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SARGE THRUSTWOOD JOHN WALKER ROY WYATT LOCKIE GREEN PHOEBE ESSEL EDMUND MAXWELL EDISON FLASHMAN ADLER HOUSSAM JAWDAT ALISA KEENER LEO WYATT LUNEA DISCATA DICKLIZARD BLUESPACE CAT JAYLOR RAMEAU YASIF GAFAR I am your new crayon god.

Hey, just bringing back a thread I had on the old forums. Here's the gist of it: Post movies that were made and released in Aurora's universe. These are for extra fluffy lore goodness and IC conversation pieces (and also a chance to flex our silly writing muscles). Write the movie's title, the premise of it's plot (or a synopsis), the names of the lead actors, running time, and (if you want to be REALLY fluffy), awards that it won. Here goes. Hot Fur: A buddy cop movie starring human actor Lance McCaul and Tajaran actress Saliya M'Taki. Maxx Ryder (McCaul) is a hardboiled Lowell City detective, who is surprised to find himself paired up with rookie Tajaran detective Aaliyah Khuram (M'Taki). The two are tasked with taking down a drug ring, and while Ryder is initially negative and mistrustful of his new partner, the clever Xeno eventually wins him over with her quirky Tajaran ways. Comedy/Action. Running time 1 hour 45 minutes. Nominated for an Osskar at the Galactic Film Awards. CarpNado: A solar tornado is approaching a residential station... And just when it seems things couldn't get any worse, a massive school of space carp swim in to the twister. What ensues is a hilariously bad B-movie mishmash of public domain screams, gratuitous blood and gore, and poorly choreographed chainsaw fights. Stars B-Actor Marvin Bidell as Jay Cogburn, station janitor and chainsaw collector/enthusiast. Action/Comedy. Running time 1 hour. Has attained cult status on the Galactic Web. Moghes Honor: An epic drama about troubled mercenary Markus Blaire (played by acclaimed human actor Garret Stoff), who is hired by an Unathi warlord in one of the constant inter-clan wars in the Moghes equator. When Blaire refuses to kill a defenseless Uneth child during a battle and instead saves the boy, he sets out on a harrowing, emotional journey through war torn Moghes with his charge in tow. The film pays special attention to the political and societal situations on Moghes, and how they facilitate constant, brutal war. Drama/Thriller. Running time 3 hours. Won an Osskar for "Best Drama" at the Galactic Film Awards. Stoff also won an Osskar for his lead role. GO GO GO. POST MORE.

Sarge... ...hates the Commie Menace ...hates non-freedom ...hates meatbags ...loves THE SPIRIT OF AMERICAN LIBERTY ...loves John Rambo, a shining example of a security officer ...loves booze and smoking, despite the fact that he can do neither of those things.

Primary: Leonin Smythe: a cold, mean, cybernetically enhanced NT Special Agent. Serves as either captain or HoS aboard the Aurora. He enjoys putting down crewmembers he views as frivolous, unprofessional, immature, or arrogant. His synthetic eyes glow different colors depending on his mood, and his arms are top of the line. He has a strong hatred for almost all Unathi. Lawful Evil. Peter Thrushwood: an ex-privateer turned security officer, due to the NT Privateer Amnesty Initiative. One-eyed, vaguely Scottish, and not the sharpest tool in the shed, Peter is something of a source of comic relief. Is not above taking bribes, but is still an obedient security officer. Chaotic neutral. Sarge: a military grade IPC, part of the Sol Alliance Cybernetic Brigade. He served as a soldier for the first 20 years of his "life", before damaged sustained in combat caused an irreversible glitch in his personality parameters, whereupon he was sold to NT for security service. Sarge now walks, talks, and acts like your stereotypical 1970s-80s American GI, complete with a graphic of a cigar-chewing soldier's face on his screen. Shows contempt for his "inferior" organic crew mates, often referring to them as: meatbags, bloodsacks, gutbuckets, pinkos, gooks, Commies and Japs. Despite this, he is a very obedient security officer, and when a superior gives him an order he will follow it to the letter. Chaotic Neutral. Will write secondary's when I'm less tired.

Yeah, but they're not as cool. A bomb that you can see is much scarier than a dinky chip implanted covertly in someone's brain.

[salute]

"You see, space worms have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and gibbed."

So, I started playing... My god, the things I've done...

I'm gonna make a character named "Maxx Ryder", get him a bunch of leather clothes and a sawed-off shotgun. No one will be safe.

I can already picture it, emo haircut scientists with japanese names doing the most cringeworthy edgy RP with some prison schmuck while Linkin Park plays in the background. Unless the rules are changed to allow XxxxSephirothxxxX to become an acceptable character name, I dont think this is going to be a good idea. R&D is going to fill with Sonic OC-esque psychopaths in seconds, anything that comes out of there will have a tragic backstory which involves the death of at least one parent. C-Coldsteel?

You can. It's not very effective, but there is a thing called a "penis flail" that is an actual craftable (?) weapon. I'll let you figure out what it's made out of. And so began a thousand years of darkness. Also, this game sounds fucking hilarious.

Space Nazis will kill all the Space Cats. In spaaaAAAaaaAAAce.

MY BODY IS READY

Responses: "The event horizon" "A space explorer driven mad by years of isolation" "Mortality" "An Unathi stripper's G-string" "Killer vending machines" "Scalding hot coffee spilling on your lap" "Gravitational slingshotting" "Crippling depression" "The vacuum of space" "Loneliness" "Space Hipsters"

Well, if you guys hate the idea of integrated prisoner roles/test subjects so much, I'll back off it. But I maintain that there should be a restructuring of the current prison system, as in: (optional) hard labor, to reduce jail time or give perma-briggeds something to do, or giving perma-briggeds the option to participate in research tests to (not very likely) improve their situation, etc etc. At present, when you get tossed in the perma brig, you can't do anything except wait around, chair RP, and maybe slip up a guard with soap and attempt a haphazard escape. Which is boring, round-killing, and desperately in need of a change.

Responses: "Michael Chang's muscles" "A hefty dickslap" "Heterosexual, consensual missionary sex" "A vagina with teeth in it" "Literally fucking your own face" "A baseball bat with nails in it" "Seppuku" "Testicular rupturing" "Space Bowie" "Dean Sinclair's eternal, raging erection" "God shaking his head in disappointment" "A safe filled with nudes of everyone onboard" "A long, slow death from dysentery" "The heat death of the universe" "Cthulhu and Nar'Sie hate-fucking" "Eldritch scribblings" "Forbidden, mind-rending knowledge" "Pirate's booty" "A neckbeard" "A griefer being gangraped by the entire crew" "A severed head screaming forever" "The Space Illuminati" "The aristocrats" "A protracted anus" "Malnutrition" "Skrell feeling each other up with their tentacles" "A plague of toads" "Tragic irony" "A cucumber that smells of shit" "BAPALLI BAPALLI" "Lk sulking in the corner" "Space 'Nam" "The patriarchy" Call suggestions: "Every night, my dreams are haunted by ___" "Leonin Smythe lost his eyes in a close encounter with ___" "Farcry was horrified, yet slightly aroused, by ___" "___ has enjoyed a ___ lately." "Sometimes, I like to sit down and have a nice, long daydream about ___" "This reminds me of that one time when I saw ___" "This food tastes like ___" Why am I able to think up so many of these...

[cough] http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_prison [cough]

This is an idea that's been rattling around in my head for a while: the ability to start, and continue through the round as, a convicted criminal. I feel this role would open up quite a few RP avenues, improve character development, and make the game world feel all that more developed. "Prisoner" would be a choosable role in the preferences screen. Ideally, you'd only be able to /start/ the round as a prisoner, much like a cyborg, and wouldn't be able to join later. You'd spawn in the permabrig, clad in an orange jumpsuit, feet shackles, and handcuffs. Potentially the jumpsuits could have an altered sprite to identify the prisoners as "hardcore" and not plain old offenders from the crew (I.E, a red exclamation point on the back, or something similar). Ideally, players would write down their prisoner character's crimes and convictions in their security records section, allowing Sec to handle them appropriately (I.E, being very careful around the man who commited quintuple homicide with a cafeteria fork). Now, I know what you're thinking: "Farcry, you dumbfuck, why would NT send prisoners to a research station?" My answer to that question is a new (decidedly evil) corporate initiative: the NanoTrasen Prisoner Repurposing Program. Externally, it's a PR move by NanoTrasen- they're making prisoners of all types useful, teaching them life skills in NT installments across the galaxy! In reality, of course, the intention of the program is much more sinister: prisoners are used as a source of cheap labor, or worse- on secretive research installments such as the NSS Aurora, prisoners may be used as test subjects rather than cheap miners. This could give our more emotionless scientists some new toys to play around with (I.E, a researcher running a study on pain measurement using a convict and a remote-controlled electropack). All human testing would be performed out of public vision, per NanoTrasen orders. And for players that don't want to spend their rounds as a guinea pig, there's the labor path. Prisoners who choose to repay their debt to society by cutting through the 'roid are outfitted with an explosive collar (or some other remote killing device, if that's too evil), and escorted to a Prisoner Mining Outpost by a guard, likely using a shuttle docked at the brig. There, the prisoners can don snazzy orange hardsuits (recolored mining hardsuits, most likely), take up a pick, and begin bringing in minerals. If prisoners try to use their relative freedom on the asteroid to escape, their designated handler (or the HoS, if the handler is unavailable), can remotely detonate their collar via PDA, killing the prisoner instantly if they are still wearing it. And possibly, if you're -really- in to in depth prison RP, you could choose to spawn at the snowy prison compound Frances made (though where's the fun in that? There's no horrible, Mengele-esque experiments going on over there). Just an idea. I think being able to play as a permanent prisoner could be really fun, and the addition would only require very minor spriting and mapping work, if any. Tell me what you think!

Oh, also, maybe get rid of those arcade machines. They don't seem very prison-y.

Moar suggestions. MOAR. Responses: "Syphilitic insanity" "A cult rune drawn with menstrual blood" "A severed hand flipping you off" "Dominatrix HoS" "A clown being ripped apart by Space Carp" "A xenobiologist balls-deep in a slime" "A surly Russian bartender" "The captain's comdom" "The Lusty Xeno Maid" "Multiple spinal fractures" "A giant rubber fist" "Robert Dalton's sexual inadequacy" "Dorito powder" "Foot sex" "The chef masturbating with a handful of lukewarm spaghetti" "A G.I.R.L (Guy In Real Life)" "A fatally explosive orgasm" "Glans piercings" "Ben Dover, Chaplain" "Radiation-induced sterility" "Fear itself" "The embodiment of all human evil" "Cockfighting" "Security having a nude pillow fight" "Engineers whistling at passing women" "Space Goatse" "Ian and Lisa fucking like rabbits" (At least I think that's the female corgi's name) "Mighty Morphin' Foreskin" "Shitty cosplay" "A fedora"

I like it. I like it a lot. Thinking of writing up a suggestion to go along with this, as well...

So, is this, like, resolved? Seems important that something be said definitively about this.

More response suggestions: "Conrad Ember's wrinkly ass" "The Tajaran-on-Tajaran crime epidemic" "Two nurses 69ing in the psych office" "A surprise visit from the NT CEO" "Space Ebola" "Space AIDS" "Big Black Dick IV: Revenge of the Dick" "Kane DeWitt's irresistible musk" "A well endowed Tajaran engineer breaking in to the CMO's office to get at Runtime" "A greyshirt's melted face" "Brain cake" "A bluespace portal endlessly spewing shit" "The captain's log" "Bloody bukkake" "A RIPLEY piercing the heavens" "Toilet ERP"

If the polish is acidic in nature and burns through their flesh, yes. Better yet: make it a gun. A fully loaded gun. Fuck the balds.

Walking Dead was sorta QTE heavy? I guess? You definitely aren't going to get a developed combat system in what amounts to a point-and-click adventure game. But yeah, Wolf Among Us and Sam and Max are both godlike. I love Game of Thrones. And I love Telltale. And now they've engaged in a glorious, pure union, and this is their child. And I am happy.