Rusty Shackleford

"Put it in your mouth and STOP GODDAMN TALKING!" I have a feeling that the ex might have gotten this treatment at some point.

How about a gimp dressed in a pony suit.

You did ALDOUS. MOTHERFUCKING. HUXLEY. You are my new favorite person.

"I CAN'T... USE... CRIPPLES!"

I can't wait to hear the terrified scream of "THERE ARE EIGHT STAGE FOUR SINGULOS LOOSE FUCKING RUN"

This is gut. Very gut. Make the samurai's face Keanu Reeves. Doit.

Having finished the final level of Hotline Miami 3, Rusty quits the game and shuts off his computer.

May not agree with hostility. Agree with the need for more serious RP, less silly RP. Also more science.

And to think, that only a few hours earlier, April sexed Jason seven times consecutively.

Fuck yeah, Ulysses.

Elfen Lied.

I've always imagined that when a ship makes a Bluespace jump, everyone aboard would see this bright, iridescent neon-blue glow outside. Because it sounds cool.

Just give 'em a colored arm band. Problem solved.

What if the pothole of my ass crack hurts for entirely different reasons? Next time try sleep deprivation + near lethal doses of caffeine + a pinch of cocaine. Because the best feeling is the one you get from being just short of experiencing a heart attack.

I own a rotary phone. With it, I resist the ceaseless tides of morons, trying to convert me with their facebooks and instagrams.

In an instant, Rusty's body reconstituted itself into its true form, a mass of writhing tentacles. He ripped both of Farcry's legs off before dissolving the rest of his body with an acidic sand attack. He then proceeded to strip the flesh from the legs and turn the bones in them into daggers, which he then threw into the back of Chaz's skull as he ran away. Hue.

SOON I SHALL OVERTHROWN TABLESPOON AS WELL THEN THE LORE TEAM SHALL BE MINE! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!

Furrcraycray! Nuuuuuu!

I hate how shit my memory is. I can't recall if you were the guy who did it on the shuttle, or the one that did it to an SSD in escape. It was a long time ago, so I might be in favor of an unban, but I'd still suggest that if you do something like that again, that this permaban gets reinstated immediately.

All this attention to detail... It's bringing a tear to my eye... *sniff* Have my +1. Go on, take it...

Hue. So, not leaving then?

PEQUENINOS, MOTHERFUCKER!

I guess I'd be okay with this. Considering I did kind of overdo chewing you out in the first place.