Incident Report - 11-13-2463

[ReadThisNamePlz]

Reporting Personnel: Avery

Job Title of Reporting Personnel: Secondary Administrator - Perma Secondary

Game ID: I couldn’t get the game ID from god, sorry

Personnel Involved:
A_Big_Bear - CCIA - Offender
Lancer - CCIA Lead (atleast he thinks he is) - Witness
KingOfThePing - Perma CCIA - Witness
Melararia - Australian Admin - Witness

Secondary Witnesses:
None

Time of Incident: 1200 EST

Location of Incident: Discord..

Nature of Incident:

[ ] - Workplace Hazard

[ ] - Accident/Injury

[X] - Destruction of Property

[X] - Neglect of Duty

[X] - Harassment

[X] - Assault

[X] - Misconduct

[ ] - Other _____ (Place an x in the box that applies. If other, replace line and specify.)

Overview of the Incident:
He always bullies me! He makes my workplace on the Aurora staff team very hazardous. He’s always calling me stinky, to the point that I shower at least twice a day now! A complete bully. He makes fun of my mom, AND my 9 year old sister! Not only that, but he always messes up my ckey. "ReadThisStink"

He's a bully, and I've officially classified him as - "The Stink Bandit".

I want reparations for the emotional trauma!

Submitted Evidence: 

https://gyazo.com/745249dc1895b1a6ad4b4ae2e32d8842

https://gyazo.com/e2b490e39bc946d5d92c300a7d0a9e87

https://gyazo.com/0d3c356b16552ae771d8704dc5a945a5

There is so much more!!

Would you like to be personally interviewed?: 

[X] - Yes

[ ] - No

Did you report it to a Head of Staff or a superior? If so, who? If not, why?: No, because Bear runs the Staff-Anti-Player Shadow council...

Actions taken: None!!!!

Additional Notes:

 

[KingOfThePing]

Get real 😎

[Bear]

[Melariara]

Look Read. I love your face but, the amount of times you've bullied me has me siding with Bear here. You are a stinky.

I'm sorry.

[ReadThisNamePlz]

44 minutes ago, Melariara said:

Look Read. I love your face but, the amount of times you've bullied me has me siding with Bear here. You are a stinky.

I'm sorry.

I don't even bully you!

[Butterrobber202]

I used the admin prison, you know why? Cause you can't miss being teleported into the admin prison, and unlike the shitty bwoink it stops a shitter in their tracks in two clicks. Click, click, and they're fucking done. I use it after four bwoinks just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha griefing scum sucking fuckwads, I'm there to 1) Answer the fucking ahelps. 2) Enforce rules and policy. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get readmined, which I won't, you can guarantee I will continue to use the admin prison to apprehend shitters. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with bwoinks, when half our players have their volume turned down, or with subtle messages which are italic as balls, impossible to notice and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The admin prison is the superior rule enforcement weapon. Because it stops grief. And it stops grief by reducing the number of griefers roaming the fucking halls.

[Melariara]

11 hours ago, ReadThisNamePlz said:

I don't even bully you!

Not anymore you don't, I suppose...

[ReadThisNamePlz]

14 hours ago, Butterrobber202 said:

I used the admin prison, you know why? Cause you can't miss being teleported into the admin prison, and unlike the shitty bwoink it stops a shitter in their tracks in two clicks. Click, click, and they're fucking done. I use it after four bwoinks just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha griefing scum sucking fuckwads, I'm there to 1) Answer the fucking ahelps. 2) Enforce rules and policy. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get readmined, which I won't, you can guarantee I will continue to use the admin prison to apprehend shitters. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with bwoinks, when half our players have their volume turned down, or with subtle messages which are italic as balls, impossible to notice and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The admin prison is the superior rule enforcement weapon. Because it stops grief. And it stops grief by reducing the number of griefers roaming the fucking halls.

Did you just fucking bwoink me? Do you know who I am? Do you know how many confirmed bans I have? How many warnings? I will hit you with the force of an Aurora Secondary Admin, a force that is second to none, a force that will make you shit yourself by just seeing the title- A force that will make you lock your doors and sleep next to your bitchy ass pistol at night, while praying to whatever god you follow. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Melariara]

Weather update: @Bear stinky.

[Shadow7889]

Finally someone's bullying read for a change!

[Bear]

On 15/12/2021 at 06:42, Melariara said:

Weather update: @Bear stinky.

Reported, blocked.

[Melariara]

Finally free...