Conspire2Ignite Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Josh gave me the link to a Hunger Games simulation. He was plugging characters from Aurora into it and seeing what happened. So I decided I would do the same. But with Aurora Staff. *DISCLAIMER* I totally got some genders wrong. I know. Don't hate me and my inability to determine the gender of others. Step right up and see the bloodshed as we go on murderous rampages! May the odds be ever in our favor. RIP Baka and Serveris. You ended before you even began. Meowy has morals. Scopes, apparently, does not. Fucking bugs. To catch you up in case you weren't counting: Cry, Scopes, cry. Feel those morals now, do ya? Also, Viking thinks of home. Who needs you! Ten goes on a murderous rampage! Yaaaay! Now Viking's picking flowers. ... For who? Your own grave? Another catchup: A posse forms! They're probably going after Ten! Maybe! Maybe not! Ten suddenly has morals! Maybe! Maybe not! RIP Scopes and Doom. So Ten isn't all bad. Nevermind the four kills. I don't... wow. Watch out for Tenenza, people. RIP Tish and Skull. Your own minion has triumphed over you. RIP Dea. This is getting kind of ridiculous. But it's final three! WHO WILL WIN!? All hail the Ten. All hail. The link is http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php if you guys want to plug in your own! Quote Link to comment
canon35 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 We should do the same, but with characters. Quote Link to comment
Guest Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Did I just see Tenenza get headmin in a powergaming show of force Quote Link to comment
VoltageHero Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 We should do the same, but with characters. Gollee was sorta already setting that up, here. Probably not the same simulator though. Quote Link to comment
Rusty Shackleford Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I never died, I simply camoflaged myself with the innards of my enemies. It was all an elaborate ruse! Quote Link to comment
Tenenza Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Even the me-who-is-not-me knows the one golden rule: Never fight your foe when you can blow up them with explosives, trip them and let the bees kill them, shoot them from afar, make your betters fight eachother and then kill the weakened foe, poison them, and let them die in the cold. The skull-rock trick was fine, since you can't always fight dirty. Then you just need to fight brutally and without mercy. That's the silver rule. Quote Link to comment
Conspire2Ignite Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 IIIII ran it again. With Aurora Staff Characters. *WARNING* Something fucked up somewhere. People aren't the genders I set them as. Fai's a man. It's a mess. YOUR CHAMPIONS! (Which mostly correlate with the previous round, except for Viking whom I replaced with Casper because Casper needed love) RIP Ishicarwash, Carton, Seto, and Bald--I mean, Armando. Not a bad first day. Could have been bloodier. Lunea x Kimberly OTP Back off Avery. Also, dying from hunger and thirst ON NIGHT ONE? JESUS. Flowers. Messa's Tears, I bet. Again with the bugs. Screw bugs. Death tally: RIP Mad Scientist. You were helpless in the face of a gang. ****FLOOWWEERPOOOWEER**** Also, Kaboom. Another update: Tree x Houssam OTP ... I-It's a uh... dysfunctional relationship. Who is even left? Well. Time to change that. N-N-No M-M-M-Mister Tr-Tr-Tree! D-D-Don't k-k-ki-- Be short and to the point or get a tree branch in your chest. FINAL THREE! Damn, I wanted to 1v1 Sam. Oh well, just a single target left and then I WILL REIGN SUPREME! Just let me reveal my one weakness in my need for water. All hail the Tish. All hail. Quote Link to comment
Carver Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Serveris just keeps getting fucked over again and again at the very start. Quote Link to comment
Hackie Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 ...where am I? Whatever, you put Hakra on there so I'm satisfied. Quote Link to comment
Valkrae Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Oh my lord. Expect one of Security characters later today. Also. FUCK YOU SWAT. THROWING ME DOWN TO THE TRACKER JACKERS AND SHIT. Quote Link to comment
GlamourChariot Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Apparently both me and my lack of characters are shit at surviving Fancy that (I actually have 4 characters, but the question is; who are they?) Quote Link to comment
Hartburry Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 WHY THE FUCK WAS HAKRA PICKING FLOWERS???? He also should have known that deaf girls are not to be trusted. Quote Link to comment
Chaznoodles Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Oh my lord, Lyric for hatchet-master 2015. Quote Link to comment
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