What's on your wishlist?

[hivefleetchicken]

In the spirit of Christmas, the most blindly materialistic and consumerism-driven holiday cash grab of the year, I'm making a thread for essentially just saying anything you really want, or hope to even get for Christmas if you still have any relatives left alive. I know I don't.

But yeah.

What do you really feel like buying? And why?

Anyhing you've been saving up for?

Or what's one thing you'd like to receive this holiday?

I want books.

Mainly Ciaphas Cain books. I just bought a $30 omnibus about him that's upwards of 1000 pages, in hopes of finally finding his famous one-liner where he shoots his brunette housemaid and says, "Sorry, I prefer blondes."

Hehueh.

Okay, go.

(Hopefully this thread can rival Incognito's sushi thread in terms of unpopularity.)

Edited December 4, 2014 by Guest

[Gollee]

DnD Dungeonmaster's guide.

DnD Adventures.

DnD Psionic expansion.

Space Engineers.

[SgtSammac]

Boots for cadets.

Monnnneeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Baka]

I want a new pair of work jeans and boots, and maybe a better toolbelt because my old one is falling apart.

[Dea Tacita]

I don't celebrate Christmas.....but. Cake is nice.

[enkas]

New computer (which I am probably now going to get :C)

[Rusty Shackleford]

Rusty is a poor boy, from a poor family.

No gifties for him. Huehuehue.

[Jboy2000000]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

And money, vidya games, controllers and XBox live cards.

[Farcry11]

A PlayStation 4.

Also, a pair of earbuds because mine are broken and I'm broke.

[Guest]

Santa.

[Valkrae]

The entire Drizzt Do'Urden book series, from the Crystal Shard up until the current ones.

Also das moneee.

[Skull132]

*In a little kid's voice, as if sitting on Santa's lap and looking up, ignorantly, at the man's face*

I want a space ship.

And I want a kingdom.

And I want a pony.

And I want a Pumpkingslice.

And I want a world's peace!

PumpkingSlice: I want you to die this Christmas Skull...

[Tainavaa]

I don't want anything in particular but in an attempt to change my friend's steam name to something more festive I learned that he hates Christmas. So when I visit my grandma's house we're going to bake him so many christmas cookies and send them up as a Christmas gift.

So I guess I do want something: More fucking yuletide cheer.

[Frances]

No more stupid appeals.

Everybody either admits instantly their faults when talked to and becomes a productive community member, or realizes this isn't the place for them and moves on.

All griefers are funny.

[Guest]

I want more creative griefers.

[Skull132]

All griefers are funny.

 

Oh! OH! I also want this! Can I have this?!

[Gollee]

All griefers are funny.

 

It is even funnier when said griefers make unban appeals; or do something that makes their actions easily viewable.

[Guest]

I want to not be a failure.

On a less depressing note, I actually want the Ciaphas Cain series. All of them.

[hivefleetchicken]

I want to not be a failure.

On a less depressing note, I actually want the Ciaphas Cain series. All of them.

 

I will send the first three to you when I'm finished.

[Guest]

I want balds to be accepted. Can haz plox yes?

[Guest]

#YesAllBalds

[hivefleetchicken]

You guys realize I'm gonna try my best to fulfill all of these.

Pump, you uh...

..No.

[TishinaStalker]

This is going to sound super cheesy, but here goes:

Ever since I was a little kid, all I ever wanted for Christmas was people to get along, be friends, and to be happy. (◡‿◡✿)

 

Instead, my parents got me a pair of rose tinted hippie glasses as a joke when I was 17, and we had lots of laughs.

[Rusty Shackleford]

You guys realize I'm gonna try my best to fulfill all of these.

 

WELL IN THAT CASE

but b u srs?

[hivefleetchicken]

PFFT.

FU-HU-HUUUCK NO.

Thought that counts, though.

I'm not going to try because nothing can bring my ultimate wish to come true.

 

Skull in lingerie.