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Was in the TES RP, would love to do some M&B stuff too, count me in fam.

The Syion foundation is willing to donate 1,000,000 credits to the Foundation, this good will is Sponsered by the "Syion Sons" Have a very good day. -Katie Lawrence. Head of Finance for the Syion Company.

A man with a beard and beret flickers onto a screen, revealing a massive department That's quite sad to hear that you have left us, you may know me as Mark Syion. You operated on me a few times, that I am sure of. All I want to know is, have you heard about me before? What do people say about me?

No No No. This can not happen 1. Records. What records? This guy is in Security most of the time, but has...Three medical degrees? It seems he is also Rich or something? Does not make too much sence... 2. He is a liar, and has a anger issue. No. 3. What position would he even go? HoS, CMO? -1 From me.

Reporting Personnel: Mark Syion Rank of Reporting Personnel: Security Officer/Warden Game ID:bkHuXf Personnel Involved: (Name, Rank: Offender/Witness/Other (Ckey)) - Edward Cane (Commandervox) Offender - Alice Knapp (ShameonTurtles) Witness - Connor Scott (Wesmas) Witness Time of Incident: Real time: GMT+1 14:00 Location of Incident: Whole Station Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property [X]Neglect of Duty [X]Harassment [X]Assault [X]Misconduct Overview of the Incident: I arrived on the Station to see Edward Cane arguing with Alice Knapp the HoS at the time. Soon after Alice leaves, Cane talked shit about getting demoted and then said something along the lines of "I'll take this rifle and shoot you if I have to." Which did not go over so well, I tabled him and proceeded to leave, Cane pulled out his pepperspray, trying to spray me (Spraying himself in the progress of it)I table him again and leave.Next I was responding to an Arrest, guy was nice and friendly went to the Brig himself, decided I will get a coffee, I meet Edward outside the Bar. We exchange a few insults and as soon as the CE (Mia something) leaves, he peppersprays me, I managed to push him down, but the pepper in my eyes was quite terrible... I chase after him with a baton proding him and going for an Arrest, where he then pulls a taser in a crowded hallway and starts firing down it, all the while screaming bloody murder that I was going to kill him. Alice had enough of the both of us and demoted us. I was quite alright with that, it was a slow shift and it can help me cool off. Cane throws a hissy fit, quiting his Job (Which is Neglect of Duty, you are hired by NT to work) All the while when returning his gear, he takes the Command key from the headset and sticks it into a normal headset, a severve breach of Regs. A blob turns up and I was promoted to Officer once again, dealing with the Blob. Blob was dealt with and I had no place to put my Rifle and I could not head back to the Brig anytime soon. I found Cane in the Holo-deck talking into Security Coms, I lay my weapon down beside me and ask three times to give me the radio. He refuses and I go in for the arrest, sadly, I failed seeing as I had no belt or any kind of weapon on me. Back at the Brig, Cane was arrested swiftly after and was Brigged for Assault and Slander, Theft too. I also caught wind of Cane trying to disarm the Warden (Connor Scott at the time) where he had to throw a flashbang to defuse the situation. Did you report it to a Head of Department or IAA? If so, who?: Alice Knapp, HoS, (ShameonTurtles) Actions taken: We were both demoted to Cadets, thinking that resolved the situation... Additional notes: I have not to this day submitted a report before. But because of this I had no other choice. I am very lenient when it comes to someone doing a bad thing. But this... This is just a gross missuse of Regs and a Childish man. I applau you, fire this man....

I was running out of shit to say and wanted to offend everyone, if you want to take this guide seriously (What the fuck?) See what Hive said.

You fucking meme, get of here, 1v1 quick-scops, dust

Bitch please, you need it the most.

Hell you fucks! You may be asking why the fuck I am doing this, answer is, you are all unrobust as fuck and it is no challenge to fuck you all. This is coming from my deep ERP heart that you are all terrible. You are here because you want to Robust huh?! Come to learn from the Master? Understandable... Alright here is where we are going start. You see your keyboard, you see those arrow keys? FUCK THEM. Are you a pussy or something, what you want to do here is when you spawn here, press your TAB button, this will toggle the magical "Hotkeys" these will save you life (Just have to learn all of them) Now, with this I leave you with this: Tabling is OP as fuck, aggresive grab the guy, spam Z, = You just killed the guy. This is what you are going to want to learn at the very start, the basics you know? Faggot. This is what you will always need, don't need hot-keys for these HOT shits but what are you, a faggot? Alright Fags! Each department is going to get their own little robust tips from the God. Security: I get it, you want to be me, robust and all. Here are a few tips. 1) Always have a screwdriver on you, click on your flashbang, now there are three settings, One will blow in your hand (You unrobust fuck) ) Second will give you a second to get the fuck out of there, other is the five second rule, the default you know fam? 2) Resist macros...Fuck you Catnip! I don't need that pussy shit 3) Take your fucking MK you dipshit, spare mag in your vest because keeping it in your belt is fucking stupid. Engineering: 1) Who am I fucking kidding? Engineering has furrys and dipshits, you don't get any tips from me. 2) Screw rule one, over-heat the engine. Cargo: 1) Hack the autolathe you incompetent fuck. 2) Charge for orders, pisses alot of people off. Lesbay: 1) Always have a sedative handy, fuckers will LOOC that shit so fast, the child workers working in the salt mines will cry. 2) Viro, do your fucking job. 3) Get ready when Xeno fucks up and you have to save their ass. Research: 1) BUILD THOSE WEAPONS BOIS, IT'S LEGAL 2) Ask the robos next door for some Exosuit weapons, Syringe and Pacifier will do it. 3)Build a slime Army Now, that's end of that now, thank fuck. Now why everyone is here... Weapons. I can't really say much here, try predict where the guy is going, always wear light clothes, moving in a laser battle is eveything, or you know, have Tac gear and hope to fuck the other guy will drop first, both is a good strat. And so, I conclude my guide, I want you fucks to comment your tips and trick'erinos here. Faggots.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Question: People who have made a living off stock markets, don't need to worry about coming home from work living a elitest life? Right....?

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What even in the fuck has happened, a week in Spain and this meme goes out of control...

GMT + 1

Yes well, did speak with my internet providers. Internet can cut between 15:30-17:30. And only that time. Suppose just not play Warden inbetween then?

Hey mate, I have not seen your characters at all before. How often/ when do you play?

I mean, just take hippe map and implant it into our server. Not hard.... And shit, I would map the damn thing if it would save me asking the blasted AI to open the door. It also allows the Officer to interact with waaay more people, instead of his Security buddys. Perhaps the Officer would also get a radio with the departments channel, the idea comes with endless things to do

Like..... Security checkpoints in departments? Where that officer gets access to that department, and his own office? Instead of aimlessly walking around the station?

Oooor, how about we can cuff then to tables...walls... Would be pretty cool

Hey fam, just sayin it's hard work

Don't know a a thing about DM, but this seems like a bitch to code in, might need a team of two to do all that.

We already have custom items. But not all get accepted

St-Sta-Stamps?

Custom items would be cool, kinda what CM does. Of course if we had the spriters for it...

Bump Bump?

Danish guy who can't even type some proper english? Forcing me to write this comment? +1 Please, make him stop