Susan

A Tajaran mob family. Gr8. This is my fault. AND IT IS BY MY HAND YOU SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. I AM THE LAW.

BYOND Key: SueTheCake Character name: Ana Issek Item name: CSI jacket Why is your character carrying said item to work? It was part of her original uniform (of which she wears one piece now); given that she is assigned to medical positions to perform the duties of a medical examiner, the jacket helps reinforce her skillset and capabilities, whether as part of medical or as part of security. It is a relic of her time on the force before reforms and changes and she carries it mostly everywhere she goes while on duty. Item function(s): Clone of EMT jacket. Item description: A black jacket with the words 'CSI' printed in the back in bright, white letters. Item appearance: Additional comments: Tony Adams says, "Ana, the entire left side of the victim is missing!" Ana Issek says, "Looks like he is..." Ana Issek puts on sunglasses. Ana Issek says, "Alrrright."

Except you'd ingest the poison yourself, most likely through your lips or by subconsciously licking them to keep them moist. Not practical. Or smart.

Looks good to me, consider it approved.

I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need I don't care about the baldies underneath the Hoss' boots I just want to robust scrubs more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true, All I want for Christmas is nuke. I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need I don't care about the lesbeans underneath the Medbay's desk I don't need to slap my handcuffs there upon the baldies' wrists. Nuclear will make me happy, with gunfights on Christmas day. I just want to robust scrubs more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true, Baby, all I want for Christmas is nuuuuuu~uuuuu~uuuuke. Ooh baby. Oh, I won't ask for much this new round, I won't even wish for ling, And I'm just gonna keep on waiting, underneath the dogpiled votes. I won't make an alt and send it to the server to stack for me. I won't even have the sound on to hear all of teamspeak bitch. 'Cause I just want nuke here tonight, causing security such a fright, What more can I do? Baby, all I want for Christmas is nuuuuu~uuuuu~uuuuke, Nuuuuuuke, baby. Oh-oh, all the fires are shining, so brightly everywhere And the sound of assistants dying fills the air. And everyone is screamin', Security is beamin', Captain won't you bring me the disk I really need? Won't you please bring my baby to me? Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for, I just want to see the station blown apart by our big nuke. Oh, I just want nuke for this round, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true, Baby all I want for Christmas is nuuuuuuuuuuke.

Last extended I gave you my heart but the very next round you gave it away this round to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special (x2) [really gay intermission] Once tatored and twice shy, I keep my distance but you still catch my eye. Tell me baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a round, it doesn't surprise me. 'Happy Christmas'. I pulled it out and stabbed it in your neck, saying 'I love you' I meant it. Now I know what a tool you've been but we're together now, thanks to this parapen. [refrain] Oooooh~ Oh my baby~ A crowded bar, sec has tired eyes. I'm hiding from them, and their souls of ice. My God, I thought you were someone to erp with. Me? I guess my neckbeard wasn't attractive. A face on a creeper with a fire in his heart, A traitor undercover but you tore me apart, ooh-hoo. Now I've found you again thanks to my parapen. [refrain]

2 late ruste Rockin' around the permabrig at the Christmas Party hop Hoss' limbs strung up above every griefer tries to stop Rockin' around the permabrig let the griffin spirit ring later we'll beat the HoP and we'll do some robusting You will get a sentimental feelin' when you hear radio screamin', let's be jolly, deck the halls with catbeast organs Rockin' around the permabrig have a happy holiday everyone robustin' merrily in the new old fashioned way [saxophone solo] You know Tina and Ava and Dandy and Ryker, Bara and Mason and Johnson and Clewett but do you recall the most famous erper of all Wyatt the red-faced engie had a very tiny dick and if you ever saw it you would stop and laugh a tic All of the other erpers used to laugh and call him names they never let poor Wyatt join in any 'fun skype games' Then one foggy Christmas eve Rebecca came to say Wyatt with your dick so small won't you slide on down my hall Then how the erpers loved him as they shouted out with glee Wyatt the red faced engie you'll 'go down' in history

It was a story-telling event. The plan was never to have explosions or action or do anything outside of make the lore feel like it was really impacting the station, and from the division in the crew over events and the arguments going on IC I think we positively succeeded in making the story feel more in-depth. That said, the end result of the event was an attack on the human embassy orbiting Adhomai by Tajaran extremists resulting in an evacuation of said facility and several others in Tau Ceti, given that there is a warp gate leading from Tau Ceti to the Adhomai system.

You can still climb on tables covered by shutters, FYI.

Humans are capable of outrunning it. They have faster movespeed than the worm.

Yes, it indeed was me who did this, and since you feel so strongly about it, I'd like to apologize. Given the way that the round progressed and the fact I was on the research outpost already, I figured it might be amusing to pop out of a locker and chase you both down. I was unaware you were in a long protracted scene of roleplay and it looked to me as if you were just hiding out; so if I interrupted anything, I apologize. I thought it would be funny given the circumstances because, at that point, I didn't really think there was anyone left alive and due to the way the round progressed anyone really roleplaying to that extent. So again, I admit fault here, and am sorry for any annoyance caused as a result.

The same reason we have clowns. And changelings. And nuclear. And e-swords that block projectiles. And Cuban Pete. And arcade machines that gib you if you lose. Because they're holdovers from a long time ago.

THIS IS A SECRET. I cannot reveal what will happen. Shhh.

A special cat event will be held this Saturday, some time after noon (Central time). We are asking all Tajaran whitelist holders who are interested to be there to participate, and also take this opportunity to read or brush op on recent Tajaran happenings here. The event will be related to current events on Adhomai. The outcome of this event is important and will impact the future of Tajaran on the station and as a playable species. So we ask again for all Tajaran whitelistees to be there if they can; preferably respond to this thread with your character name so we know what sort of interest and numbers we'll have. Glorious Kitty Komrades! Unite!

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. At no point whatsoever does NanoTrasen sentence or condemn a criminal with the backing of the state. Brig time allotted for breaching corporate regulations =/= prison time given for breaking the law. You can and will serve a dual sentence for assault on the NanoTrasen vessel and then be arrested and formally charged by the police should there be enough evidence and if the victim wants to press charges. In fact, the people are only in permabrig so they can be held until transfer where they will be given to police custody to face trial for their charges. Three hours in the permabrig is shit compared to the ten years you'd get for felony possession of a controlled substance. NanoTrasen does not have the authority to appoint forced labor as a punishment, not do they have the authority to perform executions, or pursue federal charges against any person. They are not the police. They are not the court. They are not the judicial system. They are in the middle; they hold the suspect until they can be transferred to police custody where all necessary data (which includes case files, witness testimony, and evidence) are handed over as well to pursue a conviction. I want harsher laws. Selling drugs is a felony. You'd get between ten to fifteen years. Assault is a misdemeanor that can carry sentences up to five years and more. Put a cryo tube in permawing. Problem solved.

That's nice and all but totally irrelevant. Research station. Prison station. They are mutually exclusive.

Looks good enough. You're approved.

Looks good to me, consider it approved.

No. Prisoners are wards of the state; the station is not a state-run facility. Its prison does not live up to federal specifications for actual prisons, and I see literally no reason for any government to hand over their prisoners to a private corporation when they can keep them locked in the places they're supposed to be. You have a workshop in the prison. You don't send the prisoners to a workshop. A research station is not a prison station. The entire concept of this idea is ridiculous.

Why would NanoTrasen hire a wanted felon?

Custom items will not be looked over until the code freeze has been dealt with. Right now, more important optimization features (large rewrites of power and atmospherics) are being handled.