Funny Quotes and Shinanighans from Aurora's characters

[NebulaFlare]

Moderator PM from-Tainavaa/(Kaitlyn Mytz)(?): Psst. How do you make reinforced walls?

Mapper PM to-Tainavaa: http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_construction

Moderator PM from-Tainavaa/(Kaitlyn Mytz)(?): I tried that. It doesn't like me.

Moderator PM from-Tainavaa/(Kaitlyn Mytz)(?): Unless I NEED to use plasteel for it?

Mapper PM to-Tainavaa: regular metal. Build a girder. Reinfoce with 2 plasteel. Finalize with 2 more plasteel.

Moderator PM from-Tainavaa/(Kaitlyn Mytz)(?): Right so yeah, I do.

Mapper PM to-Tainavaa: you're worse at engineering than I am bad at medical.

Moderator PM from-Tainavaa/(Kaitlyn Mytz)(?): THE GUIDE SAID I COULD USE NORMAL METAL.

Mapper PM to-Tainavaa: IT ALSO SAYS PLASTEEL.

Moderator PM from-Tainavaa/(Kaitlyn Mytz)(?): No I mean AFTER I build the girders it says I can use normal metal, but I'd have to use twice as much. That's the message I received.

Mapper PM to-Tainavaa: um. what.

Moderator PM from-Tainavaa/(Kaitlyn Mytz)(?): Nevermind.

[SierraKomodo]

Muffet shouts, "ERROR. FREDDY DOES NOT FUCK A WATERMELON IN THIS BOOK. THIS BOOK IS NOTHING BUT LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS- - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--!!"

[Killerhurtz]

[Killerhurtz]

Sybil Rosetta-Sigma says, "This corpse is significantly less luminescent than I expected."

Phoebe Essel says, "It's not even a good nightlight."

[Kazkin]

Science!

[Killerhurtz]

B.I.B [145.9] beeps, "IPCs don't have holes."

B.I.B [145.9] beeps, "Bitches must have holes."

[LetzShake]

"Bitches must have holes" - The AI

[Blingx3]

B.I.B [145.9] beeps, "IPCs don't have holes."

B.I.B [145.9] beeps, "Bitches must have holes."

Thank you for quoting BIB

[witchbells]

 

 

 

[Fire and Glory]

Some hilarity involving badminry and a kitten.

Clipped out untranslated Tajaran conversings.

Tavaku Mo'Taki says, "Herre"

Tavaku Mo'Taki says, "Cats like crrream morrrre"

The kitten awkwardly balances on the rim of the cup and starts lapping the cream.

As the kitten laps from the glass of cream, its body begins to shake.

Nazih Jawdat looks at the kitten with concern

LOOC: Letz Shake: The kitten is going to explode isn't it?

The kitten continues to vibrate faster, its little eyes rolling around in their sockets.

LOOC: Fire and Glory: I honestly-i'm laughing so hard

Nazih Jawdat looks worried for the kitten now.

*Kitten explodes in gibs*

Nazih Jawdat jumps

Tavaku Mo'Taki blinks

Poslan Kur'yer (follow) mrowls, " 34. So, 34 minus 18 is... 6?"

Nazih Jawdat (follow) asks, "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Poslan Kur'yer (follow) exclaims, "OH MESSA!"

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Tau Ceti Daily!"

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Tau Ceti Daily!"

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Tau Ceti Daily!"

Poslan Kur'yer (follow) shouts, "WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHY!"

LOOC: Letz Shake: CALLEDIT

LOOC: Fire and Glory: Thanks for the laugh Tuiee.

Tavaku Mo'Taki (follow) says, "Uuuh..."

Nazih Jawdat (follow) asks, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT CREAM?"

Tavaku Mo'Taki (follow) yells, "It was just crrream! Frrrom the machines!"

Poslan Kur'yer drops to his knees, shaking his fists to the sky. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Tavaku Mo'Taki (follow) says, "...it went out happy."

Poslan Kur'yer sniffles, wiping his nose.

Poslan Kur'yer (follow) mrowls, " He shall drink the cream, in his honour."

Tavaku Mo'Taki (follow) mrowls, ".me still stares in shock."

Tavaku Mo'Taki still stares in shock.

Poslan Kur'yer (follow) mrowls, " Hm... Good cream."

DEAD: Kayla Bicknell complains, "Tuiee was already my favorite admin but now he's more so."

[Jboy2000000]

That wasn't even the best (worst?) part. Later Poslan got turned into a skeleton, was attacked by a livnig glass a cream, turned into a Farwa, Unathi, Vox, Unathi again, got made naked by a ghost, and made space jams references while playing basket ball with a ghost of a glass of cream that we burned and spaced.

[SierraKomodo]

That wasn't even the best (worst?) part. Later Poslan got turned into a skeleton, was attacked by a livnig glass a cream, turned into a Farwa, Unathi, Vox, Unathi again, got made naked by a ghost, and made space jams references while playing basket ball with a ghost of a glass of cream that we burned and spaced.

 

What the fuck kind of round were you playing in? Wizardcultling? xD

[Killerhurtz]

Nope, sounds like Space Station Tuiee-teen.

[Fire and Glory]

That wasn't even the best (worst?) part. Later Poslan got turned into a skeleton, was attacked by a livnig glass a cream, turned into a Farwa, Unathi, Vox, Unathi again, got made naked by a ghost, and made space jams references while playing basket ball with a ghost of a glass of cream that we burned and spaced.

 

What the fuck kind of round were you playing in? Wizardcultling? xD

We were playing Tuieextended.

[NebulaFlare]

Aji'Rah Laikov asks, "AI? Why arrre humans so stupid?"

P.E.R.I [security] states, "considerable processing power has been allocated to this question"

P.E.R.I [security] states, "unable to formulate a reply"

Aji'Rah Laikov [security] says, "...neverrrrmind."

[Kazkin]

Professionalism in the workplace is second place when talking with friends.

[Kazkin]

A joke character played completely straight is some of the funniest rp around.

 

Shlomo Goldstein shouts, "I'LL SUE YOU!"

ÿKeyli S'epnok is trying to put some cable restraints on Shlomo Goldstein

Shlomo Goldstein exclaims, "FOR DAMAGES!"

Shlomo Goldstein shouts, "ANTI-SEMITISM!"

Shlomo Goldstein yells, "HELP HELP!"

Shlomo Goldstein squeals like a pig.

You put the wrench into the tool-belt.

Shlomo Goldstein shouts, "OH GOD!"

Shlomo Goldstein yells, "YAHWEH CONDEMNS THIS!"

ÿ!Shlomo Goldstein is buckled in to the chair by Keyli S'epnok!

Keyli S'epnok says, "Shut up..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "Listen."

Shlomo Goldstein exclaims, "REMEMBER THE SIX TRILLION!"

Keyli S'epnok says, "This bitch I'm wearring the skin of...."

Keyli S'epnok burst out laughing.

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Uh um what"

Keyli S'epnok says, "I can't take you serriously..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "Rreally I can't"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Well then"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "I'll sue for insulting me"

Keyli S'epnok asks, "Sue?"

Marc Price [145.9] says, "Mr. Goldstein, please report to the Security desk."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Bah forget it"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Continue your soliloquy"

Keyli S'epnok says, "Listen..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "I like you..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "I could just eat you up."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Ah thank you"

Keyli S'epnok says, "Big nose and all."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "I'm kosher haha"

Keyli S'epnok asks, "In fact thats a good idea, gotta be kosherr rright?"

ÿ!Shlomo Goldstein was unbuckled by Keyli S'epnok!

Keyli S'epnok has grabbed Shlomo Goldstein passively!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Wait wait"

Keyli S'epnok has grabbed Shlomo Goldstein aggressively (now hands)!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "What are you doing"

Keyli S'epnok has reinforced her grip on Shlomo Goldstein (now neck)!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "GACK!"

Shlomo Goldstein chokes and sputters.

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OH YAHWEH"

Keyli S'epnok opens her jaw.

Shlomo Goldstein says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OY VEY!"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "WOE IS ME!"

Shlomo Goldstein struggles as his yarmulke falls to the floor.

Keyli S'epnok opens it wider....wider...oh god her gaping throat! Its lined with serrated teeth covered in slime!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OH YAHWEH NO!"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH!"

Keyli S'epnok's skin begins to shift and squirm!

Shlomo Goldstein screams!

Keyli S'epnok slowly lowers her gaping maw onto Shlomo's face.

Shlomo Goldstein screams!

Keyli S'epnok extends a proboscis!

Keyli S'epnok says, "I...could just....eat you up..."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............"

Keyli S'epnok whispers, "Gonna taste sooooo gooooood!"

Keyli S'epnok stabs Shlomo Goldstein with the proboscis!

Keyli S'epnok sucks the fluids from Shlomo Goldstein!

Shlomo Goldstein seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...

[hivefleetchicken]

A joke character played completely straight is some of the funniest rp around.

 

Shlomo Goldstein shouts, "I'LL SUE YOU!"

ÿKeyli S'epnok is trying to put some cable restraints on Shlomo Goldstein

Shlomo Goldstein exclaims, "FOR DAMAGES!"

Shlomo Goldstein shouts, "ANTI-SEMITISM!"

Shlomo Goldstein yells, "HELP HELP!"

Shlomo Goldstein squeals like a pig.

You put the wrench into the tool-belt.

Shlomo Goldstein shouts, "OH GOD!"

Shlomo Goldstein yells, "YAHWEH CONDEMNS THIS!"

ÿ!Shlomo Goldstein is buckled in to the chair by Keyli S'epnok!

Keyli S'epnok says, "Shut up..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "Listen."

Shlomo Goldstein exclaims, "REMEMBER THE SIX TRILLION!"

Keyli S'epnok says, "This bitch I'm wearring the skin of...."

Keyli S'epnok burst out laughing.

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Uh um what"

Keyli S'epnok says, "I can't take you serriously..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "Rreally I can't"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Well then"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "I'll sue for insulting me"

Keyli S'epnok asks, "Sue?"

Marc Price [145.9] says, "Mr. Goldstein, please report to the Security desk."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Bah forget it"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Continue your soliloquy"

Keyli S'epnok says, "Listen..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "I like you..."

Keyli S'epnok says, "I could just eat you up."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Ah thank you"

Keyli S'epnok says, "Big nose and all."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "I'm kosher haha"

Keyli S'epnok asks, "In fact thats a good idea, gotta be kosherr rright?"

ÿ!Shlomo Goldstein was unbuckled by Keyli S'epnok!

Keyli S'epnok has grabbed Shlomo Goldstein passively!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "Wait wait"

Keyli S'epnok has grabbed Shlomo Goldstein aggressively (now hands)!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "What are you doing"

Keyli S'epnok has reinforced her grip on Shlomo Goldstein (now neck)!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "GACK!"

Shlomo Goldstein chokes and sputters.

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OH YAHWEH"

Keyli S'epnok opens her jaw.

Shlomo Goldstein says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OY VEY!"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "WOE IS ME!"

Shlomo Goldstein struggles as his yarmulke falls to the floor.

Keyli S'epnok opens it wider....wider...oh god her gaping throat! Its lined with serrated teeth covered in slime!

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OH YAHWEH NO!"

Shlomo Goldstein says, "IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH!"

Keyli S'epnok's skin begins to shift and squirm!

Shlomo Goldstein screams!

Keyli S'epnok slowly lowers her gaping maw onto Shlomo's face.

Shlomo Goldstein screams!

Keyli S'epnok extends a proboscis!

Keyli S'epnok says, "I...could just....eat you up..."

Shlomo Goldstein says, "OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............"

Keyli S'epnok whispers, "Gonna taste sooooo gooooood!"

Keyli S'epnok stabs Shlomo Goldstein with the proboscis!

Keyli S'epnok sucks the fluids from Shlomo Goldstein!

Shlomo Goldstein seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...

 

then the changeling choked on his nose.

[Kazkin]

R.A.T. has a subscription called "dick of the minute" where he will send a different word for schlong to someone every minute. He got disabled and the timer backed up, so Frankie got buried in them all. The AI got pissed at R.A.T. later and the other picture is the result.

[Killerhurtz]

>baby arm

LIKE A BABY ARM HOLDING AN APPLE

[Blingx3]

http://store1.up-00.com/2015-12/1450218357941.png

[Waff-AI]

L/Tpr Fiver says, "Lucky for you, we're the ERT not the ERP."

[CakeIsOssim]

 

 

 

 

[CampinKiller]

[Owen]

 

Oh, yep... That was an interesting round.