I see this all the time with research directors and new RnD folk.
Almost every RD: "You're telling me you don't know how to make protopistols and borderline traitor weapons within five minutes? ITS SO EASY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS USE A TOOLBOX, BREAK INTO THE TELECOM, GET THIS THIS THIS. You need to get good and get out of my face, I'm going to go be a pain in the ass for security and give every scientist a protopistol on code green for self defense :^) "
"You're fired."
Eventually the RD just barges in and does everything themselves and firing the new guy in the mean time. Then requesting security come and detain the now fired personal.
That or some fucking lab assistance gets everything to 10
That or a CMO who bitches/threatens to fire the chemist for not making the god drug within 3 minutes of the shift starting
I just remember trying out the role for the first time and having someone run in after every thirty seconds saying, "Are you gonna' actually try now, or what?"
And then they'd break in and apologise to everyone outside asking for stun revolvers and say, "Sorry everybody. If I was working today, you'd get them, but."
"Apparently we have an idiot working here."
IT'S LIKE C'MON CUT ME SOME SLACK BEFORE I PUT YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW