incognitojesus

Somewhere, in an alternate universe where all is right and just in the world, Clove and Senri have made da bbz.

Also, staff are given notice whenever someone tries to welderbomb and can defuse it with a simple click. So. Most welderbomb grief attempts are stopped before the proverbial shit hits the proverbial fan.

I'd make a character from here, and actually plan to when I get my computer fixed in a week. Yay for grumpy old CMO who stays isolated and drinks whisky in remembrance of his old Eridani Navy buddies?

I like Oreos and cranberry juice.

The Ghost-Piano, OOOOOOOOOOOOO.~~~~~

Sinner Ishikarwash, Captain, has arrived on station.

It's actually quite in character - he was ordered a three weeks leave. So well played, sir! Well played! But...but Senri.

Now, if only I could get my computer back, Del Prado could continue his sessions with Baranova.

Hello, I'd like to take a moment to talk to you all about our Lord and savior, IncognitoJesus (AKA IJ the Heretic, Incog, IJ, Jesus, Jebus, Jusus, etc). As some of you may have noticed, I haven't been around as of late. This is due to the fact that my computer decided to take a shit on itself and well...we're out of toilet paper. Basically, it white-screens whenever I turn on after flickering for a few moments. I'm assuming it's an issue with the display driver, pero yo no se. I'll work on fixing it next week, perhaps, but no promises. I'm taking part in a theatre production that goes on in exactly a week, so I'm not exactly left with a surplus of time (I get home at like 8:00 PM everyday). That, and I'm still trying to maintain a somewhat-decent social life (seeing as I actually have a relationship now. Ew, amirite?). Oh, and schoolwork and stuff. Either way, I'd like to leave the decision on what exactly to do regarding my moderator status to our Headmin, Frances, and whoever she feels the need to consult. In the meantime, however, I'll still be browsing the forums, answering PMs, updating bounty lists (Saturdays), checking Skype periodically. I'm also trying to force myself to get back into writing, so any ideas are appreciated. It doesn't have to be SS13-related, by the way. Hm, what am I missing? Oh, right. Contact repository. Skype: IncognitoJesus Tumblr: LOL. Who posts their url openly like that? Feel free to ask, I guess. Facebook: What's that? Instagram: Who...I don't..take selfies. Just PM me. I'm not going to say goodbye, because I ain't goin' nowhere, sonny. Don't feed the Farcry. Go to sleep, Skull. Scopes, keep being Sound. Pump you're stoopid. DIBS. Who else did I miss? Oh, right. Witt: That is all.

LOGIN>AKULA PASSWORD>*********** ACCESS LEVEL>CELL COMMANDER NET ACCESS GRANTED WELCOME Bounty list has been updated as of 26OCT2456. Furthermore, special details regarding a bounty can be found in the enclosed file. Good luck, and good hunting, gents. --Transmission Terminated--

LOGIN>AKULA PASSWORD>*********** ACCESS LEVEL>CELL COMMANDER NET ACCESS GRANTED WELCOME This is a notice to all independent operators and cells operating in the Tau Ceti System. As you know, a bounty list was distributed throughout the Network on 07SEPT2456. This is a special request from a client for the bounty of one Vira De Santos. Current bounty is as follows: 50,000 Cr if taken alive; 40,000 Cr if dead. Good luck, and happy hunting, gents. --Transmission Terminated--

Here, I doubt this very much. You've only recently arrived here, seeing as I've never noticed your ckey before, none of the people who have actually been here since the split have ever even heard of you, nor have the regulars I've spoken to, and well...yeah. This brings me back to my previous point. If, as you stated before, you had been here 'since before Aurora broke off from Apollo', you wouldn't have been browsing in the first place, and would have been a part of the server since its inception. That, and I specifically remember you asking Skull about the beginnings of the server (today, October 26th, actually). A final point, you just registered on the new forums, and didn't have an account on the old ones (unless you can come up with substantial proof of using another alias). A few issues with this. Let's start from numero uno. Earth is, simply put, a hellhole. Very small population, and suffers from Kessler's Syndrome. Hardly the place for the owners of some huge enterprise, and why would that wealthy family live on such a horrible world? As for the fact that he was shunned by his father, that's understandable. That it would bring shame upon the company and the family? Not so much, seeing as although society progresses slowly (and then in bursts), I'm sure that same-sex marriage isn't quite that much of a big deal so much as perhaps, interspecies marriage? He nonviolently robbed a store? How does one..do that? As for his service in the completely non-canonical 9th Battalion, why would a military even consider accepting somebody with such a fresh criminal record? Today, at least in the US, that wouldn't fly at all. Criminal records disqualify individuals from military service. Lastly, a high-paying job? He's a security cadet (from what I've seen). Even if he wasn't just a cadet, he'd be a security officer who, quite frankly, wouldn't have made that much in the first place. Final thoughts: Story is in need of some major revision. That doesn't make him different. At all. There are so many characters of the LGBT(Q) community on the station, it's not even funny. I think this was just an assumption on the author's part based off of limited experience ingame, which is another reason why I find it so difficult to believe you've been here since the inception of the server. If you had been, you'd have known that, well, it's not uncommon on Aurora at all. Just because he's older than thirty, doesn't mean he's fit. Space Invaders? What are those even? Might need some clarification there, because the only Space Invaders I'm familiar with are the 2D ones from my childhood. Furthermore, just because he received a formal education, he's very smart? Anyone who has any sort of familiarization with the education system would know that just making it through does not exactly make you the epitome of intelligence. And lastly, surviving on a derelict Soviet station? With an emergency oxygen tank? The one that holds 303 kilopascals of air within it, and even if you breathe 16 kilopascals of that air every so often, you're not surviving on a derelict. No way, no how. If you could provide us with a name of the server, that would be appreciated, but until then I'm going to have to view this with some healthy skepticism.

[JIGGLING INTENSIFIES]

I don't know if I've set this up on the forums yet (or at least, these forums.) Alas, alas. Post your in-game screenshots of well, anything, reallly. So long as it is in-game. ... game. Readyset. GOGOGOGO.

Damian Del Prado is a "dirty" member of security. Meaning, he's perfect for RP-Rev. Like, I've lost count of how many times I've had him force someone against the wall, maybe break a bone, forcefully search someone, put false charges on, or rough up a suspect. But, I mean, at least he's not bad security, and covers it up by following orders from his Commander (typically Hachert).

We can all rejoice in the story of how Senri Ishikawa got his name. Just not today. Because that's an embarrassing story. And I don't really see any repetitiveness in the names. Maybe common ones, yes, but eh...that's why they're common. Still, always good to have references.

Ah, raves in space. I can see it already. But seems like a logical idea, seeing as anything that makes the fires on the space stations is not goods. So, I can give this my +Juan.

clovexsenri bcuz look-a-like.

That one tile isn't really an issue. It's there for aesthetics because, well, without the wall it looks like a lot of empty space.

Everybody. This is the next edition of Milo's Rants. The topic tonight? Well, monkeys and Kit Kats. That is all. Clicky.

Can't tell if serious or.

But...what if I'm the CE?