Jakers457 Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 @RockingRev Bro, I'm getting mundo munchies for some jerky #validsalad Quote
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 ~@GodsWoodSoGood~ Just dyed my hair and am ready to work! #ReadyToBeOnThisGodDamnedStation Quote
LetzShake Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 @BaldPolish Now 50% more #robust! ad  @ChuckLeFuck rescreeched this @ChuckLeFuck~ @BaldPolish Now 50% more #robust! - This is my shit. I blinded a space carp by reflecting light off my head and killed it with a pickaxe! True story! Quote
Conspire2Ignite Posted December 16, 2014 Posted December 16, 2014 ~@KayKay~ Chaplin push me and kicked me too day. He got clawed by Tajahrens. My heroes! Kay Lee Quote
LetzShake Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 @DRNJDat So glad he ditched his People's Stationwagon. It could not handle the snow like his monarch. Though he tries not to drive it around the city too much.... Nazih Jawdat Quote
Carver Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 ~@RnRCarver~ Someone talked with me last shift and it wasn't for work reasons. I think my coffee is making me hallucinate. Must be because of the Chemist I saw near the food and beverage fountain earlier. #DontTrustDoctors Robert Carver Quote
Jboy2000000 Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 ~@WhiskeyAndDirt~ Arrested already? I think thats a new record. #ShittySecurity #ShitcuritySoundsCatchier. Miracle Kifer Quote
Conspire2Ignite Posted December 20, 2014 Posted December 20, 2014 ~@KayKay~ Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! I didn't have to com in to work to daaaay! Happy birthday to me! I staid home and ate a hole chocolate cake all by myself. Best. Birthday. Ever! Kay Lee Quote
Bsmiffy78 Posted December 25, 2014 Posted December 25, 2014 -@DrScofield- Okay, okay, I now have a Screecher Account. Am I hip yet? Quote
Covert0ddity Posted December 25, 2014 Posted December 25, 2014 @actualdragon: I have no clue what this Christmas shit is. Why is everyone so happy? Isilithai Uaekis Quote
Serveris Posted December 25, 2014 Posted December 25, 2014 -@L/Tpr_Spectre @actualdragon Some holiday from a couple hundred years ago. Based on Terra Firma. People working today need something to keep spirits up, you know? Sucks to be them. Looking forward to some downtime after this whole Alliance blockade business. #paidvacation #PhoenixERT #romanovichcloud #MissingContact Syrus Seto Quote
Baka Posted December 25, 2014 Posted December 25, 2014 ~@bigpharmason~ Everyone's getting knocked up. Come to chemistry for your free COCP, otherwise known as the #pill #pregnancy Quote
Bsmiffy78 Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 -@ARipley51- People can be such ignorant assholes. I didn't know they hired twelve year olds here. #idiots #drama #stfu Quote
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 -@ArchangelDS- Well, a trooper carelessly discharged a stray laser from their energy rifle today during a recon stint, causing serious burn damage. The wound was infected. Worse yet, the lot of us (8 in the unit) caught some strain of the flu. We'll be fine, but Gearhead isn't going to make it. #Lifeisprecious Vira De Santos Quote
Carver Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 ~@RnRCarver~ Whilst enjoying my Holiday off, I started digging through my family's old (And by old, I mean these date back to when they were on Earth!) data-drives and found one full of text adventures. They seem pretty dated (Unsurprisingly), considering the number of science fiction ones that consider Intergalactic Travel and Laser Weaponry to be 'futuristic', and the 'modern' ones talking about Europe and Asia (The Earth continents, not the bands that made those old songs I found on some of the other drives). Atleast I have something to do when the missus is cleaning up around the place! #MerryChristmas Robert Carver Quote
mirkoloio Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 -@MrAwesomeQm- Blood on my Suit. Party plans trashed. #Shitcurity #PARTYHARD #NSSAurora Jamison Stamos Quote
Contextual Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 ~@Jessewehavetocook~ Got told I was incompetent by a E-borg today, for removing someone with internal bleeding from cryo. Why do I even try sometimes? #Medbay #ChemProblems Wesley Jesse Quote
SgtSammac Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 ~@Thatonesecofficer~ To everyone who calls "shitcurity" when we arrest them for breaking corporate regulations. I made this account to tell you to review your contracts and to go fuck yourselves on behalf of the security department. Sam Macnaughton Quote
LetzShake Posted December 27, 2014 Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) edit: I i hate hate double double post posts Edited December 27, 2014 by Guest Quote
LetzShake Posted December 27, 2014 Posted December 27, 2014 ~@Jessewehavetocook~ Got told I was incompetent by a E-borg today, for removing someone with internal bleeding from cryo. Why do I even try sometimes? #Medbay #ChemProblems Wesley Jesse  @DoubleDoctor rescreeched this @DoubleDoctor: I wish it was a human so I could punch them so hard they find out first hand what cryo does for internal bleeding. #ClobberingTime #FistingInTheMedbay #EsselsRubbingOffOnMeAndNotInTheWayIdLike Crystal Brookes Quote
Baka Posted December 27, 2014 Posted December 27, 2014 ~@bigpharmason~ Sorry Vince about dinner. #not a five-star chef #how the fuck did I burn water Quote
Contextual Posted December 29, 2014 Posted December 29, 2014 ~Jessewehavetocook~ Walked in on yet another CMO handing out acid like it's rock candy. Third time this week. About to just start throwing them out and reporting for trespass. #Medbay #Chemproblems #PaperworkWhere Wesley Jesse Quote
incognitojesus Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 ~@ishikarwash~ Ahh. Nothing like the smell of....latex & space cleaner to welcome back everyone's favorite MD? #medbay #aurora #uh Senri Ishikawa Quote
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