Flannel button up

[ToasterStrudel]

BYOND Key: Toasterstrudes

Character name: M.A.K.E

Item name: Workers Flannel

Why is your character carrying said item to work? The quintessential look for any prospering worker in the construction or lumber-jacking trade is flannel. M.A.K.E, being a sensible robot that wishes to look the part in their job, must keep up with the blue-collar look of these construction workers and lumber-jacks. They would want to achieve such looks as to properly fit in better with their work environment, ensuring efficiency, as well as looking dope.

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Item function(s): Can be worn, has an opened, closed, opened w/ rolled sleeves, and closed w/ rolled sleeves variant.

Item description: "A very sensible green wool flannel, really brings out the hipster in you!"

Item appearance:

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How will you use this to better interact with crew and/or stimulate RP? I feel that the poncho craze has gone stale, maybe we can usher in a new era of the flannel. (ALSO it'll apparently usher in a new conflict of poncho vs flannel :^( )

Additional comments: (I'm so sorry Tish but I must snowflake, this will be my last one I promise :^()

Edited March 5, 2017 by Guest

[Tequilajoe]

THE PONCHO NEVER GROWS STALE

THE PONCHO IS ETERNAL

YOU GODDAMN TRAITOR

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[Synnono]

Betrayer! Deserter!

Filthy turncoat turnponcho!

What is this, robot Canada?

[Nikov]

HIIIIPSTEEEEER.

[Lohikar]

The poncho loved you, and you're turning your back on it?

Have you no sense of loyalty?

[ToasterStrudel]

I have been betrayed by the ones I love, ALL I WANTED WAS FLANNEL.

[Alberyk]

Hipster.

[Scheveningen]

barf

[Coalf]

I'd help you out here.

But what kind of person chooses green flannel when red flannel is clearly superior?

[ToasterStrudel]

What are you talking about Green > Red any day. Green portrays innocence, whereas red portrays hatred and anger. M.A.K.E is a good little robot. PLUS it clashes better with the engie orange.

[Pyrociraptor]

Green flannel for the EngIPC !

[Coalf]

Well it appears you have activated my trap card, as green clearly symbolises disgust and vomit meanwhile red symbolises passion and love.

[ToasterStrudel]

Well it appears you have activated my trap card, as green clearly symbolises disgust and vomit meanwhile red symbolises passion and love.

 

You have activated my counter-trap card. Red shows blood and death, REASON BEING, Robots cannot show passion or love. Green symbolizes growth and life, something robots can bring forth into the world. Me: 2 - You: 0

[Coalf]

Well it appears you have activated my trap card, as green clearly symbolises disgust and vomit meanwhile red symbolises passion and love.

 

You have activated my counter-trap card. Red shows blood and death, REASON BEING, Robots cannot show passion or love. Green symbolizes growth and life, something robots can bring forth into the world. Me: 2 - You: 0

 

*un-sheats katana* Well it appears that you have gambled and lost, there is over five hundred mentions of color red in the holy bible while the color green is only mentioned three hundred times, *teleports behind u* to add insult to injury Red Cross is an organization that helps all people in need, meanwhile green is the color that a certain country is often depicted with, Ireland and as we all know, your IPC isn't Irish. Pssh...pathetic.

So clearly red flannel is superior to green flannel, nothing personell...kid.

[ToasterStrudel]

Well it appears you have activated my trap card, as green clearly symbolises disgust and vomit meanwhile red symbolises passion and love.

 

You have activated my counter-trap card. Red shows blood and death, REASON BEING, Robots cannot show passion or love. Green symbolizes growth and life, something robots can bring forth into the world. Me: 2 - You: 0

 

*un-sheats katana* Well it appears that you have gambled and lost, there is over five hundred mentions of color red in the holy bible while the color green is only mentioned three hundred times, *teleports behind u* to add insult to injury Red Cross is an organization that helps all people in need, meanwhile green is the color that a certain country is often depicted with, Ireland and as we all know, your IPC isn't Irish. Pssh...pathetic.

So clearly red flannel is superior to green flannel, nothing personell...kid.

 

*Unsheaths their own katana, one that is a few more inches longer than yours* I see what you mean there, but thats the thing, MAKE isn't religious, they're a robot, so your opinion is flawed. *My old body fades into shadow, and reforms behind you, two times as big* How do you know that MAKE's creator, and owner of Kalentine Electronics isn't Irish? Maybe they were HARD PROGRAMMED to like the color green? You wouldn't know though... how pathetic...

[Coalf]

You have activated my counter-trap card. Red shows blood and death, REASON BEING, Robots cannot show passion or love. Green symbolizes growth and life, something robots can bring forth into the world. Me: 2 - You: 0

 

*un-sheats katana* Well it appears that you have gambled and lost, there is over five hundred mentions of color red in the holy bible while the color green is only mentioned three hundred times, *teleports behind u* to add insult to injury Red Cross is an organization that helps all people in need, meanwhile green is the color that a certain country is often depicted with, Ireland and as we all know, your IPC isn't Irish. Pssh...pathetic.

So clearly red flannel is superior to green flannel, nothing personell...kid.

 

*Unsheaths their own katana, one that is a few more inches longer than yours* I see what you mean there, but thats the thing, MAKE isn't religious, they're a robot, so your opinion is flawed. *My old body fades into shadow, and reforms behind you, two times as big* How do you know that MAKE's creator, and owner of Kalentine Electronics isn't Irish? Maybe they were HARD PROGRAMMED to like the color green? You wouldn't know though... how pathetic...

*steps out from behind u as u disvr the prvs one was a hologram* Isn't religious? Then how do you explain the name MAKE as in MAKER as in JEHOVAH who's also known as god or all father? It's clearly you're using poor MAKE as your puppet. *Activates rynnegan (which grants him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō)*

And to your second 'argument' if you could call it that. When we switch the K with V it becomes Valentine and on Valentine there are two main colors, red and pink as they're signs of love and not green which is attributed to Saint Irishman day but let's not stop only there, Saint Valentine was a priest in central Italy and as we both know Italy joined the Crusades and what did Crusaders have? A red cross.

*Summons amaterasu* So as you see, it is already over. Omae wa mou shindeiru.

If you like green, get shot in the spleen.

[ToasterStrudel]

*un-sheats katana* Well it appears that you have gambled and lost, there is over five hundred mentions of color red in the holy bible while the color green is only mentioned three hundred times, *teleports behind u* to add insult to injury Red Cross is an organization that helps all people in need, meanwhile green is the color that a certain country is often depicted with, Ireland and as we all know, your IPC isn't Irish. Pssh...pathetic.

So clearly red flannel is superior to green flannel, nothing personell...kid.

 

*Unsheaths their own katana, one that is a few more inches longer than yours* I see what you mean there, but thats the thing, MAKE isn't religious, they're a robot, so your opinion is flawed. *My old body fades into shadow, and reforms behind you, two times as big* How do you know that MAKE's creator, and owner of Kalentine Electronics isn't Irish? Maybe they were HARD PROGRAMMED to like the color green? You wouldn't know though... how pathetic...

*steps out from behind u as u disvr the prvs one was a hologram* Isn't religious? Then how do you explain the name MAKE as in MAKER as in JEHOVAH who's also known as god or all father? It's clearly you're using poor MAKE as your puppet. *Activates rynnegan (which grants him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō)*

And to your second 'argument' if you could call it that. When we switch the K with V it becomes Valentine and on Valentine there are two main colors, red and pink as they're signs of love and not green which is attributed to Saint Irishman day but let's not stop only there, Saint Valentine was a priest in central Italy and as we both know Italy joined the Crusades and what did Crusaders have? A red cross.

*Summons amaterasu* So as you see, it is already over. Omae wa mou shindeiru.

If you like green, get shot in the spleen.

 

*sustains to much damage, hunching over in pain* gah, you have defeated me- but, you have only made ME TWICE AS STRONG, AHHHHHH *unsheathes a massive sword etched into it is "屁股爆破", before taking a giant leap into the air, hair growing spikey and glowing like the light of two suns* you have ASSUMED incorrectly, MAKE being related to MAKER is actually a SICK JOKE played on by its creator, to make FUN of religion! *uses all of its power from '屁股爆破' to strike into the ground with the power or 1000 atomic bombs* Red belongs in a bed, why? Because green is a synonym, and the best is what it means! Also the grass is greener on the other side, sorry bud.

(This meme has gone to far we need jesus)

[Coalf]

 

*Unsheaths their own katana, one that is a few more inches longer than yours* I see what you mean there, but thats the thing, MAKE isn't religious, they're a robot, so your opinion is flawed. *My old body fades into shadow, and reforms behind you, two times as big* How do you know that MAKE's creator, and owner of Kalentine Electronics isn't Irish? Maybe they were HARD PROGRAMMED to like the color green? You wouldn't know though... how pathetic...

*steps out from behind u as u disvr the prvs one was a hologram* Isn't religious? Then how do you explain the name MAKE as in MAKER as in JEHOVAH who's also known as god or all father? It's clearly you're using poor MAKE as your puppet. *Activates rynnegan (which grants him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō)*

And to your second 'argument' if you could call it that. When we switch the K with V it becomes Valentine and on Valentine there are two main colors, red and pink as they're signs of love and not green which is attributed to Saint Irishman day but let's not stop only there, Saint Valentine was a priest in central Italy and as we both know Italy joined the Crusades and what did Crusaders have? A red cross.

*Summons amaterasu* So as you see, it is already over. Omae wa mou shindeiru.

If you like green, get shot in the spleen.

 

*sustains to much damage, hunching over in pain* gah, you have defeated me- but, you have only made ME TWICE AS STRONG, AHHHHHH *unsheathes a massive sword etched into it is "屁股爆破", before taking a giant leap into the air, hair growing spikey and glowing like the light of two suns* you have ASSUMED incorrectly, MAKE being related to MAKER is actually a SICK JOKE played on by its creator, to make FUN of religion! *uses all of its power from '屁股爆破' to strike into the ground with the power or 1000 atomic bombs* Red belongs in a bed, why? Because green is a synonym, and the best is what it means!

(This meme has gone to far we need jesus)

 

*emerges from his origanal shell (which was only armor made to cover his true power)* Thine weakness shall befall thee.

*unsheats zweihander* Thou hast thread on the wrong lands, knave.

To quothe Cardinal Eminemus

Ho! His Palmes are sweaty, Knees weake, Armes art not Pleasante

There be vomit on yon Tunic alreadie, Mother's stuffed Pheasant

He feeleth lyke having Shiveringe Feuer, but on yon Surface He looks Calm and readie

To burn Heretycs, but He keeps not recalling

What he wrote down, the whole Crowde goes so loud

He opens hin Mouthe, but the Wordes come as Naught out

He is chokyng, how, Peasantes tell witty Tayles now

The Sande has run out, Houreglass turns over, bow!

Snap back to Realitie, oh, he dyscovered Gravitie!

Oh, yon goes a Warlocke, he burned The Inquisitor is so mad, but He won't give up that easy?

No, He will have It Naught, he knows his torturers' spikes and ropes

It matter Naught, Wytches art stronge, He knows that, but always broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its

Back to the Dungeon again, ho, this whole Rhapsodie

He better go capture this Wytch and hope she does not pass Him!

*dropeth mic*

Red is the best and to like green is to fall to a cardinal sin.

[DatBerry]

>this is the work of a mod and trial mod

son, i am disappoint.

into the actual app, i really don't see how this can spark that much RP, and from the app itself, it seems like another snowflake clothing more fit in the custom loadout thread than a custom item app.

edit: fixed typo

[ToasterStrudel]

>this is the work of a mod and trial mode

son, i am disappoint.

into the actual app, i really don't see how this can spark that much RP, and from the app itself, it seems like another snowflake clothing more fit in the custom loadout thread than a custom item app.

 

Yes its a snowflakey item, but every app here is a snowflakey app. This will bring up some roleplay though, as Monique (M.A.K.Es owner) will most likey be angry at them for abandoning the look of the poncho. Also Coalf started it. :^(

Also I wouldnt mind if it was a custom loadout item, just didn't know if others wanted it or not.

Edited March 6, 2017 by Guest

[Coalf]

>this is the work of a mod and trial mode

son, i am disappoint.

into the actual app, i really don't see how this can spark that much RP, and from the app itself, it seems like another snowflake clothing more fit in the custom loadout thread than a custom item app.

 

I support what Berry said, I'd rather see this in the custom loadout, maybe add a red and blue variant. The hipster glasses are in the loadout too so why not the full hispter getup?

 

Coalf started it.

 

Traitor

[ToasterStrudel]

Due to the memes that this app has caused, and the fact that this would probably be a better Custom Loadout item, I'm gonna withdraw this.

[Nikov]

We have crushed a hipster's dreams. Today was a good day.

[TishinaStalker]

Application withdrawn.