You all understand the bomb as is, is a meme right? It's a fucking 1940's "Little Boy" atomic bomb in the year 2458. Remove the retarded memes.
The title for this suggesting needs to be re-worded really because the object in starcract isn't a fucking beer cooler, it's a cold fusion storage device which some enterprising marines have filled with ice and beers. Basically make the shitty nuke sprite into a storage device that, when opening, reveals the cold-fusion bomb within. Technically some ERT or Syndi bad-bois could use this to store chilled alcoholic beverages in if they were feeling frisky.
Probably should remove all the shitty memes as well but that's a suggestion for another thread.