Rusty Shackleford

This all just seems like a god-tier troll that got 5 pages worth of responses and forced the loremaster to make a ruling on something so inconsequential, rather than the community having enough sense to just ignore it, or report it, if he started being a turd about it.

Wait, isn't metaphysical the guy that played that Seon chick who kept picking fights, and was banned until he could prove he could play more serious characters?

Do you think this is a motherfucking game?

Some of you may know who I am and who I represent. Most of you probably don't. Whichever group you fall into doesn't matter. What does matter is what I can offer you, in exchange for a little dirty work done for me. I'm looking to buy weapons, but not just any weapons. I want weapons registered to Nanotrasen and employees of the company. What I need them for is none of anyone's concern, but rest assured, they'll be put to good use. I'm paying top dollar for weapons stolen straight from Nanotrasen facilities, with their serial numbers and other forms of identification intact. There's a bonus in it for you if the weapons are experimental in nature, though a haul of registered laser carbines would net you a pretty penny on their own, so don't sweat it too much. Ballistics, energy based, melee, explosives, mechs, doesn't matter. I'm buying everything and anything you can get your hands on, so long as it can be traced back to Nanotrasen or (one of their employees) by any investigators. If you're interested, respond here with pictures of what you want to sell, and forward serial scans to the attached extranet address. If it meets my criteria, then I'll contact you with an offer and arrange for a pickup. Not interested in empty promises, just results. Keep that in mind. Happy trails, and hope to hear some offers soon.

jesus christ how fucking horrifying What about Earth though?

How does the issue of gun control stand on Biesel, is it space Europe or space America? Is there an equivalent to the 2nd amendment?

Make this the theme song of the EDXCI.

>your character's face when negative ETD >your character's face when no magboots

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

I now have more guns than when I first started.

I forgot that I even had this in WIP form. I think it's serviceable now, or at least I hope it is.

Friendly community.

>owns many, many guns Damn, it feels good to be American.

but doesn't this itself count as shitposting checkmate atheists

Start a juice cleanse. Get a good high quality juicer, start buying deeply, richly colored fruits and vegetables (organic if possible) and start drinking fruit and veggie smoothies for every single meal for a few weeks. And continue with one per day even after you kick the habit. Repair the damage you've done to yourself, one glass at a time.

Has anyone tuned to the Syfy channel lately? There's ths show they're running now about spess ships and stuff. I saw an episode in the breakroom at work, looks rather good, actually. Possibly as close to SS13: The Show as we're going to get. Anyone else seen it?

Mary Anne, because every party needs a healer. Storch, because an arrogant smart person with some physical mobility is better than one with none whatsoever. Tom, because the man's a war hero and he's seen some shit, ain't right to leave him. Barry and Fred, for those minmaxed survival skills. Take no sixth person. Use the extra supplies to survive longer. Also, ensure that with any configuration you take, BE SURE TO TAKE A GUN WITH YOU.

Arise, thread, ARISE! Anybody up for some heisting in Payday 2 at some point?

Recolours and copy-paste =/= spriting. >implying copy+paste isn't all they do

I've only been gone for, what, a month? Why does everything look so alien now? Why are there bugs? Why is there resurgance in the SSL plague?

Skullivan is bestest. Yiss.

Hey, little meow-meow, don't fret! Uncle Rusty can take you in for a while!

If I remember correctly, all of the stuff in the known Aurora universe is contained within a sphere of 2000 light-years. Not because bluespace is slow, but because the galaxy is so damn big. If someone could dig up that pseudo-map I made, where I highlighted the human sphere of influence, as well as those of the other species, and overlaid it on a picture of the milky way, that would be great.

Happy New Year, people. Good to see you're all still here, though all the ups and downs.