~Social Screeching~ (IC Shoutbox/Twitter)

[Guest]

~@GodswoodSoGood~ @actualdragon you are a coward and a bully, using your baton to scare staff, yelling at me and other staff, you are a pigheaded, egotistic, asshole, and I detest every moment I spend in your presence. Please, do us all a favor and resign. You've actually made me want to attend @GiurigilioM.D~ 's party. #WhyAmIOnThisGodDamnStation

Emma Godswood

[Tenenza]

~@NewsWorthy~this is amazing. it's like i don't even need to actually leave home to report on news anymore.#Cool#Hashtags#NewAgeJournalism

Sabrina Song

[Baka]

~@bigpharmason~ why shrek piss wwhy shrek piss #italiano

SAMANTHA MASON

[canon35]

@Singhking- I'm working a shift with dicklizard, Whiny bitch Wyatt, and fuckatorio #FML.

[AnEvilGuy]

@CrzyAlbinoCatLady @Singhking - I feel you #FML

[Guest]

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[Baka]

~@bigpharmason~ nobody fucking cares about your big green muscles, geneticists #notascoolasshrek

SAMANTHA MASON

[Rechkalov]

~@GenericSmoker~

~@WetSkrell.NT~ Somehow, that left me with more questions about the Skrell than I had before. #cannotunsee

[Rusty Shackleford]

~@DoctorFishy~ That moment when your intern decides it's a good idea to inject himself with iso'd DNA stims in hopes of getting superpowers #TheSmarterest

JANET BELLARD

 

I've never done social networking before

please don't hurt me

[Kerbal22]

~@WhiteRose~Shit. I just found out that accidentally screwed a guy that did a live autopsy. Goddammit.

[Baka]

~@bigpharmason~ #justdeafthings Being able to read lips of raunchy convo. in medbay and have juicy gossip

SAMANTHA MASON

[Baka]

-ten seconds later-

~@bigpharmason~ @CMason HEY CAUSIN #letsgobowling

[canon35]

@singhking-Fucking science made slimes that could float through walls and they massacred medbay #WhyAmIOnThisGodDamnStation

[Valkrae]

@spacecowboy - "Goddamn cadets. Why do they think it's okay to get hammered on duty. Don't you think I wouldn't be completely fucking plastered if I could be on duty? #FuckThisGoddamnStation

[LetzShake]

Newest screeches start from the top.

 

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@FlyingHawkSwoop rescreeched this.

Chef Vortivask

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@DoubleDoctor: Not gonna say who, but a I got a mobile request from an off-duty prison guard asking me to prescribe him male enhancement pills. #Babydick #CocktailWiener #StackOfButtons #MineIsBigger

@DoubleDoctor: Sick of hiding it. Nobody follows me anyway, but here it is. i.spaceimgur.nt/DickPic.PNG #AllNatural #XXY #FuckGenetics

@DoubleDoctor: Having hot coworkers is insanely distracting. That reminds me, has anyone seen Ava? #Lesbay

@DoubleDoctor: I'm lonely. I should get a dog. @OfficialIan #CorgiLovers

Crystal Brookes

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@GrandsonOfAhdomai: How long has Nanotrasen been hiding conditions on Ahdomai from us? Why did they do nothing? Someone must be accountable. #TajaranLivesMatter

@GrandsonOfAhdomai: Donations for victims in Ahdomai are still being collected. He has given, have you? #TajaranLivesMatter #FoodForAhdomai #PleaseDeliver

@GrandsonOfAhdomai: Please do not support #FoodForFelines or #YesAllCats trends. They are not truly helping Ahdomai and they are offensive.

@GrandsonOfAhdomai: @ManOfTomorrow will not let him get a dog. The sacrifices he makes for love #CorgiLovers

@GrandsonOfAhdomai: http://Gyazo.net/9y9dgasdfg234nljn Went out to collect his own resources again, last shift. Didn't expect this.... #Bling #Selfie #Workout

Nehma Ga'dan

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@UnbreakableHeart Another beautiful day in space! Let's get ready to take on the day! #NanotrasenRocks #YOLO #TakeHeart #StrongestMuscle #CorgiLovers #Swag

Stephanos Remes

[Conspire2Ignite]

~@KayKay~ The vice that talks to us broke today. Meteors and radiation and eon storms and a lot more happened all at once. It was scurry.

p.s. I found the spellcheck!

Kay Lee

[Erik Tiber]

~@Lockbox~ I hugged Imraj Brar! Yay! I also met Victoria Benjamin, she's such an awesome reporter. #NSSAwesomerora

Edited December 10, 2014 by Guest

[Baka]

~@bigpharmason~ Felt good to smack lesbay around a bit #topbitch

[LetzShake]

~@DoubleDoctor~: Even with the station at war, we stay focused, we treat everyone, and we don't take sides. People joke about the medbay but we're the rock in the goddamn storm. #StayNeutral

[SleepyWolf]

-@SleepyMelody-

Someone just threw a grenade filled with blood at the detective! LOL!

Selfie~ #fuckthepolice#fuckthatdetective#selfie

http://i.imgur.com/VMNw3ZR.jpg

[LetzShake]

-@SleepyMelody-

Someone just threw a grenade filled with blood at the detective! LOL!

Selfie~ #fuckthepolice#fuckthatdetective#selfie

http://i.imgur.com/VMNw3ZR.jpg

 

@DoubleDoctor rescreeched this

~@DoubleDoctor~ @SleepyMelody That's so gross! but hilarious. I hope he took a bath in sterilizine after.

[Baka]

~@bigpharmason~ @SleepyMelody Just filled out your demotion papers. Clean that shit up or I won't think twice about turning it in.

[Rechkalov]

~@bigpharmason~ @SleepyMelody Just filled out your demotion papers. Clean that shit up or I won't think twice about turning it in.

~@GenericSmoker~ rescreeched this

~@GenericSmoker~

A new sheriff is in town! #JustLesbayProblems #WhyAmIOnThisGodDamnStation

[Daniela Baranova]

[canon35]

@SinghKing-I have no idea why CC even employs bald people anymore, they always fuck everything up.

[LetzShake]

@SinghKing-I have no idea why CC even employs bald people anymore, they always fuck everything up.

 

@ChuckLeFuch rescreeched this

@ChuckLeFuck- @SinghKing-I have no idea why CC even employs bald people anymore, they always fuck everything up. - Because fuck you, asshole, I'm better at my job than you ever will be

- Charles LeFuchs