CampinKiller Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 We have snatch squads inbound to their location. Resigning as staff is punishable by death. The executions will be carried out by firing squad and streamed to the website, with instant-replay available. Quote Link to comment
Skull132 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I approve. For far too long has Aurora suffered from staff attrition. Due to the obvious success had by the USSR while operating under a similar mentality, I have indeed decided that desertion from staff is punishable by death and a permanent banning. The punishment for individuals who are believed to be considering desertion from staff is addition to the staff's "Watch List", whereby we will intercept all of your internet communications. In light of this, we are also making a new department of staff. We will refer to it as the Staff Internal Investigations Branch, and are placing Jackboot as the head of it. They will conduct monthly reviews of all staff for the aforementioned crimes, and will report to myself, after which, punishment may be assigned. Quote Link to comment
Frances Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's people like you who are killing Aurora. Quote Link to comment
Killerhurtz Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's people like you who are killing Aurora. Harsh much? Quote Link to comment
Nikov Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's people like you who are killing Aurora. DEFEATIST!!! *bang* Not one step backwards! Za Rodinu! Quote Link to comment
Frances Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's people like you who are killing Aurora. Harsh much? You don't understand. Quote Link to comment
Nikov Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Frances is dead but giving out icky in ooky, banshee all minnits. Quote Link to comment
Guest Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's not Frances, it's the wrathful specter of Ted Cruz projected into the material forum realm. Quote Link to comment
Tenenza Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You'll never catch me alive! Or Dead. The catching. It's just not happening. At all. Ever. Quote Link to comment
SirStem Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 ...Any chance I can get on the SIIB? Quote Link to comment
Serveris Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 ...Any chance I can get on the SIIB? Recruitment has ceased, and the SIIB completely dissolved, following numerous treasonous firebombings. Long live the resistance! Quote Link to comment
Rusty Shackleford Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 It's people like you who are killing Aurora. Quote Link to comment
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