Let me put humans on my meat spikes goddamnit

[Butterrobber202]

I want to meat spike humans and Xenos n' stuff when I'm being an evil chef, but at the moment, you can only spike up monkeys. This is sad. Let me be evil.

[LorenLuke]

IIRC, the problem in so doing is that it's an instant kill. One bad disarm against you in the freezer and it's basically death, if that's the case.

[Lady Fowl]

Voting for dismisal. While this is very very easy to add, I fail to see how this benefits any roleplay

[Kaed]

It's fairly easy to recode it to instant kill monkies only and work more like a noose for brute damage/blood loss.  I personally would like to see more psycho butcher antagging because right now the only way to actually cut up humantypes is via the gibber which is just a shitty black box that already instant kills, by the way, this isn't new, and has to be emagged I think to even let people be put in and then just deletes their mob and spits out some meat.

Edited May 3, 2019 by Kaed

[Butterrobber202]

Kaed's got it! Lemme spike people, but kill them over time, the blood loss and brute damage will do the job for me! We can even let them try to resist off of it.

[Conspiir]

There's a difference between the long-ass time it takes to put you IN the gibber (seriously, go get yourself a glass of water while you heft the dead carp in there; you might be halfway done when you get back) and the instant it takes to put you on a meatspike. I'd be okay with this if there was a timer for putting someone on the spike, too. Maybe not as long as the gibber if it's a slower death. But still. One disarm and you're on the spikes. Seems like a bit much.

[Garnascus]

+1 

Its neat

[Goret]

To prevent the instant death like monkeys,  we could make it only usable if the body is dead for example. I'm in favor of this, could be fun. 

[Pratepresidenten]

Im more onboard with the slow death on the spike kind of deal. So you can harvest their succulent meat while they watch.

[Goret]

19 minutes ago, Pratepresidenten said:

Im more onboard with the slow death on the spike kind of deal. So you can harvest their succulent meat while they watch.

Now I'm thinking of this old torture method where you'd be on a spike but still alive.

[Hendricks]

I think being a meat popsicle would be fun. imagine seeing it too lmao. I think cool ways to slow kill people are cool. Hangings good but pikes are a real 1 upper. 

[LorenLuke]

13 hours ago, Butterrobber202 said:

Kaed's got it! Lemme spike people, but kill them over time, the blood loss and brute damage will do the job for me! We can even let them try to resist off of it.

Worth noting then is that handcuffs (which are not inordinately difficult to obtain) constitute a significant resist time. What happens if someone has handcuffs on and is spiked? Which would you resist out of, first? Would you even have a chance of surviving on your own?

 

6 hours ago, Goret said:

To prevent the instant death like monkeys,  we could make it only usable if the body is dead for example. I'm in favor of this, could be fun. 

This, I'd be okay with.

[Butterrobber202]

 

 

 

On 04/05/2019 at 11:34, LorenLuke said:

Worth noting then is that handcuffs (which are not inordinately difficult to obtain) constitute a significant resist time. What happens if someone has handcuffs on and is spiked? Which would you resist out of, first? Would you even have a chance of surviving on your own?

Handcuffs are abiotic items and can not be equipped to the mob when placed on the meat spike.