Antag Unban Request - BurgerBB

[BurgerBB]

BYOND Key: BurgerBB

Total Ban Length: Permanent

Banning staff member's Key: Cnaym

Reason of Ban: Aftering using all their TC to buy 4 boxes of EMP grenades, they stole another traitor's PDA to buy 4 more boxes of EMP grenades. They then unloaded all 8 boxes (which contained 5 emp grenades each) of them into the security lobby, killing every security officer and the HoS as they were IPCs.

Reason for Appeal: 

I use EMP grenades, you know why?

Cause an EMP grenade doesn't miss, and unlike shitty escalation rules it stops IPC sec in their tracks in two hits. Wooo, wooo and they're fucking done. I use four grenades just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha roleplaying scum sucking IPC mains, I'm there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Complete my objectives. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned, which I won't, you can guarantee I will continue to use EMP grenades to apprehend sec. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with roleplay, which take half my time just to involve a department, or use escalation which is slow as balls, impossible to really do and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The EMP Grenade is the superior antag weapon. Because it stops IPC mains interrupting my ERP. And it stops IPC mains interrupting by ERP by reducing the number of IPC mains roaming the fucking halls.

[Garnascus]

TRUUUUUUE

[nicemoreoften]

I will lock and archive this in 3 years if nobody has any further comments to make.

[Kryostro]

Red and basepilled.

Edited February 15, 2020 by Kryostro

[Alberyk]

I used the admin prison, you know why? Cause you can't miss being teleported into the admin prison, and unlike the shitty bwoink it stops a shitter in their tracks in two clicks. Click, click, and they're fucking done. I use it after four bwoinks just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha griefing scum sucking fuckwads, I'm there to 1) Answer the fucking ahelps. 2) Enforce rules and policy. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get readmined, which I won't, you can guarantee I will continue to use the admin prison to apprehend shitters. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with bwoinks, when half our players have their volume turned down, or with subtle messages which are italic as balls, impossible to notice and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The admin prison is the superior rule enforcement weapon. Because it stops grief. And it stops grief by reducing the number of griefers roaming the fucking halls.

[sonicgotnuked]

I said it here, I will say it everywhere. Shitty robust IPC? Unrobust players thinking that a dirty synth whitelist will get them imaginary points? Better solution is to ghost and look for every single possible questionable security action. It doesn't matter if the ninja beheaded someone, ahelp, as I am sure to express my gratitude and look for a reason to ban those dirty security mains. I for one, am going to handle this unban appeal, with dignity and respect. You my friend are a hero. With forces united, two clicks away will remove those filthy IPC security mains who think being metal is cool.