Guest Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 In short, just post silly mechanical things in the game that probably shouldn't be. Infections from laser burns that kill you after 20 minutes of not receiving treatment, apparently Getting fat off of two pizza slices Using a fire extinguisher while buckled in a wheel/office chair propels you in the opposite direction that you expelled water from at super high speed Quote Link to comment
Lady_of_Ravens Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 But... but... then we couldn't have wheelchair jousting! And I love wheelchair jousting... everyone looses. XD Quote Link to comment
canon35 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Fuck infections. On the whole. Quote Link to comment
SierraKomodo Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 As Stein saw earlier... Lockers that move themselves, close around a hostage, then shoot off down a hallway with him. I still don't know what the hell I saw. Quote Link to comment
enkas Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 As Stein saw earlier... Lockers that move themselves, close around a hostage, then shoot off down a hallway with him. I still don't know what the hell I saw. I think that might be a geneticist's doing.. Quote Link to comment
Rusty Shackleford Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Reattaching the head of someone who's been decapitated, and having them return to life as soon as you cauterize the incisions. Quote Link to comment
BadLemonsXI Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 The things you can hide in a pizza. The things you can put behind your ear. Quote Link to comment
Gollee Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Tardis Bread. (Putting a loaf of bread inside a loaf of bread, then putting that loaf inside another.... Then another.... And so on) Quote Link to comment
Cassie Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Diona nymphs can fire guns. Diona nymphs can drag people across the room, despite their tiny size. Quote Link to comment
mrimatool Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 My favourite WAT mechanic I discovered when I first made Michael Tool the one armed Hop, he can't be handcuffed at all. So when he gets robusted(a very rare occurrence) people try to handcuff him and it fails miserably then they're surprised when he gets back up. XD also this leads to Michael being executed for more than you would think Quote Link to comment
Sentient Bowtie Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 That beds are useless for anything except buckling SSD's and ERPing. Quote Link to comment
Nik Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 The entire lack of sense made by the Singularity engine, and the fact that people can survive being in space at all without a suit on. Quote Link to comment
Potatohboi Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 You eat some lipozine and in 5 minutes....you lost 10 kg. Quote Link to comment
Conspire2Ignite Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 That meteors never come from above or below the station. What even IS above the station? Nothing ever comes from the ceilings. Do we HAVE ceilings? Quote Link to comment
Kerbal22 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 DON'T ASK ABOUT THE CEILING. THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT CARRY ON Quote Link to comment
incognitojesus Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 The entire lack of sense made by the Singularity engine, and the fact that people can survive being in space at all without a suit on. LIES. Quote Link to comment
SpiffyFishface Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 That you can get shocked by the containment field, go hurtling out into space at god knows how fast, hit the side of the mining asteroid, and come out of the whole thing with no damaged suit, no broken bones, no damaged organs, no concussions, and only a burnt robotic hand and a bruised ego. Seriously, WAT Quote Link to comment
Conservatron Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 That you can get shocked by the containment field, go hurtling out into space at god knows how fast, hit the side of the mining asteroid, and come out of the whole thing with no damaged suit, no broken bones, no damaged organs, no concussions, and only a burnt robotic hand and a bruised ego. Seriously, WAT this, actually, is a recent change. the containment field used to ruin your day if you touched it, like instant paincrit and if you hit the asteroid you'd probably die before help actually found you due to huge burns. I also think it fried sythetic body parts? but yeah its so much safer now Quote Link to comment
SgtSammac Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Aww, I liked when it would be really deadly. Quote Link to comment
LordFowl Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Still deadly to robots. Quote Link to comment
SpiffyFishface Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Stepping on glass barefoot and getting no cuts, but rather a bruise. Fucking, WAT Quote Link to comment
Jamini Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Stepping on glass barefoot and getting no cuts, but rather a bruise. Fucking, WAT You get cuts and bleed if you step on them enough. Hell, if you get really "lucky" they can break bones. I recall back when Taj didn't spawn with sandals getting ZASed across a pile of 15-20 glass shards four or five times in a row. Nasir's poor feet... Quote Link to comment
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