PROFESSIONAL RP VICTIMS

[Gank]

HELLO FELLOW AURORIAN, DO YOU EVER GET PISSED WHEN YOUR PLANS FAIL, DO YOU EVER GET UTTERLY RETARDED AND START CRYING TO STAFF ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT WAS FOR YOU TO DIE AFTER BLOWING UP ARMOURY AND STEALING EVERYTHINH, JUST TO GET HARMBATONNRD TO DEATH? HOW ABOUT BEING TRIGGERED BY PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE YOUR CHARACTER(S)? WELL, THIS THREAD IS JUST FOR YOU! INTRODUCING.. BEING A "PROFESSIONAL RP VICTIM"!

JUST LOOK AT THESE BAN REQUESTS AND COMPLAINTS! THEY WORKED 100% EFFICIENCY!

-http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=4456&hilit=Callabaddie

-http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=3445

-http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=4188

-http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=4713

-http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=4353

-http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=4048

-http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=3479

AND MANY MORE OLD THREADS, THEY STILL KEEP COMING UP! THESE PLAYERS ARE ALREADY BANNED(TechnoKat, halorocks) BUT THE REST TONED DOWN AND ARE NOWHERE FUN AS THEY WERE BEFORE. WELL CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PROFESSIONAL RP VICTIMS(Jboy, TheFurry, Thundy, Mirkoloio and many, many many more- commandant Lassard)

UPON INTERVIEWING JBOY, WE DID NOT GET MUCH INFORMATION AS THE POOR BLOKE WAS SNIFFING IN TEARS UPON REMEMBERINF THE TRUE PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION TECHNOKAT HAD DONE, BUT JBOY HAD TO SAY THIS, "H-He is literally t-the Cuban Hitler Castro.. I was never allowed to do things when he was around!" BEFORE RUNNING OFF TO HIS SAFE SPACE AND CALLING HIS SNOWFLAKE ROLEPLAY ATTOURNEY.

UPON TECHNOKAT'S INTERVIEW HE ONLY CALLED US OUT, ASKING "How the fuck did you get my skype account." WELL, MOVING ON..

GARNASCUS, AN ADMIN OF AURORA, HAS TONED DOWN FROM BEING FUN TO A BRAINWASHED PUPPET FROM THE RP VICTIMS, HE NOW RESIDES TO RARELY PLAY BUT ENFORCE THE SERVER. UPON INTERVIEW, HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY, "Aurora did in fact change, we've been shifting our focus towards the victims more often and dropped out the regulars who played on Aurora often.. I wonder where are they now?.."

UPON INSPECTING THE INTERVIEWS, WE CAN ALREADY SAY BEING A "PROFESSIONAL RP VICTIM" WORKED OUT JUST FINE AND AURORA IS NOW COMPLETELY RULED BY SNOWFLAKE PLAYERS AND ADMINS PEOPLE WITH GOOD BIASED MINDS. THIS HAS BEEN STUDIED BY SNOWFLAKE ROLEPLAY PROFESSORS, UNTIL NEXT TIME!

Coming soon:

-What does it mean having a transpecies character?-

-Should ERP be treated with kindness and care?-

-What is it like playing an tajaran unathi IPC with feelings?-

[LemonTheFruit]

Agreed.

[Fire and Glory]

The fun quality of Aurora has been lessening to a great degree, you are completely right sir.

Follow up posts when?

[Garnascus]

RP is fucking lame anyway. I have been trying to transition this server into a murder zone kill box for months now.

[hivefleetchicken]

yeah well you still shower with your fucking dad kiddo

[Gank]

yeah well you still shower with your fucking dad kiddo

 

EXCUSE ME THAT IS COMPLETELY TRIGERRING AND I HAD TO GO TO MY SAFE SPACE, LET ME CALL MY SOCIAL JUSTICE ATTOURNEY NOW.

[Guest]

Make Aurora great again!

[Gank]

WE ARE ALL CATS HERE, WE'RE OFFENDED BY RACIST CHARACTERS. THERE ARE JUST MINOR DIFFERENCES BETWEEN BEING RACIST TO CATS AND CLAWING THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE RACISTS.

[the_furry]

I TAKE OFFENCE TO THIS! I was never requested for an interview and thus feel like I've been discriminated against! stop furry hate!

#banhe#clawtheracists#yiff

[Garnascus]

I have never wanted to bin something and sticky something at the same time. We need a hall of fame section.

[Pozzie]

"Triggered" "Professional victim" "Patriarchal oppression" "Snowflake"

I absolutely hate you cringewrothy fucks who talk like this. And yes I mean you, not the people you think you're oh-so-cleverly satirising.

[Guest]

"Triggered" "Professional victim" "Patriarchal oppression" "Snowflake"

I absolutely hate you cringewrothy fucks who talk like this. And yes I mean you, not the people you think you're oh-so-cleverly satirising.

It's reserved for people that lack self-awareness to the point they don't even know why they are angry. Like someone who's trying to prove that furries are completely normal, or that SSLs aren't a bad thing, when all they really want is to say: "Hey man, just let me play whatever the fuck I want and how I want if it's within the rules."

If you are really getting baited by a trollpost like this I reserve my right to call you triggered.

[Gank]

"Triggered" "Professional victim" "Patriarchal oppression" "Snowflake"

I absolutely hate you cringewrothy fucks who talk like this. And yes I mean you, not the people you think you're oh-so-cleverly satirising.

 

"MUH SNOWFLAKE PRIVILEGES HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF US"

[Pozzie]

It's reserved for people that lack self-awareness to the point they don't even know why they are angry.

 

Is it fuck, it's thrown around all the time as some lame attempt to silence discourse by ridiculing anyone who dares try and change people's minds on social issues and it is absolutely everywhere.

If you are really getting baited by a trollpost like this I reserve my right to call you triggered.

 

LE EPIK TROLL xdxdxdxdxdxdxdfxdfxdxxdxdxdxxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxcdxdxdxddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd no fuck off it's just obnoxious

[Zundy]

Is it fuck, it's thrown around all the time as some lame attempt to silence discourse by ridiculing anyone who dares try and change people's minds on social issues and it is absolutely everywhere.

 

You're aware that pretty much all the terms you listed are used un-ironically by those folks who are 'trying to change peoples minds on social issues' right? You sound like one of those people right now tbh bud.

[Pozzie]

Except two out of four isn't "pretty much all" nice counting buddy.

Guilt by frustration is a pretty weird fallacy too.

[Guest Complete Garbage]

In western countries, literally fucking nobody is 'opressed,' or a 'victim of society.' This kind of shit happens in LDC shitholes, that's where your efforts should be focused, because calling whatever you do here 'a positive change' is bullshit.

Need to check my privilege before posting in the future.

Edited May 18, 2016 by Complete Garbage

[Pozzie]

I don't know where up your butt you're pulling all this from but I don't remember saying anything of the sort, but remember it's me who's triggered lol.

[Guest]

bait status:

☑ taken

We have good people here, and we have bad people. Not too hard to tell who's who.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Is it fuck, it's thrown around all the time as some lame attempt to silence discourse by ridiculing anyone who dares try and change people's minds on social issues and it is absolutely everywhere.

 

Fuck social issues in the ass, hard and without consent.

get off my spess steshun normie REEEEEEEEE

[hivefleetchicken]

ridiculing anyone who dares try and change people's minds on social issues

 

i see the cummies drought is taking a large toll on your furcadia group, hang in there buddy

/sarc

All ridiculously abrasive and insanely over-the-top baiting aside, what the fuck are you talking about?

EDIT: Okay I read over your wording a million times and I genuinely have to ask now

Do you really think that calling mikus and snowflakes shitty is more cringeworthy than the outrageously retarded act of actually playing them?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Hive, your shitposts have reached a level where they're drawing out SJW lurkers, you know not the power which you wield.

[Gank]

I did not meant this post to start an argument. Oh God people took it seriously already.

[Skull132]

Sure you didn't, bud :^)

[canon35]

What the fuck is this thread. Is this even kosher?