where were you when the kells attacked

[Ferguson]

this is uncle daddy kell reporting in i got destroyed post war stories

the man, the myth, the minge:

 

crew list:

 

 

the victims:

[Guest Complete Garbage]

I was the CE who abandoned the family tardfest for a simpler life, setting up solars on the satellite. I was called back into action when red alert was sent out, and I kept the good old Captain safe.

The events, as I saw them, were recorded here for posterity:

[Synnono]

I chopped off Yurick's foot. And trapped him in a soulstone.

Feels bad.

 

[DatBerry]

i was the janitor, i was trying to be passive aggressive to the kells, saying things like "im here to clean all your filth and trash, like blood, vomit, kells and packaging trash"

and would spray any kell i see with space cleaner when i pass them. but the pure hate the kells were getting over comms overshadowed my passive aggressive attempts.

[Guest Menown]

Joined as K.E.L.L. an IPC with no affiliation. Walked into the bar hallway and got EMP'd, spent the round buzzing constantly while a Kell praised me and cried over my mangled chasis.

1<3/11, would kell again.`

[Stauto]

I ran tactical analysis for the deathsquad ERT that came in

[Rushodan]

I was Sophie Kell because I have no imagination. I researched all of the words, did conversions, hand out books and swords, killed the Head of Security.

I used rune walls to prevent my own capture, before they used C4 on the wall next to me, knocking me down and handing me over to the ERT. I broke out of my cuffs, beat the shit out of one of the ERT members before being subdued again and being taken back to central

fun times

[NebulaFlare]

I was being salty in ghost chat because ERT didn't download my Echo pAI...

[Chada1]

Observing and laughing my ass off, I saw the whole thing with Sophie Kell, and also saw afew other Kells get taken down by Security.

[Lohikar]

[Scheveningen]

me over voip: "please don't en mass join as kell-"

what they do after im asleep "WE KELL-WOKE"

[Arrow768]

Cleaning up the mess after ERT has been called