Your SS13 confessions

[Gollee]

I honestly hate all the whores, snowflakes and chucklefucks on the station, the characters, not the players. I dream of a nations round where I will take security and purge the station in holy laser fire in the name of the god-emperor.

 

Does that include Inis and Whisper? ;_;

 

I have far, far too many inactive characters, I likely have one for every job on station, they have just never made it serverside.

 

I avoid command and prefer assistant to any other job

 

I write a LOT of character stories, have never ERPed, and actively disrupt any ERP that people try to instigate with my characters in Skype and PMs.

[Guest]

I honestly hate all the whores, snowflakes and chucklefucks on the station, the characters, not the players. I dream of a nations round where I will take security and purge the station in holy laser fire in the name of the god-emperor.

 

Does that include Inis and Whisper? ;_;

 

They are too likeable to be the subject of the Emperor's fury.

[Susan]

I hate mostly every type of antagonist round and feel the game would be 100% better off without them.

 

I feel that the server would benefit more if it was constant extended and antags were cherry picked to play to a story rather than oneshot stupid chaos rounds.

 

Sometimes I just want to harmbaton the snowflakes to death when they get pissy over being brigged.

 

I miss away missions.

[Sentient Bowtie]

I like roleplay but I only really like it for the fun, which is partly why I disappear for large amounts of time with no warning.

 

I have an ERP over Skype that I've put off since late last year and I constantly feel bad about it. All the time.

I really like to play antag even though I'm extremely over-nervous the entire time and, as a result, unable to actually do anything an antag would do.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I have trouble feeling empathy for other people, especially for their problems, and RP has actually helped me in that regard, or at least has taught me how to fake caring a little better

I don't understand depression/suicide, or how someone can even get depressed/suicidal in the first place, and I worry that any sort of thing I did like that in the past ICly might have been percieved as a mockery

Certain people in the community have contributed to me being a lot less paranoid, though I sometimes worry that they may actually be government agents put inplace specifically for that purpose

[SgtSammac]

Certain people in the community have contributed to me being a lot less paranoid, though I sometimes worry that they may actually be government agents put inplace specifically for that purpose

 

<_< >_>

*presses finger to ear* He's on to us! Move in. Gogogo!

[Alicia Jewel]

I really want to play an antag, but I'm unrobust as hell and have anxiety issues, so I'm scared I'd just screw it all up and make the other antags hate me.

 

I want Julia, my plucky and optimistic miner, to have a breakdown.

 

I wanna play my not-so-nice characters more often, but I don't wanna be mistaken for a bitch in real life.

 

I wanna give Crescentise a hug.

[Guest]

I'm robust, but never in the 'good' way. I know way too many powergamey things that it's difficult to filter out what I should be doing in a scene of action to ensure that I don't die and that the opponent either does die, or they retreat because they don't want to die.

[mrimatool]

On Apollo I got rid of Michaels right arm because it was cool originally

On Apollo I later realised he can't be cuffed

I keep it for those reasons alone.

[Flamingo]

I greatly enjoy when the station is somehow severely compromised and I get to spend 2 hour repairing it, despite how much I complain IC or OOC.

 

Nuke is my favorite round type, followed by mutiny, heist, and rp-rev.

 

I chose to make Atmospherics my go-to job due to a severe lack of competent atmos techs and the fact that most people are instantly intimidated by it if they don't understand what's happening.

 

My "asshole character" ended up being too nice because the first person they met on station was super cool.

 

I greatly enjoy all of the asshole characters (read: Roy Wyatt, Jade Rathel, Phoebe Essel, etc) OOC, and most of my characters don't have any issues with them.

 

I like Jamison Stamos as a character.

[Jamini]

I greatly enjoy when the station is somehow severely compromised and I get to spend 2 hour repairing it, despite how much I complain IC or OOC.

 

I hate transfer votes for this reason. It seems like every time I get a chance to rebuild something, a transfer is called.

[Valkrae]

My favorite round is Nuclear Emergency. Followed by Mutiny and RP-Rev.

 

I don't feel bad when I murder antags. Especially when it's because of a stupid mistake they made.

 

I don't actually hate any person on this server, surprisingly. I usually have a trend where I pick one specific person to hate, and then I hate them until they go away, or I leave. But, it's usually happened by now, so I think we're all good.

 

I have an aching feeling these confessions are going to be used against all of us in the future, so I'm hiding my actual confessions that I actually care about.

[Guest Marlon Phoenix]

I love throwing flashbangs into crowds. It's even better if they're chair-rping. I wish I could aghost so I could avoid suspicion but see the reactions.

 

I don't play janitor because I'd probably be jobbanned and I know it because I find slipping people one of the funniest things in the entire god damn universe. Bonus points if they slip multiple times.

 

I vote nuclear every single time both to spite the complainers and because I like a good nuke game.

[Conspire2Ignite]

I have stories. But I never post them here or anywhere. They just sit on my computer. Because I know no one cares but me.

 

The only antag I've ever played is nuke op.

 

I speak about myself in the third person in real life. I annoy even myself, but I don't know how to stop.

 

It's unlikely I will ever make a new human character because I love Dionaea too much.

 

I am emotionally inept, but not socially. Preeeetty sure that makes me something like a sociopath, but we'll roll with it.

 

When people ask me "Where are you going to college?":

 

[Flamingo]

It's unlikely I will ever make a new human character because I love Dionaea too much.

 

You teach ass twerk?

[Jamini]

I have stories. But I never post them here or anywhere. They just sit on my computer. Because I know no one cares but me.

 

Can I read them?

[Baka]

I cringe at my old RP. But I'm trying to improve it, so there's that.

 

I don't hate security at all and I think they /*always*/ get the short end of the stick and I hate it when fellow doctors cause trouble for them.

[Tenenza]

Well, might as well jump on the bandwagon.

 

I actually feel some of my earlier RP is better then my current RP, and I'm terribly afraid to bring back Sabrina Song because I don't think I can roleplay her as well as I could when I had less things bothering me.

I haven't played a full round as a head since becoming a Mod, since I can't feel I could deal with both sets of responsibilites at the same time.

I secretly love Cult, but not enough to vote for it over extended.

Everytime I try to leave science to try out another department, I get dragged back into science.

I have no idea what I'm talking about 50% of the time in OOC, since I don't bother reading most of the posts, and just skim for the subjects and verbs.

I only like playing Antag because it gives me a chance to Monologue like a bond villian.

[Doomberg]

I've never played a female character. If I ever do, she's most likely going to be a huge lesbian.

I derive a sort of sadistic pleasure from brigging rebellious characters for the maximum amount of time legally permitted, with all applicable charges.

[Vittorio Giurifiglio]

I've never played a female character. If I ever do, she's most likely going to be a huge lesbian.

I derive a sort of sadistic pleasure from brigging rebellious characters for the maximum amount of time legally permitted, with all applicable charges.

^Except for the Female part.

[incognitojesus]

I honestly love whenever I get feedback on my characters, even if it's negative, because it shows that at least they're noteworthy enough to the degree that somebody can tell me something that they like or dislike about them. So yeah, FEED MY NARCISSISM, PLEASE. PLEASE.

[Conspire2Ignite]

I actually posted a character story after people said they wanted to read them. Secretly, I crave validation. Incognito levels of validation. Tell me my writing is terrible and I will grin like an idiot because it means you read it.

[CoolfoolFTW]

I wasted a box of flashbangs on a game of hot potato.

My first server was NoX and I learned how to play from there.

I hate auto-traitor because of random people becoming a traitor at random times.

[Username]

I hate mostly every type of antagonist round and feel the game would be 100% better off without them.

 

I feel that the server would benefit more if it was constant extended and antags were cherry picked to play to a story rather than oneshot stupid chaos rounds.

 

l0l

[josh1133]

The only time I ever played a doctor I was a vampire, and I spent the whole round sucking on the shrink in his office...

 

Ayyyy! I remember that! I was my really passive doctor character and I forget how but I felt really bad for you before you did it the first time...after that, I was too scared to tell you no because you drained half my blood in a few seconds.

._. Your lady scared my doctor bad, and is the reason he started bringing protection with him to his sessions.