I don't think this is a good idea.
As long as the telecoms is on a satellite this is a bad idea. Someone adding a 'pirate talk' script is funny once. Someone adding some kind of word replace script every round is going to be mind numbingly frustrating. Especially when they can only be gotten to by the Captain, CE or RD. They essentially have a free pass to do what they want and I don't have much faith the admins will step in to stop them, for fear of "ruining the joke" or something.
Telecoms should always be an afterthought for the station. The CE and the RD have access, because if there's a problem, they drop their main duties and go fix it. Someone who's entire station role is sitting on a satellite alone will get bored and they will start "making jokes", running stupid scripts they found online and muting people. ICly this can't be policed because of the geography of where the satellite is and OOCly I honestly don't trust the staff to police it out of fear of being unpopular.