Rusty Shackleford

I love all these family dynasties popping up. It reminds me of the Tool extended family from Apollo. 6 Tools on the station at one time. It was glorious.

I watch a lot of the best friends who play. https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSw1tcher Also, a lot of Nerdcubed. https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialNerdCubed His father also has a channel, and from what I can tell he's just as much of a crazy bastard.

Shit got boring because of the pay2win system it had. Wait 4 days for whatever the hell you're building to finish up, or you can pay them 20 bucks and be on your way in half an hour.

It seems every couple of months you come back with a new name, promise that you've changed, and then do the same crap all over again when we take pity on you. It's like trusting the drug addict when he says he's cured because he spent a year in Mexico. You've been given WAY too many chances, and you blew each and every single one of them. I'm wholeheartedly against this.

frenchie y u do dis nuuuuu

Chapter 4: Out of the Frying Pan Oh, I bet you guys thought I forgot about this, didn't you? i kinda did sorry

I actually turned that into a martial art form while I still played Grant Miller as a security officer. That was my favorite method of apprehending criminals in maintenance tunnels.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventure_of_the_Red-Headed_League I never thought of my job like this before. Thank you for making my night job a whole lot more interesting in my mind. Glory to Arstotzka.

I'm the night watchman for my local state college. I man the little booth in the front and let people in after checking their IDs. I also work a day job on a loading dock.

The laser rifles in the armory that you can hold in two hands have a secondary fire (last time I checked) that gives you a few more shots with the power and speed of a pistol separate from the main laser's battery charge. It is fired by using the offhand hand when clicking.

It's too little, too late anyway. For months now my browser has assigned this forum the Gmail icon, and I don't know how to change it.

I want to see all y'all fuckahs posting your most idiotic, most hair-brained, most completely and utterly stupid and pointless deaths here. Why? So I can have blackmail mat- I mean, so we can all have a good-natured laugh! at each other's expense Maybe if enough of you doeet, I'll make a poll or somesuch. And we can vote on who fucked up the best. and by best i mean worst

Doesn't seem that bad. Maybe a little less emphasis on them being space hicks, but otherwise it's rather limited in scope and not world-altering, so I don't see much of a reason to oppose it. Also, I'm pretty sure we abandoned the +1 system for this stuff. It's more of on a basis of whether the lore team as a whole thinks it would fit well, and on a basis of getting to it.

What's the point, though? It sort of seems like another satchel alt, which everyone uses anyway. Maybe if you doubled their carrying capacity and/or allowed them to fit large items like laser rifles, and then balance that by requiring a hand to carry the thing, then maybe...

I be in dis, yey!

>mfw reading the rage in this thread

Please don't. I'd rather imagine the russian accent after reading it on a flavour text than cringe repeatedly watching a train-wreck of someone failing to write an accent correctly. Iz like ze german charakterz havingz ze bad accents, ja? What he said. Most of us have probably not gone to Russia (or Germany for that matter) and resided within it long enough to pick up the nuances of a proper Russian accent. Also, describing motion is something good to put in your flavor text, because constantly using a 'me' to describe your character's limp gets annoying fast. The biggest thing, is to avoid the subjective and include only the objective in your flavor text. Other than that, you can put anything you want, really.

Paint skills off the charts

Are you implying this doesn't work?

Don't forget about all the furniture being scratched to shit, litterboxes being emptied in the streets, and hairballs being fucking everywhere.

Chapter 3: Contact

((Hue, wat? Is it any wonder the guy's in debt.))