Coalf Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 Now we all remember when we got our first spam message on that little PDA, doctor MaxMan, WetSkrell, Russian brides or even Foreign prince, those are things we love, hate and remember. Yet, eventually it gets tiring to see the same spam again and again. Also more representation. Thus I proudly suggests such spams as.W Stand-in's for Wetskrell BadKitty ScalesNStuff OiledNReady BuzzBois Actual Spam "Click here to receive your new iFrame 7" "If you don't forward this message to 8 more crewmembers your head will die in their sleep." "This crewmember is making mad credits and basically, you're fucking stupid. Click here to find out how to make easy creds. "Thizzz izz the NT bank, we need your pazzzword, plzzz click here." "Hi [insert PDA name here]! Remember me from high-school? Well I have this great business deal proposition...." "We know who you are, expect us." Plus people can suggest more in this thread. They're one-off jokes that tend to get a giggle out of people and I think having a variety in them won't hurt. Edited the name since people were confused, I don't want more FREQUENT spam I just want more variety.
SkullMagic Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 oh yes i love it already tajarahaven.com "hello there would you like a free mansion just click here"
Lonely Caravan Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 "Hundreds of Tajara get hurt every day in the war, help us help them by sending money to the frontline hospitals." HelpPRASoldiers.com
Conspiir Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 "Thizzz izz the NT bank, we need your pazzzword, plzzz click here." As PDA spam is written out not spoken soundbites, this wouldn't work despite how much people want to meme. I'll suggest the following (all typos are intentional): "Your NT Account has been Limited! Click here for more informtion." "You have a secret admirer! Meet them today on 4EverYoung.net" "Your password has been upated. Please click to confirm."
Guest Marlon Phoenix Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 Love it. Except all the EXPLICIT sexual stuff. What if a child saw them? We cannot expose children to crass humor.
LordFowl Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 Current suggestions implemented here; https://github.com/Aurorastation/Aurora.3/pull/4038
SeniorScore Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 Maybe something along the lines of PETA ad, but for vaurca? if there are a bunch of rich brats being indoctrinated by the Zo'ra queen, why wouldn't there be annoying ads for those despicable bugmen? "Countless Vaurca die each day because they can't maintain enough k'ois on Biesel, please, donate just 10 credits a week, and save a vaurca's life by helping fund research for ways to safely grow k'ois in Biesel without endangering others."
Azande Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 Maybe something along the lines of PETA ad, but for vaurca? if there are a bunch of rich brats being indoctrinated by the Zo'ra queen, why wouldn't there be annoying ads for those despicable bugmen? "Countless Vaurca die each day because they can't maintain enough k'ois on Biesel, please, donate just 10 credits a week, and save a vaurca's life by helping fund research for ways to safely grow k'ois in Biesel without endangering others." a peta for xenos exists and is called PETOS (PET of Other Species) so this could work and be lore friendly.
SkullMagic Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 "See how thousands of people earned 250,691 credits in 12 days! Click here!
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