hivefleetchicken

When they come, they shall find me waiting. Fear not noble celibate aurorians. I shall strike them down with a zealous fervor so righteous that miku generations yet unborn shall cry out in anguish.

I am at least 10 of those Unathi points, woop.

EDIT: nevermind home slices never quit on eachother See you tomorrow lover boy.

Fred is going to fucking abandon you idiots just read his backstory the second he's able to he'll just steal the ship with his skills

Sleepy Wolf is truly a better RPer than most (aside from the pure motherfucking degeneracy that inhibits their blank and cold soul), and tends to be pretty chill in-game. I think they can handle being a machine since they aren't robust enough to kill people yet and break any rules, as well as being cold and emotionless is a trait we need to see more of in the IPC realm. We didn't make these robots just so they could stutter and trip over their own 'programmed speech impediments' 24/7. Support from me.

My picks were: Sheena - Make all regards towards sex carry a negative connotation to keep people's minds off of it. Billy - Unlike Fred, Billy doesn't abandon family and won't abandon us. Just need some tough people to keep him straight. Mickey - Obvious yes, we need someone who can beat up the dissenters. Barry - Obvious yes, we need someone who can kill the dissenters. Tom - Convince him that the commies sunk our boat and we need him to help the squad make it to US soil to warn the mainland. Mary Anne - Need someone with medical training. Billy can be her adopted child to keep her mind off of losing the kids, or some shit. (Alternative to Mary Anne) - Xavier. Start rumor about a spy and let Tom kill Xavier in the middle of the night to solidify his confidence that we are all his squad mates and Xavier is a filthy commie. Good way to keep Tom on our side.

FUCK YOU BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Let me copy + paste you our first homework assignment

Oh yeah well us sullustans don't get any oscar nominations

well ever since this semester started life has gone to fuck shit i cant afford to renew my wifi since my parents wont help me out anymore (im 16 and already having to move out) my new monitor just got stolen and my english teacher is a weird fucking dominatrix who has given me 2 assignments both about choosing to kill 6 out of 12 people all with their own backstories and shit

Forums undergoing delta maintenance

Anime doesn't seem to have protected your friends. We'll see if it can save you when I come.

This has been my phone background photo for a year now.

I have lots of stories, but they're all just about me killing lots of people or making all of medbay talk in old english on threats of a lynching if they do not comply.

Anyone here play SS13?

I'd say something back to mock you sarcastically but you do a pretty good job of embarrassing yourself as is

I just know that we have vaurca who memeing mice in the department lobbies and then scream racist like a tajaran getting the boots put to her medium style when they get called out for it. If Unathi are to be arrested for eating monkeys since it's animal cruelty, then surely we can also put a charge into vaurca gibbing mice and making giant messes.

BYOND Key: Hivefleetchicken Character name: Rook Jameson Item name: Ceremonial Whip Why is your character carrying said item to work? Rook Jameson was a drill instructor in the Sol Alliance Military before helping out with the Emergency Response Corps and Aurora security. Now that he's the head of security and responsible with keeping his officers in control of the few potentially violent situations that occur on a NanoTrasen Space Station everyday, he'd like to hold onto a relic of discipline to prove his point whenever he needs. He's obviously not gonna' flog his own officers since that's impractical as all hell for disciplining mall cops, but like the chain of command, it just has a way of rousing unwavering loyalty when it was on someone's belt, and he wants to tap into that so that his officers don't freak out in every situation. Especially when so many of these sec employees these days are from the Sol Alliance Military, since that could remind them of their strict training and help them keep a cool head during arrests or other situations. Item function(s): It would practically just be the chain of command but with a resprite and without the ability to actually hit people with it. As long as I can wear it on my belt inventory slot and it has the sprite of a black whip, I am completely fine with it. Item description: A traditional cat o'nine tails whip made of jet black leather and embroidered with a few golden touches, made on Earth. It looks ceremoniously robust. Item appearance: Just your above average black cat o'nine tails whip, with some fancy gold (fancy decor literally not at all needed but appreciated). Additional comments: I don't see this as a weapon as the rules dictate, as it's more a ceremonial reminder from his time in the Sol Alliance military as a drill instructor, and I feel like he'd want to hold onto that ego of superiority and robustness when he's watching over the security staff.

But that was a long, long time ago. I'm just a huge fan of dropping the past and shooting the breeze with old enemies, and I've got a lot of faith in Plahunter being able to improve. Especially with the distance he's willing to go to to prove he means business. *shrug

I still think we should at least give him a trial. He's not even close to the worst we have here, and I saw him on other servers I adminned on not long after his second ban. Why not give him a chance?

Rook Jameson, American, Caucasian, ranger, black getup.

SARGE LOOKS LIKE WE WONT BE DANCING AT THE GALA TONIGHT *Melts* Good luck to the coders. If they add in any more snowflakey unathi shit I might have to go to town on them.

Reporting Personnel: Shas'kala Sakaei Rank of Reporting Personnel: Security Officer Personnel Involved: Head of Security Darius Red, Warden Marissa Picard. Witnesses: Jun Ivanova, Jade Rathel, Centurion. Real time: Approx. 3:30am GMT - 1/12/2458 Location of Incident: Security Department. Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property []Neglect of Duty []Harassment []Assault [X]Misconduct []Other _____ Overview of the Incident: I arrived on the NSS Aurora as security officer, but was hit with a spell of SSD. The head of security then attacked me while I was SSD and sleepwalking, stating it was neglect of duty. Him, the warden, and Detective Jun Ivanova then began throwing me onto a table from where I woke up. I found myself being jailed and cuffed to a bed for a sentence of ten minutes and the subject of demotion for my actions. I was not processed at all by the warden, and I was not even thoroughly searched. My PDA and pepperspray were both still on me, proving that they had failed to even take the proper precautions. I was not told why I was brigged, and that they didn't think I was SSD. When I stated over the radio, asking why I was demoted, my headset was stripped. When my ten minutes were up I noticed the head of security restarted my time and began verbally threatening me for me to watch my tone and not to try his patience when I requested to know why my sentence was doubled with no indication or reason why. The HoS stepped into my cell and I peppersprayed him, preparing to arrest him for neglect of duty, before being tased by the warden. I was then straight jacketed and thrown into the permanent brig immediately with (once again) zero processing whatsoever. Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: Was not able to. Additional notes:

Honestly I think it's been long enough. I remember seeing plahunter on Archangel and he was decent. Just put the poor lad on a tight leash. If he's better than alucard then he's okay in my book, mind you.

Clearly a failed attempt at drawing attention away from the ERP in the chat and directing it towards fucking around Nice try. -1