Rusty Shackleford

Wait... you've been playing this character... And now you want to turn him into a Tajaran? What?

I actually had a plan for this planet, though any new planet lore has been put on the back burner for now.

What is anyone even talking about in these threads anymore? It's just coming off as vague mystical crap at this point with soft language so as to not offend anyone. I don't even understand what the point of the OP here was. What were you trying to accomplish here?

I tried this game. First two tries, I died on the first stage. Third try, I got a bunch of items that increased my DPS and passive damage dealing abilities, a bunch of health upgrades, and three drones that upped my DPS further. I beat 8 bosses and started spamming the Wandering Vagrant's ability and detonating everything. I got through 2 teleporters by laming it out and dodging the Ancient Wisps and Lava Worms. And then I got rekt by a horde of mudcrabs in the third stage because 45 minutes had passed and the difficulty was now at Insane. I like it this game. I like it a lot.

Chapter 6: Deus Ex Machina Oh look, I did a thing again.

http://gyazo.com/f666b43af3876e019dc43b117d471021 I didn't choose the batmum life. The batmum life chose me.

White Trash Robots made me kek. Your art is the best, Frances.

We have characters on this server that come from all over, even from different star systems. Bluespace is how they commute.

Explored space might extend past inhabited space by about another several thousand light-years.

I'm really bad at socializing IRL, and so it leaks into my roleplaying. Ergo, my characters are either oddballs or social outcasts. I have a hard time maintaining a meaningful conversation and so I usually end up in my character's department, idly messing around with mechanics and waiting for people to need me. Which is sorta what I do in real life anyway. Hue. I'm also partial to playing female characters. My favorites are Janet, Alura, April and Versha. However, because of my aforementioned social awkwardness, I worry that maybe I'm not portraying a woman correctly, and that it might be just coming off as clearly a man in a woman's body. Also, I have a problem playing old characters. And also security characters. Cristof is supposed to be old and worn down, but whenever I play him, he ends up smacking people with batons and picking fights. People don't like to listen to their superiors, and have these annoying little things called consciences, and so I feel like I have to put everyone back in line. And that's usually around the time I get arrested/beaten to death for overstepping my power.

Uh... Jakers... actually "deciding" this stuff falls under the purview of the lore team... I haven't read this in a while. As far as immune systems are concerned, I've been operating under the assumption that all the basic and annoying diseases have gone the way of polio and Spanish flu, leaving only the super deadly, fast evolving shit that hops between species to post a legitimate threat to people. Ergo, people get sick just as before anyway.

Wait a minute... I'm supposed to be the paranoid one around here...

FRANCES YOUR ART IS THE FUCKING GREATEST THING EVER

I've been watching videos of Scott Manley playing this game. This is my new fixation.

I imagine Janet to sound like the woman in this movie. Bonus points because the character is also a geneticist. Cristof. Da. Comrade. Aaron would sound most like the guy singing the song.

WHO SAID THAT?! WHO JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANT?! Fuck that person. Get back here, Thundy!

It's going to end up as a disappointment no matter what EA does, whether they decide to be good guys and keep true to the formula that made the first two great, or if they are money-grubbing assholes like usual and make you have to pay for DLC in order to use anything other than the shitty laser pistol sidearm. The nostalgia will only go so far in masking the fact that it'll be another Call of Duty/Battlefield title except with Star Wars attached to the name. First person shooters in general are just cashing in on the Battlefield formula, so you just know even Battlefront is going to have unnecessary crap like ranks that affect equipment availability, and since it's EA, it's a given that there are going to be microtransactions involved. At this point, the best I'd be hoping for is that all the characters do not end up as transgendered morbidly obese special snowflakes with dyed hair wearing wing-tipped glasses, and the only way to attack the other team is to hurt their feelings or crush them under the weight of your body mass as you roll around the battlefield like an organic boulder.

What do people think of Glitchy and/or Versha Reltisen?

>inb4 female stormtroopers are also SJWs >mfw get told to check CIS privilege

huehuehue no hate pls

I never asked for this. yes i did

I did a thing on the site. Though you may want to make it so that not just anyone can create an account and freely edit other people's records.

This party's going to be Fuhrerious