Xelnagahunter Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 I'd skip work. Seconded. I'd probably just wait the shift out in the library then get the fuck home and never go to work again. These guys have it right. Quote
Guest Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 I'd skip work. Seconded. I'd probably just wait the shift out in the library then get the fuck home and never go to work again. These guys have it right. Turns out that's the day the cult arrives and use the library as a home Quote
Conservatron Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 engineering is always the safest spot on the station even if the singularity gets loose because you can run before telling anyone else Quote
Killerhurtz Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 even if the singularity gets loose because you can run before telling anyone else  Well there WAS that one time where the singularity only compromised the part of it's containment that faced the station so that it shot straight upwards, tearing Engineering in half and sucking in all but one of the engineers Quote
Filthyfrankster Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 If i woke up as a fucking failed 7'10 scalie lizard character who looks like something someone drew up in a scalie thread. Well Suicide is always painless. Quote
EvilBrage Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 Go to mining. And never come back. I may eventually space myself and fly back to Earth in an attempt to figure out what the fuck is going on. When I discover my house is no longer there (and that I'm a 6'4'' human with a strange accent,) I would return to the Aurora, steal a bunch of guns, and go live out my space pirate fantasies. Quote
Guest Posted October 17, 2015 Posted October 17, 2015 Immediately get transferred off of the Aurora. Quote
Lady_of_Ravens Posted October 17, 2015 Posted October 17, 2015 even if the singularity gets loose because you can run before telling anyone else  Well there WAS that one time where the singularity only compromised the part of it's containment that faced the station so that it shot straight upwards, tearing Engineering in half and sucking in all but one of the engineers  The AI core is very safe from singularities. XD Not so much against nuke-ops, but... you know... hopefully there'll be at least one sec-lizard left who hasn't killed himself, and he'll save me. Quote
NoahGoldFox Posted October 17, 2015 Author Posted October 17, 2015 If i woke up as a fucking failed 7'10 scalie lizard character who looks like something someone drew up in a scalie thread.Well Suicide is always painless. Â why? :/ being a lizard would be epic Quote
Rechkalov Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Seduce the first Medbay-employed female to cross my path. Quote
hivefleetchicken Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 explore genitals  Kidding, if I still knew everything I knew about SS13 and was just trapped in the body of a character I had... I'd probably stay home and head to work 3 hours late with a glock in my belt and cap every Tajaran that follows me into maintenance. If I actually woke up as the person and had their thoughts and feelings, I'd fuckin' go to work I guess. Quote
Hackie Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 realize how fucking edgey I am and just go and release singuloth. Quote
CakeIsOssim Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 Buzz, call people heretics, revel at the power of my stun baton, question why organics are so strange, talk to myself in Tradeband about how dumb the Unathi are, wait for the nukeops to hit me with an ion rifle, get rebuilt in robotics, repeat. Quote
NebulaFlare Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 Lori Alvarez: Freak out because I got a robotic arm. Rose Watson: Freak out because of a voice in my head. Karima Mo'Taki: Freak out because I'm NOT HUMAN. Aji'Rah Laikov: Freak out because I'm not human AND I'm figuratively screwed. DragonSnap: Freak out because I'm a robot. Echo: Freak out because I'm a robot with even less purchased freedom. Yeah, safe to say I'd pretty much freak out regardless. Quote
Nikov Posted October 31, 2015 Posted October 31, 2015 Shower, shave, zip up the Atmos jumpsuit, and put on my toolbelt. Then find some unnaturally gorgeous pink-haired broad and ask if she needs some pipe laid, because this shit is either a dream or there is no God. Quote
SilverTalismen Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Well, If im Roots, I'll do what I always do, set up the engine, get zapped several times by the emitters and get spaced while everyone scrambles to find me and lets the station power run out, if I am Mix, I'll get dressed up, fill my folders with the paperowkr I'll need, and then sit in my office and wait Quote
Carver Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 As Dace 'THE ACEMAN' Morel, I'd probably just go get drunk and try hitting on my coworkers before scamming people into thinking I'm some kind of health guru/personal trainer and make them do things for me because I'd be a lazy bastard. As Alfred Preston, I'd probably just go take a nap in the medical lobby and get high on opiates because I'd be goddamn old. Quote
Lady_of_Ravens Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 I've got myself a new character I mostly play so... if I woke up as LiLITH I'd... well... I'd have a really weird conversation with myselves about wtf just happened. Then I'd we'd change into the sexy purple scrubs, grab a bottle of sleeping toxin, and then chill out in surgery waiting for some stupid meatsack to drink their liver into the toilet. It wouldn't be a long wait. Quote
TechnoKat Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 in all honesty i would satisfy my murderboner on other characters i hate. then just end myself. Quote
witchbells Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Waking up as Kazuo wouldn't be too awful, save for the whole "suddenly being the opposite gender" thing. Once I'd get over that I'd just do the inevitable. Quote
Guest Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 As Fai, wake up and realize that I'm probably going to die while watching some suit walk around acting important. As Lizz, wake up, and wonder why I am suddenly happy and look for the nearest slime to experiment on. As BSB, boot up and look for the nearest basketball. As BSAI, boot up and serve the crew As Bluespace Cat, wake up realize that I will be traveling around for the rest of eternity as a fluffball, loose the concept of mortality and start doing random things while looking for a reason to be. Quote
SilverTalismen Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Poor Roots. He has a tough life. Roots leads a tough life, but they almost enjoy their work and on occasion get to punch some trespassing idiot in the face Quote
EORhappiness Posted November 11, 2015 Posted November 11, 2015 Wonder why I own so many stuffed animals- And be very interested in the fact that I have a penis. Probably followed by inserting it into random things to see what its like- considering I have no idea. Quote
hivefleetchicken Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 I'd honestly join the syndicate with my knowledge of what NT's really up to and kill every fucking loyalty implanted person I see Quote
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