Dreamix

Dirt on a space tile. Thanks, baycode!

...It seems to have fixed itself. Huh.

Well said, Hive.

Who's there, you little shitposter.

I know, right? The game is still running pretty bad, as I described.

Round-trip ping-pong of 0.26. Just walking results in completely over-shooting the target or stopping mid-way. Afterwards ^this^ happens for a few seconds or byond is just lag-crashing. Literally unplayable. I hope it's just because of my poor internetz or temporary issues. Anyone else having such problems?

What is this, a scream for ants?

On top of this, can bashing heads against shields become a thing? On top of this, can bashing heads against walls become a thing? On top of this, can bashing heads against things become a thing?

Reporting Personnel: Zuleika Xrimqil-loix Rank of Reporting Personnel: Internal Affairs Agent Personnel Involved: Ka'Viax'Zah Zo'ra, Maintenance Technician/Station Engineer; Romeo Castiglioni, Head of Personnel Time of Incident: 08-14:16-TAU CETI STANDARD-02-2458 Real time: around 19:00 to 21:00 GMT-08-02-2016 Location of Incident: N/A Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property []Neglect of Duty []Harassment []Assault []Misconduct [X]Other: Employee deemed unfit for work. Contract termination request. Overview of the Incident: As explained in the fax I sent to NMSS Odin: Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: N/A Additional notes: Faxes received from Central, sent to Central, and transcripts recorded during the shift. In order: The first fax sent to NMSS Odin: Transcript of the initial interview: Fax sent to Central regarding the Vaurca's employment: Jonathan Rase's answer: Head of Personnel Castiglioni approving the termination. Unfortunately, mister Castiglioni went to cryo shortly after, so the termination never took place.

Why would NanoTrasen hire this really fat person, so fat they need a scooter, instead of a Vaurca or other xeno? Also, why a resprited cargo tug, instead of a resprited whellchair?

A compliment, I guess. Considering that people usually play complete badasses that don't care about their friends dying, their employment, their health etc. It's nice to see things like this.

Vaurca, fuck you. Considering Jackboot's recent Skrell changes, give me a few hundreds. I gotta play it safe this time.

That's how you roleplay shit.

Let me quote Skull, here: And, what I think: Unathi and Tajara (and Skrell probably too) are greatly limiting us, these races not really different from humans and themselves, reskinned humans like they say. Unathi and Tajara are everywhere, on many servers, it's so easy to play one, easy to think of a generic backstory. So, we could retire our cats and lizards, in favor of better, much different from humans, not earth fauna-like races. Or, if the ground map ever comes, we may alternate between the ground map with new races (maybe ones that breathe nitrogen/whatever the atmosphere is made of, like, imagine, they could be local workforce employed only on that particular station, imagine the possibilities) and the boring space map with these two races stuck in never-ending uprisings/rebelions/whatever. Think of the possibilities, Killerhurtz's and others' many, many suggestions wouldn't be a waste of potential and daydreaming. Want Resomi, sure, might also want to restrict them from using clothes at all and make them weak and small, give them special belts to allow other races be bullies and steal their stuff. Fowl's orbital pull-race? Of course, give them an entirely new job, only allow them to be the station's helpers that are really wise and smart, but only talk and pass wrenches. But, we could just stay where we are with the current races, not progressing any further, not really opening any new roleplaying possibilities, and of course not being the "mean, bad, literally nazis"-people who take away someone's fun and restrict them from playing their rebellious argonians and fluffy furry cats.

Well, I recall Mark being a good interim head of security at least once, some time ago. If anything, I'd suggest you, Cool, to create an entirely new non-Syion character, without any billionaire/unit Zero/whatever backstories. Also, if Mark is so terrible bad, why is he being promoted to interim HoS's so frequently? It doesn't look like he's going to be fired by DO's any soon. I propose: partially accept Cool's application, let him play like a normal person and/or let him do something stupid and take the whitelist away. Instead of denying the application again, and leaving Mark (and other characters) in a state of endless interim-limbo.

Tell us more. You just can't join any servers, or your byond cannot go online at all? Have you been updating to a newer version lately? What's your current version? Your OS? You've got any firewalls or antivirus programs?

+1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 I'm all in for removing this stupid shit or at least adding the heavy machinery damage. If people want to make shitty, stereotypical, kawaii, stuttering and/or lesbian female nurses/scientists, at least make it so they have normal hairstyles (and so it won't be 100% obviously clear that they are one). Also, because I too remember such mechanic: grinders may kill long-haired ladies. Robotics and research equipment probably don't have such mechanics in them. Edit: Well, I personally haven't seen anyone's hair get stuck in a fabricator, huh. Looks like it occurs too rarely.

Definition of an uniform: "Uniforms are special clothes to show that a group of people belong together. The group of people will all be dressed in the same way ("uni" means "one" so the word means "one form")." If only Calhoun will be wearing it, it will no longer be a security uniform. Also, quoting replies to this topic: "I think it'd be dependent on your role. If you're in a role where you need to be visually identifiable, such as a sec officer, captain, etcetera, then they'd be more strict." "Security jumpsuits will protect better from brute damage and are made of heavy duty fabric to withstand combat" "For staffers like medical, security, and engineering, there has to be a way to tell who you are at a glance. Security officers should have some sort of blue on them"

It's pretty normal, you will get used to it. We call it here, "growing up". "Memes" won't be as funny as they were. Insulting others will become "childish" and "unfunny". If you're using Youtube, you will notice that manchilds overreacting during gameplays are "boring". Life will be filled with tedious tasks, some may call it "work". You will play less video games, maybe even start reading physical newspapers. Your hair will also fall out, you will start balding. Maybe you will start a family, make a son, plant a tree, you get the idea. Until then, have fun while you still can.

Vaurca's value will rise again, I swear. Also, Skrells should be a good investment. But I will abstain for now, through.

Help. My stuff broke, here's the image, slightly zoomed out, to picture the fucked-up-ness: https://gyazo.com/c0bf6162b720c880627a0da5568271eb.png

And it obviously can't be done using the Heads of Staff forum or a normal suggestions forum. I believe, discussing security regulations suggestions and ideas shouldn't be restricted to Security Commanders Heads of Security and veteran Security Personnel, but the whole player base. A few players probably shouldn't be in charge of changing everyone's gameplay (regulations, brig times, etc.). And all of this being done in a secret forum. And, not even mentioning that someone would need to decide who's veteran and who's not, implying a circlejerk or whatever.

Vaurca at 0.53. I'll buy thousands, leave them at the backyard, I'll be rich soon, anyway.

Index ##001 Login: Sea Dog Password:*********** Access Level: Critical Message Type: Broadcast What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Weeb-Com academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Vocaloids, and I have over 270 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in sarcasm and I’m the top shitcurity officer in the entire Weeb-Com armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wreck you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with writing that stupid shit over our forums? You think posting underage nekos and lolis is enjoyable for everyone else? It's disgusting, you probably don't even know who Rin and Len is, and your images aren't even average quality. Think again, fucker. You think these overused, old metal gear solid memes are still funny? You’re not pretty good, you're fucking dead, kid. I bet, you only played the phantom pain. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can humiliate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my slightly changed internet copy pastas. You think playing a stereotype lesbian nurse is unique and edgy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. The End

The question remains of how Nanotrasen ever thought hiring the people who stole "a large amount of data" from one of their most important stations was a good idea. Yup, I'm just going to link my own, slightly changed post, here.