hivefleetchicken

That's the difference between you and me, Morty. I don't go back to the rice fields.

Oh no you don't get back here you little shit

I grip my detachable cock-gun and state, "My apartment complex's communal courtyard? Let me tell you about my apartment complex's communal courtyard." Before blowing the fucker through the wall.

I'll be there to make sure Hentai still exists. You'll need an army motherfucker

Name: Zahgorim Korunrock Description: A tall Orsimer warrior with dark olive skin and pale yellow eyes. His head is shaven save for the top where his long hair is tied into a series of dreadlocks at the back of his head. His ears are pierced with multiple rings seemingly carved out of bone. His face is marked with blood red war paint, drawn in lines on his chin, cheeks, and forehead. He carries two abnormally long orcish kukri machetes on his belt, both forged from orsinium and in terrible condition. He also keeps a slightly cleaner orcish war axe with them. Primary skill: Sword fighting, single or dual wielded. Never uses a shield or weapons that will require more than one hand (for him, i.e. giant axes or hammers, but he can handle a long sword in one hand). Misc skills: High stamina, strong, good at sneaking and speech. He's also a damn good cook. Disadvantages: He takes his pride too seriously, and doesn't take easily to forgetting grudges. Terrible with mana, and doesn't care for those who use it. Backstory: Coming from a recluse Orsimer tribe native to the mountain ranges of Skyrim, Zahgorim was raised to worship Talos as just another God because his tribe couldn't really care to give two shits since they were in Nordic land. Of course, the badass Talos grew on his entire tribe and when those fucking elves banished the worship of him and got the Imperial Legion to allow that bullshit, they got hella' pissed off just like the Nords did. The warriors got discriminated 'n' shit because ain't no Nords thought they could let Talos into their hearts, you feel me? But his tribe still didn't give a shit and they fought for the Nords and helped kick some Imperial ass. While all this shit went down more and more of his tribe died from being heroic and eventually almost all of their warriors got their asses killed, including Zahgorim's father. Now with the Nords in charge of everything and the Orsimer getting the ass end of the credit for fighting with the Nords just to stay alive and keep the peace, Zahgorim's tribe is in some serious shit. Zahgorim's promised to bring back some sweet loot after a year of exploring to help redeem his small mountain tribe and keep them all alive. Better not be any fucking draugr, son.

It's the little things that keep you going. EDIT: I actually should add to this thread in some manner or another, actually. Normally I would definitely recommend playing bartender as a starter job to really get to know people, but on Aurora the bar is constantly filled with idiotic Mikus (the second this isn't the case feel free to correct me swat) with behavioral patterns symptomatic to 6 year old autism. Do not play a role that has an obligation to process many people if you don't consider yourself really good at the game or Roleplay. Because chances are these days, you're going to get stuck A. with a bunch of assholes asking for snowflakey shit from you and threatening to fight you if you don't do so (this is where not being good at the game can be a problem, otherwise process their request our wait for them to throw the first punch and then beat their brains out) and/or B. The other people working with you will be shitty white knights who love starting drama those customers/patients/whatnot and will always side against you with the highest bidder (the highest bidder in ERP of course). If you want to roleplay in peace yet still get to talk to people, play a librarian journalist. No one will ever visit you and demand anything of you, and you have no obligation to do real work. That's the best I can do, job wise. Character wise, try to stay average. And stick to your geographical region to start, you can develop some real good shit if the character is like an average person from your town because all of their behavior is familiar to you. And for the love of God, just make your fucking hair brunette or blonde. Next, don't mention your sexual appeal at all to anyone. There's a reason nearly everyone on the Aurora is single or in a relationship with a coworker, and that reason is that people can't keep their dicks in their pants and out of their hands. It's unrealistic, too; you don't/(shouldn't) ever see public relationships at work. And a lot of the sexy sexy kissyface RP is just plain creepy a lot of the time if you're not into it like me. My characters don't sleep around, but of course, people just make guesses that I'm looking for some sick ERP like they are. I've been groped, stalked, asked to fuck about 70+ times, and it gets fucked up after a while, so while you're minding your own business also try to make sure people mind theirs. And talking about your sexuality ICly or OOCly just leads them on. Anyways, that's pretty much it. Pick a slow job that doesn't cater for a bunch of people unless you're either already in the know I'm how to RP or you're good enough to bash skulls, should it come to it. Play someone normal, for god's sake. Don't get into relationships in the workplace unless you definitely want to, and be ready for all the drama and cheating that will come after it.

I'm glad we understand this. If you find me doing something wrong, talk to me about it. And don't do it in secret behind closed doors. Let people see what the problem is, otherwise it's just a bunch of screenshotting quotes and miscommunication. Unfortunately instead of making an actual complaint, you made a complaint-kin in the hidden forums directly about me. You were going to bring it to Skull, make sure he was on your side, then bring it to me. Now I'm chomping through this like, uh, something that chomps, and I've got no explanation as to why you chose to do this in the first place. Not to make the secret forum - that was clearly because bringing it up with me publicly would be bad because it would be public - but the fact that you decided to make this... WHATEVER THIS IS... a thing. What is this? And why are you targeting me specifically for it, dude?

Okay, awesome. An actual goof I made, thanks for pointing that out. I'll admit I assumed the diplomat was someone from the Uaekis clan because I never actually saw him in-game, I don't think. The reason I stated that it seemed very spookygross that the Uaekis were involved with Yinzr while he was hanging out with cat chicks was because I thought that diplomat who frequently spoke with Yinzr was a Uaekis and thus the clans had a lot of interaction. That is in fact a bad of mine. However Uaekis' foul language wasn't actually supposed to trigger Sslazhir, in fact I didn't even know you were there and you kinda' caught me off guard when I saw you come in. I was actually just trying to depict a bit of discrimination against an Unathi woman (Usara) with such dignity and freedom as she was given to be her own engineer on the Aurora. Which is why I said stuff like "You belong in a museum!" and such. Had Uaekis known Sslazhir was right there he would have been much more honorable, however he didn't actually feel the current party was inclined to such respect because she was an independent strong Unathi who don't need no kismet title. EDIT: Yeah, I looked over the logs one more time, you can see where Sslazhir enters the room and states "Do I know you?", and Uaekis takes on a much different tone. Before he was a prick to the female.

I didn't say anything about divines speaking to my character, or at least MEAN anything about them directly telling him, but it would be easy for that miscommunication since I referred to the Uaekis' more honorable clansmen who had knowledge about it as divinely knowledgeable and honorable, etc. I think I said something along the lines of the spiritual guide of the clan (the top dog ofc, which could mean either a higher up Ueakis clansman OR the Unathi diplomat since both are held pretty high and I didn't want to specify my reasoning on one short question in skype but rather a lot of IC silly gossip going around). Now can you please respond to the rest of the evidence I've provided, including why you're posting screenshots in a thread you made entirely about me in the moderator forum in an attempt to incriminate me with a vast foundation of salt and heavy breathing? i.e., this one right here? These quotes display no actual intent to target Alberyk on the station; this in fact refers to a very long standing meme in the chat where the group of single unmarried lizards (karn, zubari, sakari, sirasiarot or whatever, and a few others) would probably circle around Yinzr after a shift, probably at his home, with baseball bats and wood planks, and beat him up like a meowfia because he's gone soft and settled in too far for the thug life to tolerate. AND then, you've got a log right after making a direct link to Alberyk needing to be taken down actively because of his moderator status (not to condemn whoever said this), and you instead use these screenshots to show how I'M the major evil here?

BYOND Key: Hivefleetchicken Staff BYOND Key: Alberyk, Tainavaa Reason for complaint: Right, keep in mind that I didn't actually want to bring this up at all. However it's come to my attention that I need to post this complaint before things get out of hand (I'll explain this later.) I made a character - and Unathi clansman of a very powerful and influential clan - the Uaekis. They've got close ties to the Hegemony and are undoubtedly well-supplied with pretty well-honored members (take Sisariarot). My character was patrolling the halls as a security officer when he stumbled upon the wife of Sslazhir Yinzr, Usara. At this point, I was semi-sure that Sslazhir was famous for his whole gossip-affair with Ana Roh'hi'tin, and thought I'd make small talk of it with Usara. I made SURE not to just go right ahead, and I asked the loremaster if this was the case. As you can see, he told me that "everyone knows". Not only that, but I also observed that an Unathi diplomat personally went to Yinzr and threatened him with this statement: SO, with that all in mind, I thought nothing would really come of me shooting the breeze with Usara about it. I brought it up with her and she seemed in denial, which was a bit of a red flag for me. I kept the conversation up, continuously reminding Usara that despite how degenerate the news sounded, that I was accusing Yinzr of nothing. I had no proof and was not the one trying to incriminate him, I was just repeating what I'd heard. Feel free to check the logs on this, I say it about three times over this encounter. Then boom. Yinzr enters the room, instantly starts standing right up in my private square. I try to remain pretty passive and tell him that I'm not accusing him and don't have proof to anyways, and he starts talking in common to make it all the more dramatic. He then asks me 'prove?' and as I begin to respond he starts harm batoning me like mad. (Check the actual evidence part for this), and THEN tries shooting me! Keep in mind: This is not even a FULL DAY after his complaint was closed for him being too aggressive and murderboney as a non-antag officer over stupid petty shit. Fortunately I bring him down before he can attack me any more with non-lethal pepperspray as Usara drags him around the room and begs me to stop, as though I'm the aggressor, and she drags him off and uncuffs him in the middle of the brig from where he peppersprays me and eventually is coaxed into serving his time in a cell at the hands of Ana Roh'hi'tin (who handled this all super maturely I have to say, props to them). This is where this whole shebang became an admin incident, if you're wondering why I've made this an admin complaint. Almost instantly after this, and I go to tell my commander about what happened, Tainavaa PMs me demanding to know how I had IC knowledge of Yinzr's personal affairs. I explained that A. I was informed everyone was aware of them by the CANON HEAD himself, and B. witnessed the CANON HEAD himself telling Yinzr that he would be considered a degenerate and his clan would be raised if he so much as gave Ana a peck on the cheek. Apparently, this wasn't enough, and Tainavaa proceeded to mole around and PM people asking about the source of this gossip: They were told by Tainavaa that I was 'possibly metagrudging' as you can see above, which was a flat out lie (And I'm sure Tainavaa knows this; more on this later), because had I been metagrudging I would have ran straight to Yinzr first thing in the round and said "AHHH DEGENERATE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO". INSTEAD I was passing by Usara mid-round and was curious if she knew already, thinking some Unathi (Uaekis) would know and others (Her) wouldn't, before being told EVERYONE knew so I just thought I was making smalltalk about Unathi IC shitgossip. Anyways, this STILL failed to be a big issue in my mind. Tainavaa forced me to say that I really had no IC idea that that was a thing and that I had to forget about hearing about those personal affairs, and that's okay, because as long as it avoids conflict I'm okay with adapting my IC knowledge a bit. That's completely fine. Eventually I ran out of time (It was way too late and I had 2 exams the next day) so I PM'd Tain I had to go after they didn't respond for a while, waited another long expanse of time, and then finally left. However, tonight, I fear something much more malicious is up with them. I was told by multiple people, mostly staff, that Tainavaa and Alberyk explicitly were going to try to either scare me out of Aurora or force me out of Aurora. Also they have a thread in the modmin forums dedicated to an 'investigation' on me. It's ridiculous; I've been here two years and my job isn't to grief or metagrudge. And the admins' job isn't to form biases and attack people based on IC beliefs. So, here we have it. Two staff apparently fiddle-riddle-diddle-rustled about IC bullshit and trying to throw the book at me for it. Tain, Alberyk, I know you both dislike me, but this is far past immature and merely reflects how much bias you hold and how much power you misuse.. Alberyk, it's clear you also didn't even CONSIDER the complaint made by Delta even though you were almost secbanned for three weeks because of your actions. Not 24 hours later you were harmbatoning people and shooting them in the brig lobby after asking them a question to take their defense down. Evidence/logs/etc:The following logs are where Alberyk began to attack me after asking a question and waiting for the speech bubble to show above my head. I unfortunately don't have any other logs because I didn't think this was a big deal. However, I've actually been informed that these two staff are planning on banning me for it from MULTIPLE MODERATORS AND ADMINS that are (fortunately) able to see how backwards and snakey this is. Additional remarks: I'm making this complaint preemptively due to the fact that I've been told by numerous staff that Tainavaa and Alberyk are secretly beginning to try and find ways to get rid of me. It's childish, sneaky, and proves that they're just downright biased. If they hadn't been planning this, I would not have made this complaint. This is a petty IC issue that they're trying to use to paint me as malicious and I'm here to beat them to it.

pretty sure this is just an excuse to rape girls and say them saying no was just them being t-tsundere fuck off with your 12 year old panty shot cartoons

I think the point isn't to choose your battles. It's to choose every battle and make sure you go down fighting or don't go down at all in every one.

I never said it was my 1000th post in total, I actually meant it was the moment where I reached a 1000 post count. Any other questions?

You're aware we've changed forums before, right? This account makes up like half of my aurora time.

SINCE DELTA MADE ME WASTE MY 1000TH POST IN THE THREAD WHERE HE RIPPED ME OFF NOW I HAVE TO MAKE A REPLACEMENT 1000TH POST AND IT'S GONNA' BE THIS ONE FUCK I'VE BEEN WORKING 2 YEARS TO REACH THIS MOMENT AND IT SLIPPED RIGHT THROUGH MY FINGERS WHERE ARE THE SAD DANCING LOBSTERS

I WASTED MY 1000TH POST IN THIS FUCKING THREAD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

oh no you dont cmere you little shit

staff deleted it all

god damn it delta you ripped me off in record time

too late to save him, he's had too much cherry pepsi

Where is the Unathi stoner metal https://youtu.be/6yZA4TC_pt4?t=1m53s https://youtu.be/6yZA4TC_pt4?t=27m54s https://youtu.be/6yZA4TC_pt4?t=11m31s https://youtu.be/6yZA4TC_pt4?t=12m12s https://youtu.be/6yZA4TC_pt4?t=16m54s EDIT: Click on all of these and tell me Unathi wouldn't blast this shit in from their breacher vox speakers

XanderDox is a really good RPer, I just wish less of his characters were assholes. Nonetheless, that's nothing to hold against him. Great dude.