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Hello, Commander.

In light of the recent weeb incursions, this council of nations has convened to approve the activation of the WEEB-COM Project. You have been chosen to lead this initiative: to oversee our first, and last, line of defense. Your efforts will have considerable influence on this server's future. We urge you to keep that in mind as you proceed.

Good luck, Commander.

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Index ##001

Login: Sea Dog


Access Level: Critical

Message Type: Broadcast

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Weeb-Com academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Vocaloids, and I have over 270 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in sarcasm and I’m the top shitcurity officer in the entire Weeb-Com armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wreck you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this universe, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with writing that stupid shit over our forums? You think posting underage nekos and lolis is enjoyable for everyone else? It's disgusting, you probably don't even know who Rin and Len is, and your images aren't even average quality. Think again, fucker. You think these overused, old metal gear solid memes are still funny? You’re not pretty good, you're fucking dead, kid. I bet, you only played the phantom pain. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can humiliate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my slightly changed internet copy pastas.

You think playing a stereotype lesbian nurse is unique and edgy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The End

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