hivefleetchicken

fam im not drawin pron also m8 photoshop takes more like 2 hours not 2 minuites wow coulda told me you were a pussy and saved me the effort *flip hair

draw me fukkn ur mom lol paralysed woman? got it sure ill do a draw off with you starting now except i get to choose what i draw and you have to rise above like in underdog story and figure out how to make me fucking ur mom the most beautiful picture ever we each get two minutes EDIT: Okay it's been two minutes here's a very tiny picture

draw me fukkn ur mom lol

for once im actually really fucking disappointed in off-topic's originality today

He wasn't able to last year or the year before that. Pump, it is time for you to give up this false way of the meme life. Come join me and your Uncle Hackie in the land of the robust.

Great! Now that that's over, how do I fix THIS?

NT runs the media.

TZEENTCH STRIKES!

I was gonna' make a thread but decided it was only me. Fuck.

Victory shall come swiftly.

No. Exactly.

Just wondering what the special gear I always see Katana Charlie (or whatever the taj robo sec protection detail thing is) is always wearing. It's got a beret and looks like basic ERT gear or something. Is this for ERT protection detail stuff? Because I'm %99 sure there was no DO on station when I saw them wearing these things...

It appears the loredevs are western philosophers and the greendevs are scummy weebs. This will be fun.

Make me, pinko motherfuckers.

This guy actually plays really loyal sec officers. They follow orders well and are good at discerning right from wrong. Right being pulling the trigger on the filth. He has my support if he's planning on commanding security.

I made this complaint because this is not at all the first time Abendroth has pulled shit on me OOCly purely out of asspainery. For example, one RP-Rev round, Nia Snyder loaded up in riot gear and grabbed laser rifles and proceeded to kill all of the cargo department because they ordered a weapons crate with no words or warning. I was the only survivor and cuffed her to a chair, from which they just sassed me even when I tried to torture them. They neglected all pain or fear RP and I finally killed them. When I later submitted to execution that round and died, I was instantly met in dsay with Abendroth saying "What does it feel like to fucking die you idiot" and "go back to fucking goon" and stuff. They're a jerk in OOC if they die for being a shitter and I thought I'd finally display it officially after so many incidents like this.

I accidentally didn't post this complaint initially and I've wondered for the longest time why I've never seen it. Then I noticed I didn't fucking post it at all. BYOND Key: Hivefleetchicken Player Byond Key: Abendroth Staff involved: SenpaiShadow fetched me logs, I think Josh or Serveris dealt with the initial ahelp. Reason for complaint: Nia Snyder was an extremely bitchy sec officer in my brig, as I was playing Head of Security Rook Jameson. She did nothing but scream at people in all caps and harass people in the brig lobby for making a mess (I did this too, but at least I worked the rest of the time). I finally noticed her screaming at the warden after watching her be a promiscuous lardlad with Fortune the whole round in all caps because I ordered them not to take the guns out of the armory to deal with the carp because the shuttle was already nearly there and I had officers with weapons already securing departures. Nia Snyder immediately declared she was quitting over comms, so I pointed a taser at her and said "Fine, you and me, we're walking to the HoP office right now. You quit, right? Okay, good. Let's go." or something along those lines, and she just rushed me with pepperspray and attacked me. I then took her out and instantly told the Captain that she was to be demoted after all of this. Abendroth then started spamming the say logs with offensive shit that could easily be taken OOCly, so I muzzled them to test their reaction. They then immediately started power-emoting shit about fucking my mother in the emote chat, and this continued for almost 20 minutes. I asked Senpai for the logs, visible here: He said he was too lazy to get them all, but this is the general gist of it. After all of this had been handled, I shoved her out of the HoP office back into the station streets as a terminated assistant. I went into departures to make sure everyone was secure, and someone broke a window and caused us to all get knocked down. Nia Snyder then beelined for the warden's gun, switched it to lethals, and unloaded it on me without any words. I stood up, dodged her shots until she was out, and then instantly killed them with my telebaton because it was obvious it was a shitty attempt at a wew kill on me. (Wew meaning they did it purely on OOC grounds). I ahelped and one of the moderators took the case off of my hands as I ICly submitted for detainment after killing Snyder. Approximate Date/Time: Approximately January 12th, 18:30 server time. EDIT: I know the kill was on OOC grounds because the moment I had Nia down and was killing her Abendroth said "WORTH IT" in LOOC.

How about we implement these. It makes identifying hostiles easier, anyway. Like the people who run around medbay in nurse dresses and with flowers in their hair.

He likes Tajara, so most of my characters distrust him. Even Sakaei checks his pockets after passing Jim or one of his catbeast friends.

I'm going to assume a bwoink. Screaming won't save you. Stuttering surely won't. Nah but seriously fam I have 20 stories all about me conducting standoffs but none of them are comic book material and instead more like storytelling material. I dunno'.

That's the best part, why go beyond it? Ah, oh well. A shame I have no comedic or fantastical stories that don't end in tragedy. And we all know what I mean by tragedy

we're gonna' run we're gonna' crawl kick down every wall

Still trying to look tough, eh, loser?