Confessions

[canon35]

Another thing. I once stole cash from my aunt when me and my mom were cleaning up her house because my cousins were away on a trip.

[Tenenza]

Once, on a trip to china with a friend of mine who had never been to china before, I trick my friend into taking pictures of things like security guards and government buildings, so I could troll both my friend and the chinese officials. Nearly got my friend arrested.

[Baka]

I was in a car accident when I was younger. I have a plate in my head.

Be careful on the roads at intersections, please.

[Shadow]

Working as a network admin..

....I may have caused the entire network to shut down because I spilled coffee and then blamed it on a co-worker. Got away with it.

[TechnoKat]

I remember drinking probably about four glasses of rum when I was 9 y/o, thinking that "it's fine, a lot of people drink". Shit happened, and left me with a permanent scar on one of my kneecaps, which I don't know how I got it.

[Doomberg]

I have a very annoying tendency of being viciously jealous about even the smallest of things. (Viciously, but silently.)

 

Thou shall NOT make a dick joke.

[Thundy]

I was just admiring my own legs when my sister pipes up with "Yeah legs are pretty fucking good. If you think about it, those cunts hold you the fuck up!"

 

I sometimes wonder if the real world is 400 years in the future and I'm just going back in time for my dreams.

Then I remember that faxes are outdated and it can't be true.

[hivefleetchicken]

I had my first kiss and 'laid' with my first topless girl before grade school.

It's a tough gig when your only training was Dumb and Dumber 2, believe me.

I don't even remember how it occurred, but I feel terrible and weird and awkward every time it crosses my mind to this day, my mind has tried to block it out so much that I barely know if it really happened at this point. But I know it did.

Please don't think I'm a perv, it was mutual. ;~;

It's among that, and some other reasons, that I'm sexually inactive these days.

Okay who can go higher than that

[Guest]

I had my first kiss and 'laid' with my first topless girl before grade school.

It's a tough gig when your only training was Dumb and Dumber 2, believe me.

I don't even remember how it occurred, but I feel terrible and weird and awkward every time it crosses my mind to this day, my mind has tried to block it out so much that I barely know if it really happened at this point. But I know it did.

Please don't think I'm a perv, it was mutual. ;~;

It's among that, and some other reasons, that I'm sexually inactive these days.

Okay who can go higher than that

 

I engaged someone 12 times in the first weekend I met them, including the morning before my school day.

Another person I had a one night stand with, they were 18, I was 15 (which I still am. Its legal doe) and it wasnt even a one night stand because like, they didn't end up staying after the yeah, which I promptly cried myself to sleep after.

There's also this girl I hate and she hates me but I've engaged with her boyfriend on two separate occasions now because I'm a terrible person. Once which was in a public park.

My friends have a running joke where they say 'Parks Display of Affection' instead of 'Public Displays of Affection' because I've had some sort of engagement in every park within my immediate area.

[hivefleetchicken]

I sing to Hackie and Thundy when I'm lonely

And boy do I get moody

 

[Jakers457]

Though being a man who enjoys the feel and company of a woman. I had once slept with a man because my life was getting stale and he said I was very attractive. After the whole shebang I decided that men weren't my cup of tea and moved on with my life, meeting this rather sensual girl who had a thing for cuffs.

[witchbells]

I have a fear of intimacy.

[Hackie]

I accidentally let my nephew, a little young girl, watch Predator (Arnie movie).

Grand Theft Auto Five is the only game in recent memory that has made me shed a tear.

I watch an Arnold movie, or Firefly before I go to sleep. I really fucking love Commando.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I watch an Arnold movie, or Firefly before I go to sleep. I really fucking love Commando.

 

Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

[TechnoKat]

I have a very annoying tendency of being viciously jealous about even the smallest of things. (Viciously, but silently.)

 

Thou shall NOT make a dick joke.

 

eheheh, wang tuu small.