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So this is what the socks were for I KNEW IT

Quantum harmonizer - What you put in their photonic resonation chamber (that would, of course, cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity, but whatev)

Smerd

He's being sexy right now in different places. He has a tendency to go inactive. He'll be back to kiss your bums soon, lads.

FUCK YEAH GOD BLESS THE US MILITARY SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER!!!!/

Whip out my iphone 5c and start recording a mixtape

I whip out my intervention (or halo BMR if you're an xbox one tard) and sneak in2 the shadows with my 10 agility

I definitely support this. Hackie is a steward of excellent security RP, I say let him in!

Click at your own risk. If you want typical mall lobby music, get in touch with Nightmare 00. He's got all of those slow saxophone songs that go on for hours.

I'm a mean mean art machine

In the end... We are meme dogs

Letz, a man with one eye is only thankful when he sees a blind man. Would you rather have Techno be on the server, or George Melons? The more you ask for people who slightly do bad things to be removed, the worse it gets. You should be grateful for any good times you had with Techno, and been thankful that we aren't a grief server. You're creating a false utopia in which small crimes get more and more severe as you rub out people who make you feel bad in the slightest. I'm sure you'll be asking for banning people who accidentally spill beakers pretty soon.

Sometimes I sit down and cry. But today is no day for grieving. Today is the day we martyr Techno. For the balds, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim, and for holy cargonia. I leave your physical form to its own devices, but your spirit will never truly fade here.

Godspeed, bigg fayggotte. Godspeed.

I jumped 40 meters once using jet slow motion, you can jump from a rooftop to rooftops across a street in Boston if you use that slowmo well enough

Looks like Buzzfeed was the first to joke about it This is the headline image for a buzzfeed article, what did I fucking tell you And Skype has changed the heart emote to a French flag. What stupid shit Corporations like Google and Skype have so much fucking money but instead of using their funds to conduct actual relief and assistance they just change an emote or a picture to a flag or France. "Oh look at how much we care lmao" try actually helping make people feel better you selfish assholes, changing an emote to brag about how big of a difference you've made to help France is boastful, invasive, and downright disrespectful

no offense bro but your drawing is pretty weak $50 for this beauty, any takers?

you sound really stupid right now does this make us twins because I'm fairly certain you're a retard too ;^))))

Fuck that

Great, youtube is exploitating a terrorist attack to throw an event on their homepage I can't wait for 'Eagles of Death Metal concert shooting pranks gone sexual', fucking hell