FAVOURITIST PIGS THAT THEY ARE, CLOSED MY COMPLAINT, saying I was "Making a big fuss out of nothing at all."


That, Aurora community, is why I must bid FAREWELL. To all you BACKSTABBING people. I will NOT be returning in a week having realized I have nothing else in life but this game and that no other community could UNDERSTAND MY PLIGHT.


GOODBYE.


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I do not have the rights to, nor do I own this complaint. This complaint was made under the fair use laws, and I do not take any profit from it.

Pls no bannerino adminerinos.

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