Dea Tacita Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 As a reminder. Flavor texts are supposed to be objective physical descriptions. What one person finds "Cute", another person wouldn't, so don't put that in your flavor text. Nor "Beautiful", "Attractive", "Flawless" nor "Pretty" She might have "Flowing brown hair" but she won't have "Gorgeous hair the color of tree bark, flowing down from her flawless shoulders." So yeah, plz stahp
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 I still think "He is posing like a cool ass vampire" is still the most objective flavor text I've ever seen.
Baka Posted December 28, 2014 Author Posted December 28, 2014 I still think "He is posing like a cool ass vampire" is still the most objective flavor text I've ever seen. you see, that is fucking hilarious imo because have you ever imagine a neckbeard posing as van hellsing with a ciggy in his mouth and an edgy look like he just told his mum to fuck off, or some genetic weeb shit of she's so cute uguu DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S CUTE shit man when i read cute on the flavour text i feel the dorito crumbs rolling off their shirts or some shit.
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 Now where's that one flavour text that someone had aaaaaages ago with something along the lines of "You can see in his eyes the years he's spent in the syndicate."
Guest Marlon Phoenix Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 This is the best flavour text I've ever seen, IMO: Full name: Katyusha Ruby King Nickname(s) or Alias: Bloodstone Gender: Female Species: Human Age: 20 Religion: Atheist Languages spoken: English Native language: English Languages read: All Languages written: All PHYSICAL APPEARANCE Height: 183cm Figure/build: Slim Weight: 156 lbs Hair colour: Black with Red highlights Hairstyle: Long Emo Eye colour: Pale Blue Skin/fur/etc colour: Pale Tattoos: A heart over hers/ XIII on right shoulder Scars/distinguishing marks: none Preferred style of clothing: A backpack, Other then that dose not matter HEALTH Smoker? Yes Drinker? Nope Drug User? Yes| Witch? Meth Addictions: see above Allergies: Nope Any physical ailments/illnesses/disabilities: Nope Any medication regularly taken: Nope Has an Eidetic Memory PERSONALITY Personality: Neutral Likes: Nothing Dislikes: People Fears/phobias: Athazagoraphobia Favourite colour: Black Hobbies: Singing Taste in music: Death Metal
Guest Menown Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 This is the best flavour text I've ever seen, IMO: Full name: Katyusha Ruby King Nickname(s) or Alias: Bloodstone Gender: Female Species: Human Age: 20 Religion: Atheist Languages spoken: English Native language: English Languages read: All Languages written: All PHYSICAL APPEARANCE Height: 183cm Figure/build: Slim Weight: 156 lbs Hair colour: Black with Red highlights Hairstyle: Long Emo Eye colour: Pale Blue Skin/fur/etc colour: Pale Tattoos: A heart over hers/ XIII on right shoulder Scars/distinguishing marks: none Preferred style of clothing: A backpack, Other then that dose not matter HEALTH Smoker? Yes Drinker? Nope Drug User? Yes| Witch? Meth Addictions: see above Allergies: Nope Any physical ailments/illnesses/disabilities: Nope Any medication regularly taken: Nope Has an Eidetic Memory PERSONALITY Personality: Neutral Likes: Nothing Dislikes: People Fears/phobias: Athazagoraphobia Favourite colour: Black Hobbies: Singing Taste in music: Death Metal Fucking yes. I remember seeing that, and keking my ass off. A while back, Yeahchris had a picture of a fox-furry-thing, with different things labeling what made it special, and that was the first thing that came to my head when I saw this in-game.
hivefleetchicken Posted December 29, 2014 Posted December 29, 2014 Guys don't b mean mang im actually really cool irl Crawling in my skiin
hivefleetchicken Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 Anyone remember Lemone Limes, the edgy EMT? His flavour text was 'a strange green haired man is staring at your chest' Also back when I was a griefer (a year or so back) I used to have the flavour text:
Guest Posted January 2, 2015 Posted January 2, 2015 This is the best flavour text I've ever seen, IMO: Full name: Katyusha Ruby King Nickname(s) or Alias: Bloodstone Gender: Female Species: Human Age: 20 Religion: Atheist Languages spoken: English Native language: English Languages read: All Languages written: All PHYSICAL APPEARANCE Height: 183cm Figure/build: Slim Weight: 156 lbs Hair colour: Black with Red highlights Hairstyle: Long Emo Eye colour: Pale Blue Skin/fur/etc colour: Pale Tattoos: A heart over hers/ XIII on right shoulder Scars/distinguishing marks: none Preferred style of clothing: A backpack, Other then that dose not matter HEALTH Smoker? Yes Drinker? Nope Drug User? Yes| Witch? Meth Addictions: see above Allergies: Nope Any physical ailments/illnesses/disabilities: Nope Any medication regularly taken: Nope Has an Eidetic Memory PERSONALITY Personality: Neutral Likes: Nothing Dislikes: People Fears/phobias: Athazagoraphobia Favourite colour: Black Hobbies: Singing Taste in music: Death Metal this is the sixth time this week I've come back to this thread to read this flavor text its just so bad
Farcry11 Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 You know what's even worse? People who, on top of mentioning their DD-cup tits and boppin' booty, include in their FT how attracted you are to them/ how much you want to date them. That's like if I walked around with a sign on my chest that said "you want this dick". IT'S FUCKING STUPID
Rechkalov Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 You know what's even worse? People who, on top of mentioning their DD-cup tits and boppin' booty, include in their FT how attracted you are to them/ how much you want to date them. That's like if I walked around with a sign on my chest that said "you want this dick". IT'S FUCKING STUPID I remember reading flavour text of somebody which mentioned a whole list of tattooes with brackets all over the place, explaining the levels of nakedness necessary to spot this or that one (that was before the convenient update). I mean, dat gurl BEGGED to be stripped naked.
Carver Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 You know what's even worse? People who, on top of mentioning their DD-cup tits and boppin' booty, include in their FT how attracted you are to them/ how much you want to date them. Whenever you see that, consider wrinkling your nose and going "DAAAAAYUUUM GIRL, YOU ONE UGLY BITCH.", they'll never expect it.
Farcry11 Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 You know what's even worse? People who, on top of mentioning their DD-cup tits and boppin' booty, include in their FT how attracted you are to them/ how much you want to date them. Whenever you see that, consider wrinkling your nose and going "DAAAAAYUUUM GIRL, YOU ONE UGLY BITCH.", they'll never expect it. Inb4 they complain to the admans and/or bitch in LOOC
canon35 Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 You know what's even worse? People who, on top of mentioning their DD-cup tits and boppin' booty, include in their FT how attracted you are to them/ how much you want to date them. That's like if I walked around with a sign on my chest that said "you want this dick". IT'S FUCKING STUPID I remember reading flavour text of somebody which mentioned a whole list of tattooes with brackets all over the place, explaining the levels of nakedness necessary to spot this or that one (that was before the convenient update). I mean, dat gurl BEGGED to be stripped naked. This is why all of my chars are eitherly not able to sexually reproduce, are happily married, or have taken a vow of chastity so they can hold off dese thirsty hoes.
Rusty Shackleford Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 That's like if I walked around with a sign on my chest that said "you want this dick". IT'S FUCKING STUPID Are you implying this doesn't work?
hivefleetchicken Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 Anything works when you have -THAT- camera.
Farcry11 Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 That's like if I walked around with a sign on my chest that said "you want this dick". IT'S FUCKING STUPID Are you implying this doesn't work? ... Well, now that you show me a picture, I kind of want to know bout that guys dick.
hivefleetchicken Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 (edited) holy shit. I... I like that shirt. So much. Edited January 5, 2015 by Guest
hivefleetchicken Posted January 5, 2015 Posted January 5, 2015 I don't have any terrible cameras so I did the next worst thing ipad selfie wearing a polo w/ rolled up sleeves flexing cover face 4 maximum edge ...It doesn't even help that I did this sarcastically, I still feel terrible about this photo. And that's RARE.
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