WAIFU WARS 3: WAR, WAR NEVER CHANGES

[Coalf]

Hey, hey people, Ccoalf here.

I've heard the whining, the mining, the moaning, and groaning.
Then I turn on the internet and bam, people on Aurora are also complaining!
"Wherein be the waifu wars?" they asked, and I answered

http://www.strawpoll.me/17024432

The strawpoll is here, voting will be open until Friday the 14th upon which I'll close the voting and rank the waifus.

REMEMBER, the waifus WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN DWARF FORTRESS.

THE AMOUNT OF VOTES YOUR WAIFU RECEIVES SECURES THEM BETTER GEAR IN THE GAUNTLET, SO THEY'LL HAVE A BIGGER CHANCE TO LIVE!

[GreenBoi]

It's a tough tie between Kladivya, Harmony, and ORB. THESE CHOICES ARE HARD PEOPLE! CHOOSE WISELY!

[ben10083]

Synthetics are the best waifus

[Allakai]

The fact people think anyone but ORB will win this waifu war is deeply concerning. We must reevaluate our loyalties.

[Coalf]

The votes have been counted, the people have been heard and the waifus have been, well you know.

SO LET'S GET ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS

FIRST PLACE #1
LOOCing loudly into first place, it's none other than the squeaky cleany, skrell talkiny, spider huginy.
Ava Hazel
 

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SECOND PLACE #2
Who is holly, jolly, round ball of fun and securing a second place? (this is literally a fucking ball people wtf your tastes are getting worse)
ORB
 

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THIRD PLACE #3
Eridani born and HoP heading, give it up for our paper pushing, paper drowning, paper papering girl!
Amaya Stone
 

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There are a lot of others and I'd like to say.
You all suck, you don't matter, if you're under this 3 system ranking you're useless and unimportant.

BUT STAY TUNED, SINCE ALL THE SUCKERS WILL BE CAPABLE OF FIGHTING A FIRST PLACE IN THE GAUNTLET OF
DWARF FORTRESS

The waifu wars will return after messages from our sponsors:

[Coalf]

To clarify voting values on how well equipped your character will be in the gauntlet:

0-1 - Due to this being an SFW environment they'll be getting a loincloth. No weapons.
2-4 - Wool clothing along with stone daggers.
5-10 - Leather armor, Bronze Weapons of varying shapes and sizes depending on how high they are.
11-15 - Bronze Armor and Bronze Weapons of varying shapes and sizes.
16-19 - Iron Armor and Iron Weapons of varying shapes and sizes.
20< - Steel Armor and Steel Weapons of varying shapes and sizes.

All characters will be AMATEUR practitioners of a weapon they're wielding.
If you donate 300 dollars to my paypal I will give a character of your choosing adamantine.

[Doxxmedearly]

Amaya Stone, prepping for battle

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[ben10083]

1 hour ago, Doxxmedearly said:

Amaya Stone, prepping for battle

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"Can't kill what is already dead inside"

[tbear13]

I refuse to accept that Orb did not win. I demand a recount. #notmywaifu

[BurgerBB]

all these characters are garbage

[tbear13]

56 minutes ago, BurgerBB said:

all these characters are garbage

Except Orb.

[Allakai]

4 hours ago, tbear13 said:

I refuse to accept that Orb did not win. I demand a recount. #notmywaifu

He may have lost the physical count, but he will forever be inside our hearts as THE waifu. #OrbIsMyWaifu

[KingOfThePing]

This game was rigged from the start