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it's time to par-tay.

To discourage people from just researching runes and getting them all in twenty minutes, wrong runes causes physical damages when cast, which causes cuts to appear on your body, which can cause infections. y/n?

but samantha's straight and not a lizard fucker

~@bigpharmason~ Having vivid nightmares again... #grieving #coping

Because people have to accept the limitations which comes with races. They are not forced to play said race, after all when they had applied they literally agreed to play the race the way things are 100%, head of staff rules for them included.

Wesley, I remember Wesley. How I was unsure at first of his because of his cockiness. We have disagreements about how pills should be made, what units should go into each, and who's the best chemist. But Wesley is a competent medical bay professional. He has his own set way which works wonders. He's one of the best chemists on the server, and he takes his profession seriously. +1

Jenna plays very interesting aliens already, and my belief is dionea are the most interesting, so I am +1 this as full support to give her a chance to rustle up the dionea world.

+1 Good cat, Good detective, good everything. Great RP, can play versatile roles. please consider him for beep boops.

As a rule, anything involving the syndicate with a character is snowflakey. Characters are not suppose to know what the syndicate is. Characters are not suppose to be involved in any way with the syndicate. We can't have the lore that the syndicate is sooper secrikt if everyone and their mums had a stint with the syndicate. What you do with the syndicate is suppose to be non-canon.

Reporting Personnel: Samantha Mason Rank of Reporting Personnel: Pharmacist Personnel Involved: Roy Wyatt, Engine Technician Time of Incident: Approx. 1500 hours. Location of Incident: Escape Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property []Neglect of Duty []Harassment []Assault []Misconduct [x]Other Sexual Harassment/Assault Overview of the Incident: I was at escape with the CSI, Jack Morgan, smoking a cigarette. Unbeknown to me, Roy Wyatt was behind me with a rubber ducky. He startled me, and honked it twice, smacking me in my groin region with the toy, causing me to become uncomfortable and scared. He laughed and ran to the sitting area of the escape area, I approached him in anger and told him never to do it again, where he proceeded to take the toy and honk me in the arm, not taking me seriously. He was arrested and charged with sexual assault by security. Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: The captain of the shift, which has the first name of Elana came to escape and saw the incident take place. Additional notes: Roy needs to have a talking to about his behaviour, for assaulting people in their groin is unacceptable.

Welcome back to a second installment of Chemistry! Last time, I touched on the basis of Chemistry, and paged through my own personah list. Today, I am teaching you about...yes! Grenade making! You too can make explosives like toxins! Unlike toxins howevah, you should NEVAH make explosives wifout propah consent forms filled and in a CONTROLLED environment. Dat means, /DO NOT TEST GRENADES IN THE LAB/. Ask engineering to make you a testing chambah, or even ask science to play wif their test chambahs! Also ask your CMO for the form to allow you to make grenades, as well, so you won't sit in brig for making grenades! (as a side note, you should ADMIN HELP ESPECIALLY AS A TRAITOR IF YOU WANT TO USE GRENADES, FOR THEY CAN BE QUITE GANKY.) Now dat we haf those unfun disclaimahs out of the way...let's make grenades! What you will need is: Igniter Timer/Signaler (If you use signaler system make sure it's not on the common frequency, for anyone could detonate your grenade and you're gonna have a bad time.) Grenade Casing Screwdriver I am going to assume you will use the timah/ignitah set up. The timah is set for 10 seconds, but dis can easily be adjusted by clicking a ready timah to modify it. By default, it's already ready so don't bother wif it. Pick up your ignitah, and screwdrivah it. Den attach it to your timah and screwdrivah it to get it ready. Now let's set our assembly. Let's take our grenade casing, and put the assembly on it. It'll just pop right in. Now here's the fun part. We can make chemicahs to put in the grenades! As a rule, only two bottles of any size can fit into it's casings. You can put some of dose nifty bluespace beakahs dat science can make! 600 units space cleaning grenade anyone? But, let's take a look at the few chemicahs and dere effects to grenade making. Foaming Agent Dis is for making metal foam grenades. Easily confused wif Foam Surfactant. EMP Electromagnetic Pulse grenades...ugh, dis is dastardly. I heavily advise if you haf to make dis to use against clandestine machinery, dat anyone wif mechanicah parts stay clear, or else dey're going down too. Flash Powder Basis for a flashbang. Covah your eyes! Foam Surfactant Creates slippahy foam. Good for cleanah grenades! Glycerol Good for enhancing chemicah grenades. Ask a botanist to grow corn for you! Napalm Foiyah grenades. Why would you make dis? Nitroglycerin Explosive grenades, again, why would you make dis? Smoke Creates smoke, which is good if you want to make a grenade for riot control. Or to look like a ninja. For a small cheat-sheet, here are some safe grenades. I could tell you how to make nasty ones dat can melt the skin off someone in mere seconds, but it's funnah to test things on your own! Metal Foam: Bottle A: 30u Iron Bottle B: 10u Foaming Agent, 10u Polytrinic Acid Cleaner: Bottle A: 40x Foam Surfactant Bottle B: 40x Water, 10x Space Cleaner Ahkay, I assembled something. Let's test it! By the way, you should put the bottles in the grenades in any ordah, den screwdriver it shut. Dese floohs look dirty... Wooooo! Watch your step! Amazing, isn't it...? I love my job. My last installment will be about dis room, and how to optimize it for your medicah staff!

you see, that is fucking hilarious imo because have you ever imagine a neckbeard posing as van hellsing with a ciggy in his mouth and an edgy look like he just told his mum to fuck off, or some genetic weeb shit of she's so cute uguu DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S CUTE shit man when i read cute on the flavour text i feel the dorito crumbs rolling off their shirts or some shit.

~@bigpharmason~ Sorry Vince about dinner. #not a five-star chef #how the fuck did I burn water

It's not cute.

what wacky antics will chief medical officer samantha capriello get into this time

What is your ideal player, besides "not a shit heel"?

~@bigpharmason~ Everyone's getting knocked up. Come to chemistry for your free COCP, otherwise known as the #pill #pregnancy

Hello! Welcome to my guide of chemistry. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Doctah Samantha Mason. I am a Doctah of Internah Medication and a Pharmacist. Chemistry has always fascinated me as a wee lass. I remembah watching my Mother's equipment and beakahs, and her explanation of chemistry has always been simply...riveting. But, ah, there must be a valid reason as to why you are reading my guide, yes? You're as curious as I am about my profession, probably, and want an outlook on how I function in the lab. Say no more, say no more. I'll guide you, fellow (or aspiring!) chemist! Now, the picture up top is your chemistry lab. Please note, That is correct. You will be dealing wif chemicahs, and things can be easily flammable in the lab. You don't want to be set on foiyah, do you? It's...not pleasant, trust me on dat. It's also important you wear your safety clothing. If you haf glasses such as myself and can't see things wifout it, the prescription glasses will haf to be substituted for your goggles, with an exchange of having your eyebrows singed off every damn day. I also recommend you keep long hair trimmed. My hair is constantly cut and maintained as to not get caught in equipment, but anything longah den mine will get trapped and ripped out. Now dis is outta the way... The first thing you want to notice are dese machines ovah here. Ah, the ChemMastah 3000, and the Chemicah Dispensah. Dese are your bread and buttah of your trade. The dispensah dispenses your chemicahs, and the ChemMastah 3000 makes dem into swanky bottles and pills for you, and even filtahs out the chemicahs you don't want in your product! Now, you will find the great debate about what's bettah for your medicah bay. Pills, or Bottles? In truth, every chemist is different. My style may not please other chemists as we all haf set ways, but for the sake of my own guide, dis is how I do things, and you can altah, remove, or add onto my own list as you please. (Keep in mind a pill bottle can only hold up to 14 pills. To rename your pill bottles, use the verb rename label!) Dexalin Plus, (6 Bottles, 1 unit pills) Better den dexalin in my opinion which only heals gradually, it nullifies all oxyloss, and combine wif inaprovaline, can stop a patient from going into critciah state quickly. Anti-Toxin, (6 bottles, 10 unit pills) Anti-Toxin, also known as it scientific name of Dylovene. Dis can heal toxins in the system, low livah damage from the drunkards across the haw, and speeds up recovahy from drug-related hallucinations and sleepiness. Inaprovaline, (6 bottles, 10 unit pills) Quite a stimulant here! Stabilizes patients, makes dem stop going into shock if dey're health is below 0%. Bicardine, (6 bottles, 10 unit pills) If someone taken a beaten, othawise known as "brute" damage", dis analgesic will help in the process of healing dat. An ovahdose on dis, it will gif your patient a slower rate of internah bleeding in cost of poisoning dem. Dermaline, (6 bottles, 10 unit pills) Dis little princess here cures burn damage. Works fastah den kerotane. Also prevents microbial growth. Alkysine, (3 bottles, 5 unit pills) Something I think a lot of people on the station needs prescribed, dis here treats brain damage slowly. Results in 2 units, instead of three! Tramadol, (3 bottles, 10 unit pills) Dis helps those who are in complete pain and need to wait for surgery by numbing the pain. Very effective for patients in shock, too! Make sure dey don't walk while on dis doe, it will damage the broken parts even more. Hyronalin, (5 unit pills) Radiation's a bitch. It causes toxin damage, and damages your internah organs. If someone got caught too close to the singularity or a bad rad storm, dis will do the trick along wif anti-toxin. Spaceacillin (5 units pills) Dis is your penicillin, basically. If you caught a virus in it's ratha early stages, gifing someone dis will probably cure dem (but it's a crapshoot chance), otherwise it prevents the virus from reaching later stages. It's also helps treats dastardly infections from cuts and injuries. Peridaxon (4.2 unit pills) Peridaxon. The experimentah non-invasive surgery in a pill. Can cure internal organ damage, even mend ruptured lungs. Howevah, the ovahdose on this is extremely low, and easy to poison someone wif. You haf to be careful wif how you use it, which of course is sparsely. Results in 1 units instead of 2. Ryetalyn (1 unit pill) Genetic damage? Disabilities due to mutation from radiation? Dis helps out in dat department. Imidazoline, (3 bottles) Put just a bit of dis in an eye dropper and administah to the eyes. Helps damage to the eye due to engineehs forgetting eye protection while welding or pink eye or whatevah. Can't heal a blind person or genetic damage, doe, as dat requires surgery. Now, you are probably wondahing how I made these pills and bottle so pretty, why, all you haf to do is click on the photo of the pill or bottles. Easy, no? Remember: 90 units+9 pills=10 units each per pill 70 units+14 pills= 5 units each per pill Now on to the explanation of the chemicah dispensah. Keep in mind dat you can change how much you can dispense medicine, highlighted in blue. It's useful if you're trying to fit a batch into one beakah. Most medicines you will make will most likely be only 90 units, with some exceptions. Also, keep an eye on your meter highlighted in pink. As you use resources, the bah will deplete and will take a long while to rejuvenate fully. Dis is annoying if you're as fast as me wif chemistry. But eh, you'll live. My next installment will be about dis amigo, and several "recipes" I made. See you soon, chemist!

Meanwhile, in a small room which appears to be a lab on Biesel, Samantha looks up at the small telescreen on the wall, reading the closed captioning on the "screen". She turns off the bunsen burner, putting the beaker she had in her hand neatly on the table, before standing up to sit on the small recliner in the corner of her room, staring intently at the report. "A new species...all of dead, dead?" She thinks out loud to herself, rubbing her chin. "No...no, if deres movement, den dey are probably not dead but in an odd state of hibernation. But...I'm worried at how...things are abruptly interrupted." Samantha sighs, shaking her head, and says softly, "I don't like where dis is going to go."

Samantha Mason, Medical field. Long black hair, Red Beret if you can, blue eyes, thin, lanky, and thick black glasses. Imagine a nerd. Friendly, Neat, Hopeless Romantic, Workaholic, Bookworm.

Miko Du'Razhu – I have good relations with Miko, they seem like an interesting tajaran to talk to. Not a lot of interactions I had with them. Eddie Clark – Another character I haven’t had a lot of interactions with. :< Homer – What in the heck is “The Turtle” anyhow? Sorry for calling you Professor X. Kay Lee – I always like to read out your flavour text dramatically. The only few times I interacted with your character was when you worked as a librarian. Also, the ellipse drove me crazy at first, but I gotten used to it. Isilithai Uaekis – To be completely honest, I don’t really know how to feel about Uaekis. He seemingly is pretty surly, gets defensive at the slightest hiccups, and I really don’t know him that well because I hardly ever play security. He does get things done when it’s crunch time. So yeah. Vincent Capriello – One of the more interesting CEs, really, and partner to Samantha. The sheer fact that they can’t speak Tau Ceti Common that clearly is kind of endearing. Perhaps we need to play them more when they are not antags, too, to see more development at work where they’re going. Also, Samantha is going to beat in his head what the word decorum is. Crystal Brookes – An alright character, decent CMO, I don’t play much when you’re on Shake. D: Senri Ishikawa, Damian & Leo Del Prado – Senri has been away for so long, I forgot his face. Also RIP Leo. Whisper Unity – Hum. Well, the spaces between her words make me notice her. Are you going for the GMan approach with that? Tina Kaekel – Cultist. I dunno what the hell was going on at the end a few weeks ago with Medical. An alright character. Robert Dalton – mai hos husbando. <3

Your tajarans are interesting in the fact that they are becoming a bit of a mafia, and I find it amusing and kind of an endearing trait that corruption is happening in higher ranks. I'll put Samantha up on the chopping block. I need feedback. I already had her developed in speech therapy where she's not too wild with her impediment anymore. Some people want me to take the genetic route and I think that kind of cheapens the experience of someone who really wants to improve on themselves and the firm belief of "are you still the same person if your genetic markup is altered in any way." Since genetics is still wonky in that sense.

CKey: bakagaijin Character Name(s)/Position: Gregory Mason, CMO Extra Notes: good if you want a manfred von karma-esque cmo